^^ ok now you're just making up PMs

7/30/2010 2:05:09 PM

They teach you how to run down at the dojo or

7/30/2010 2:05:11 PM

Good to know.


Gronke has a black belt, makes threats over the internet.


Good to know in case there's any.... incidents

7/30/2010 2:05:18 PM

Quote :

"^^ ok now you're just making up PMs"

Nope, check it out for yourself.

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7/30/2010 2:06:16 PM

I, too, have a black belt.

It also has a bottle opener on its buckle.

7/30/2010 2:09:19 PM

KEVIN CORCHIANIGod IS FIRST MOVIE!

7/30/2010 2:12:31 PM

So what tww awards will this thread be nominated for?


Thread of the year?
Best call out thread?
Biggest pussy/loser of the year?
Epic meltdown of the year?

7/30/2010 2:17:20 PM

Quote :

"Currently Online? : Yes"

7/30/2010 2:43:14 PM

Quote :

"From : God To : LeonIsPro Received : Friday July 30, 2010 at 2:50 PM Subject : currenty online I WILL ALWAYS ME CURRENTY ONLINE "

Ah my first message in TWW

and it has so many gems like..

Quote :

"WILL ALWAYS ME"

7/30/2010 3:00:05 PM

I FINALLY got on the faggots PM list

Quote :

" Mail » » meltdown From : God To : ncsuapex Received : Friday July 30, 2010 at 2:18 PM Subject : meltdown there's no real meltdown going on here you fucking idiot "

7/30/2010 3:02:08 PM

Good juxtaposition there...

Quote :

"no real meltdown"

Quote :

"you fucking idiot"

Looks to me like...

7/30/2010 3:17:15 PM

i'll bet gronke's butthole twitches every time someone posts in this thread and he resists the urge to respond

7/30/2010 3:19:04 PM

Quote :

"Mail » » meltdown From : God To : ncsuapex Received : Friday July 30, 2010 at 2:18 PM Subject : meltdown does anyone realize how easy it is to fake these things?"

7/30/2010 3:19:19 PM

lol at treating Gods PMs like making honor roll

7/30/2010 3:19:20 PM

New trolling honor roll.

7/30/2010 3:21:10 PM

^^^ would a screenshot make you happy?

[Edited on July 30, 2010 at 3:22 PM. Reason : ^]

7/30/2010 3:21:52 PM

No because then it'd be photo-shopped of course.

7/30/2010 3:22:38 PM

who is LeonIsPro?

Registered : 5/18/2010 (72.8 days ago)

7/30/2010 3:23:10 PM

Quote :

"does anyone realize how easy it is to fake these things?"

That's why I gave the message # earlier.

In case there were to be an incident.

7/30/2010 3:23:24 PM

Quote :

"He thinks that man is me! He knew him at a glance! That stranger he has found This man could be my chance Why should I save his hide Why should I right this wrong When I have come so far And struggled for so long? If I speak, I am condemned If I stay silent, I am damned! I am the master of hundreds of workers They all look to me How can I abandon them, how can they live If I am not free? If I speak, I am condemned If I stay silent, I am damned! Who am I? Can I condemn this man to slavery Pretend I do not see his agony This innocent who bears my face Who goes to judgement in my place Who am I? Can I conceal myself for evermore? Pretend I'm not the man I was before? And must my name until I die Be no more than an alibi? Must I lie? How can I ever face my fellow man? How can I ever face myself again? My soul belongs to God, I know I made that bargain long ago He gave me hope, when hope was gone He gave me strength to journey on Who am I? Who am I? I am Jean Valjean! And so Javert, you see it's true, That man bears no more guilt than you! Who am I? 24601! "

7/30/2010 3:25:04 PM

that was pretty ~

7/30/2010 3:25:41 PM

haha, holy shit, 6 pages of awesomeness.

gg God. your talents have finally made you e-Famous.

7/30/2010 3:31:46 PM

i'm glad God is such a cunt

without that i would never have known how funny Shadowrunner and Ernie are (because i'm chit chat trash)

7/30/2010 3:38:12 PM

how in the hell did I miss this gem of a thread

oh yeah, like BHS said "God is such a bitch"

[Edited on July 30, 2010 at 4:23 PM. Reason : I, too, would love a threatening PM if you have time to crank a few out]

7/30/2010 4:22:41 PM

still online, but hasn't posted in over 2 days

7/30/2010 4:24:53 PM

record time on the response

Quote :

"From : God To : Ribs Received : Friday July 30, 2010 at 4:25 PM Subject : threatening pm you haven't really done anything worthy of it, sorry "

7/30/2010 4:27:58 PM

Here ya go Ribs. You can respond to this one. Lol

Quote :

"  Mail » » faggot From : God To : ncsuapex Received : Friday July 30, 2010 at 3:05 PM Subject : faggot that's a nasty word, why are you such a bigot? "

7/30/2010 4:30:32 PM

Quote :

"Takin' it to the streets."

7/30/2010 4:30:42 PM

haha, what a cumbucket

7/30/2010 4:33:28 PM

TWW poll:

Who would you rather see banished?

A) lafta

or

B) God

7/30/2010 4:35:58 PM

B

7/30/2010 4:36:39 PM

B

7/30/2010 4:37:00 PM

^ and ^^ oh come on. Really? I know it's fun to jump on the hate God bandwagon right now, and the plagairizing thing is pretty damn gay, but he has provided some legitimate content on the site. lafta has provided nothing but fail.

7/30/2010 4:41:08 PM

His username is god... he loses.

7/30/2010 4:41:55 PM

^^you must not pay attention. lafta is a much better person and tww'er than god. god is a fucking cancer on this earth.

[Edited on July 30, 2010 at 4:43 PM. Reason : I couldn't give a shit about the plagiarizing, this guy is fucking useless]

7/30/2010 4:42:37 PM

Quote :

"Registered : 8/26/2001 (3260.2 days ago)"

Really? Whose account did you hijack. WHO ARE YOU, TAKE OFF YOUR INTERNET.

God is specifically here to hurt people, and that's it. Oh, and epically meltdown for everyone's amusement.

lafta is just...lafta.

7/30/2010 4:45:33 PM

Whenever lafta acts like a douche you just have to bring up the billing practices of the Red Box Corporation.

7/30/2010 4:45:54 PM

Quote :

"From : God To : Ribs Received : Friday July 30, 2010 at 4:41 PM Subject : if I was banished who would everyone dislike :'( "

7/30/2010 4:46:09 PM

Fine, I'll play your shitty little "God PMs users random thoughts" game

Quote :

"From : God To : ThePeter Received : Friday July 30, 2010 at 4:46 PM Subject : why i'm specifically here yeah. YOU. "

7/30/2010 4:48:42 PM

^^^hahahahahahaha

7/30/2010 4:52:07 PM

Quote :

"lol at treating Gods PMs like making honor roll"

yeah next thing you know people are gonna print them out and stick them on the fridge

7/30/2010 4:54:19 PM

Well we gotta grade each one on a level of how furious God was when he wrote it. Then we can print them and put them on the fridge if we get an A level PM

Lurkers can put any received PM on the fridge. They're like the special ed kids

[Edited on July 30, 2010 at 4:57 PM. Reason : they get pats on the head]

7/30/2010 4:56:35 PM

I'm pretty sure lafta is still successfully trolling a good number of you guys

7/30/2010 5:07:17 PM

One of the few entertaining threads here and you all wanna suspend the guy that inspired it. That's kinda dumb.

7/30/2010 5:15:48 PM

Quote :

"yeah next thing you know people are gonna print them out and stick them on the fridge jizz on them"

7/30/2010 5:24:36 PM

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"I'm pretty sure lafta is still successfully trolling a good number of you guys"

I call bullshit on lafta being a troll. I think he is actually a dumbass and that redbox shit was 100% legit. Since then, though, he obviously will try to play up the retard bit occasionally so it seems like he is trolling.

7/30/2010 5:29:34 PM

I've printed mine out, jizzed on them and posted them on my fridge.

7/30/2010 5:34:14 PM

Quote :

"From : God To : EMCE Received : Friday July 30, 2010 at 2:01 PM Subject : Re: CONSEQUENCES "

oh fuck

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For real though... I don't have anything against God. There are far greater douchebags on TWW than him. You guys have had your fun... I think it's time to move on now. Go on... git! Nothing to see here, folks.

I'm 90% sure this PM nonesense is just to get a reaction out of you people

[Edited on July 30, 2010 at 5:39 PM. Reason : p.s., I'm the little girl that's crying]

7/30/2010 5:37:54 PM

Yeah, well 100% of us posting his PMs are to get a rise out of him. Looks like its working!



Can I get another PM God?

7/30/2010 5:44:05 PM

He's bought Emce! DeMod him at once!

7/30/2010 5:44:33 PM