LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
that they suck in bed? 5/7/2010 1:08:34 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
Make a thread about it and then wait for them to see it.
EDIT: WAIT FUCK THIS IS ABOUT ME ISN'T IT
[Edited on May 7, 2010 at 1:09 PM. Reason : ] 5/7/2010 1:08:55 PM |
MitsuMtnASU All American 2346 Posts user info edit post |
^ 5/7/2010 1:09:22 PM |
eleusis All American 24527 Posts user info edit post |
you don't say anything at all, but stop having sex with them. 5/7/2010 1:10:20 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
^oh herro honey
you don't tell them they suck (if you care about them). you ask them to try this, or maybe try that, or hey let's do this...communicate the positives, and don't speak up about the negatives.] 5/7/2010 1:11:07 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
^
^^
lol, sounds like trouble in paradise 5/7/2010 1:11:27 PM |
Samwise16 All American 12710 Posts user info edit post |
is this someone you're just sleeping with or in a relationship with?
just sleeping with: cut ties, yo... that would get the message across
in a relationship: be honest but respectful... I dare say no one is perfect in bed so maybe it'll open up a door where you can work on things together! 5/7/2010 1:11:47 PM |
slingblade All American 12133 Posts user info edit post |
go buy the kama sutra and tell them you want to try new things. 5/7/2010 1:12:03 PM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
stop sleeping with them 5/7/2010 1:12:17 PM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
I dunno...I'm not terribly experienced, but it seems like sucking in bed is like sucking at dancing
if you can't do it, you can't do it, and no amount of suggestions/practice are going to change that 5/7/2010 1:12:34 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
yes, clearly you arent experienced 5/7/2010 1:14:08 PM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
certainly not, no 5/7/2010 1:14:30 PM |
lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
start reading a book during sex 5/7/2010 1:14:32 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
its actually the exact opposite of what you said
suggestions and practice are awesome
just like any other activity you try and become good at
which includes dancing (try telling a professional dancer that you dont think practicing helps them)
[Edited on May 7, 2010 at 1:16 PM. Reason : .] 5/7/2010 1:16:35 PM |
timbo All American 1003 Posts user info edit post |
How can you be 28 and not experienced at sex? 5/7/2010 1:16:47 PM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
just give them some extenze 5/7/2010 1:16:49 PM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
^^ I don't have gfs very often
^^^ I dunno, though...like, for example, I can't dance, I have no sense of rhythm and no amount of practice is gonna change that
maybe some people are just like that with sex 5/7/2010 1:18:16 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
I'm with thumper. You don't tell them that they're bad, you work at having great sex together. Just because the sex is bad now does not mean that it has to stay that way. I know this from experience. Sometimes they've had previous partners who either did not communicate well or just liked different things that you do and they have to be 'retrained.' You have to learn together what the other likes. You need to gently lead him away from the things that you dislike and coach him to do the things that you do like. It's up to you to know what turns you on and show him how to hit your buttons. 5/7/2010 1:18:58 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
Watch a lot of pornography. Emulate what the guys do. Especially pay attention to the groaning and pulling out to cum on the face and tits. 5/7/2010 1:19:17 PM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
but don't let the size of their dicks get you down...they're professionals 5/7/2010 1:19:56 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
i guarantee you if you spend 3 hours with a professional dancer you will be better at dancing than you were beforehand, even if its not by very much
tangent-> 5/7/2010 1:20:55 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "you work at having great sex together" |
exactly. what's bad to you might have been another girl's (or guy's) best sex ever 5/7/2010 1:21:17 PM |
eleusis All American 24527 Posts user info edit post |
^^are you recommending she hire a hooker?
[Edited on May 7, 2010 at 1:22 PM. Reason : if so, will three hours be enough] 5/7/2010 1:21:29 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
saps, are you suggesting that she purchase a whore for her lack-luster lover?
^^ding ding ding We should totally write an advice column together.
[Edited on May 7, 2010 at 1:22 PM. Reason : .] 5/7/2010 1:21:40 PM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
I've had a girl get frustrated because she didn't think she was good in bed. She was adequate, but she definitely got off a shitload of times more than I did. I'm not the person who's going to give step-by-step instructions, so I just told her to get on the internet and watch some porn clips (she had some room for improvement in the blow-job area). I don't think she followed my instructions and we fizzled out anyways...and I don't know if great sex would have saved that relationship anyways. 5/7/2010 1:23:22 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Practice and having a mentor will definitely help, as long as you have an open mind and are open to criticism. 5/7/2010 1:23:48 PM |
lucyinthesky All American 11614 Posts user info edit post |
just fall asleep while he's doing you
he'll get the hint 5/7/2010 1:24:13 PM |
dswillia Q(o.oQ) 2190 Posts user info edit post |
^ (x11) Practice and direction is the only thing that will increase your perception of rhythm and understanding of dance, thus giving you the ability to be better moving with the ladies (or guys, w/e floats your boat) on the dance floor.
Same goes with anything in life (and I mean anything...dancing, sex, differential equations, etc.). Practice and direction lead to you being better at what you are practicing. Think about it, will your understanding of calculus increase if you receive no direction and do not practice using it?
[Edited on May 7, 2010 at 1:30 PM. Reason : zomg posts inbetween] 5/7/2010 1:29:32 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "She was adequate, but she definitely got off a shitload of times more than I did." |
I have never heard of this son. You must have no feeling left in your cock from the raid on your foreskin or something son.
I'mma tell ya, I last about 5-10 seconds on average son. Maybe less. If you actually got through a session without blowing a load, you are out of control son. Out of control. Either that or it takes her 3 seconds and then she demands that you stop, which is also out of control.
But you should be able to blow a load in 5-10 seconds son.5/7/2010 1:33:38 PM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
^She was a multiple-orgasm chick. She got off at least twice every time we had sex and usually 3 or 4 times.
I'm very self-conscious about pre-mature ejaculation and have made it my goal in sex life for that not to happen. I usually get off, but not until she does...but I've also found it a problem that I concentrate on her and making sure I don't get off early, and it sometimes throws me off to where I don't. I'll still usually blow my load, but it will take a while to "get back on track." For some reason it would take forever with this girl, and she's easily one of the hotter girls I've every dated...body and face wise. I never admitted it to her (for fear of castration), but I would sometimes close my eyes and think of other girls while we were having sex so I could get off. It made no fucking sense...but a lot of stuff doesn't. 5/7/2010 1:37:53 PM |
fdhelmin All American 1058 Posts user info edit post |
thread related?
http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=594420 5/7/2010 1:45:56 PM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'm very self-conscious about pre-mature ejaculation and have made it my goal in sex life for that not to happen. I usually get off, but not until she does...but I've also found it a problem that I concentrate on her and making sure I don't get off early, and it sometimes throws me off to where I don't. I'll still usually blow my load, but it will take a while to "get back on track." For some reason it would take forever with this girl, and she's easily one of the hotter girls I've every dated...body and face wise. I never admitted it to her (for fear of castration), but I would sometimes close my eyes and think of other girls while we were having sex so I could get off. It made no fucking sense...but a lot of stuff doesn't." |
QFT5/7/2010 2:06:19 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
i dont ever ejaculate i was told to see a doctor about that 5/7/2010 2:07:18 PM |
SaabTurbo All American 25459 Posts user info edit post |
That response was honest son, I can't deny it.
But for me son, it's a battle. A 5-10 second battle son.] 5/7/2010 2:09:10 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
thread not related 5/7/2010 2:17:30 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
im the real keeper 5/7/2010 2:17:54 PM |
TroopofEchos All American 12212 Posts user info edit post |
See . . this is where the dirty talk comes in handy 5/7/2010 2:28:13 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
hey, send me a dirty PM
actually, make it filthy 5/7/2010 2:29:23 PM |
TroopofEchos All American 12212 Posts user info edit post |
pm sent 5/7/2010 2:35:14 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
omg 5/7/2010 2:36:58 PM |
TroopofEchos All American 12212 Posts user info edit post |
o shit . . . too much? It was, wasn't it. I knew it. I just got caught up in the moment. 5/7/2010 2:40:45 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
I'm just amazed how graphically you were able to describe this:
I mean, just... wow. 5/7/2010 2:44:40 PM |
frugal_qualm All American 1398 Posts user info edit post |
First find out if they are willing to fix it. Its useless to put years into trying to teach someone that isn't willing to learn. Trying out something new is one of the most fun parts about it though, so if they are willing to try and you are willing to teach- AWESOME! Another great way is to get them out of their comfort zone- rent a hotel room for a night and use it as an excuse to heat things up then hope it carries over into everyday! 5/7/2010 3:03:22 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
:-/ 5/8/2010 2:50:45 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
PM me their names and I will handle it 5/8/2010 2:51:50 PM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
but you said you liked it 5/8/2010 3:11:39 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
she told me "it is a good size"
and we all know what that means. 5/8/2010 3:12:37 PM |
fleetwud AmbitiousButRubbish 49741 Posts user info edit post |
at least not "fun size" 5/8/2010 3:14:18 PM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T ASK TWW 5/8/2010 3:14:24 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "^^are you recommending she hire a hooker?" |
that was more directed towards jeffreybsg5/8/2010 3:15:45 PM |