i am actually the WOPR from WarGames.

8/5/2010 4:43:30 PM

I thought this kid was leaving

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"Goodbye forever."

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"Currently Online? : Yes"

8/5/2010 4:55:09 PM

"forever" is subjective, you know?

8/5/2010 4:56:12 PM

not really... depends on if you are a pure nihilist or not.

[Edited on August 5, 2010 at 5:00 PM. Reason : ]

8/5/2010 5:00:00 PM

I thought everyone on teedub was a fucking bitch. With that said I likedGod cause he was atheist.

8/6/2010 2:23:49 AM

I like how quaggy and ernest insist they are nothing like God but then on at least six separate occasions have stalked God's profile to see if he was online and then posted his online status in this thread. I don't know if you guys are obsessed or just trying to be dicks, but it wouldn't hurt to move on and/or get a life.

8/6/2010 9:53:38 AM

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"I like how quaggy and ernest insist they are nothing like God"

please quote me where i say i am "nothing" like God

really, i'll wait

8/6/2010 10:02:30 AM

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"Goodbye forever."

Quote :

"Currently Online? : Yes"

8/6/2010 10:17:43 AM

Ok, are you and God alike?

8/6/2010 10:21:55 AM

^ yeah, that's what i thought...do us all a favor and learn how to read before pretending like you have a clue, will you?

i keep thinking the noobs are getting smarter, but then one of them up and proves just how stupid they really are

8/6/2010 10:25:11 AM

First time I met Gronke, he came off as exactly the type of person who would create the screenname God.

I think that people will pretty much think and act the same IRL that they do on the internet if given the chance. Nobody's perfect. And people can change.

Good luck, dude.

8/6/2010 10:28:05 AM

You can play dicktricks with semantics all you want but it doesn't change the fact that you're basically a raging prick whose life is The Wolf Web. Just why do you keep posting in this thread?

Oh yeah... please, don't call me a noob again... it goes right to the core of me.

8/6/2010 10:29:13 AM

I disagree.

I treat my TWW persona as a sensationalized version of myself

Think of Slave Famous as Neil Patrick Harris in Harold and Kumar, and the real Slave as Neil Patrick Harris on How I Met Your Mother.

8/6/2010 10:30:44 AM

Oh I didn't see Madman's post above

But to answer the question, I'm just trying to be a dick

It take like four, maybe five seconds, to click his profile and copy/paste my last post

I got time for that

8/6/2010 10:36:35 AM

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"You can play dicktricks with semantics all you want"

calling you out for saying something is a blatant falsehood that stems from your inability to comprehend simple concepts is far from "dicktricks with semantics"...mostly it's pointing out that even some people who have graduated college should probably be classified as mentally deficient, but i'm sure you just wipe the drool coming from the corner of your mouth and keep on with your life

i'm proud of you, i really am...it takes real courage to know you're stupid and still try to act the part of a normal, well-educated adult

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"it doesn't change the fact that you're basically a raging prick whose life is The Wolf Web."

yikes, this is my whole life? i don't know how i manage to have a fiancée, work on my phd, keep a full-time job, travel abroad on a regular basis, do research field work in south america, go on monthly backpacking trips, AND do tww full-time! it's just crazy! i think i deserve an award for being able to fit multiple lives into just one, don't you agree?

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"Just why do you keep posting in this thread?"

because i...can? now i think i'll do it because it puts sand in your vagina

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"Oh yeah... please, don't call me a noob again... it goes right to the core of me. "

it's okay, kiddo...just let those crocodile tears flow right out...one day you might manage to be as good as me, but try not to focus on it too much...you likely aren't capable

perhaps you should try something simpler, like working on your reading skills? i would have thought a high school education was required to get into college, but apparently you slipped through the cracks and never learned to assimilate the text into a comprehensive thought...just keep trying, you may one day become competent enough to form complete sentences that have actual basis in fact, not a skewed view that stems from what you THOUGHT you read

8/6/2010 10:47:22 AM

boring thread is boring

8/6/2010 10:55:42 AM

*fap fap fap*

i wish this were a chit chat thread...it needs nudity

8/6/2010 10:59:28 AM

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"never learned to assimilate the text into a comprehensive thought"

self flagellating insults

8/6/2010 11:40:38 AM

8/6/2010 11:59:29 AM

TO ME, IT LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE A LIFE TO ME

just because you write long sentences doesn't make what you are saying any more "right". it's dick tricking semantics. try talking someone out of punching you in the face and let me know how that works.

anyway, I hope your phd is in dicktrickery, you've already written enough for a thesis in this thread alone

I'm too much a noob to keep up with you. PEACE



[Edited on August 6, 2010 at 12:06 PM. Reason : .]

8/6/2010 12:01:30 PM

18 posts a day, not really that high.

how long does a post take?

If you spend a full minute on each, thats still only 18 minutes a day.

I know I am bored at work far more than 18 minutes a day.

8/6/2010 12:14:40 PM

I'm typically bored at work somewhere near 480 minutes at day.

8/6/2010 12:50:57 PM

Oh lordy. Are we really playing the "you're a loser because of your post count" game?

8/6/2010 12:58:14 PM

8/6/2010 1:06:10 PM

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"TO ME, IT LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE A LIFE TO ME"

well, kid, the problem is that you've already demonstrated that you're completely incapable of comprehending what you see and read, so i'm going to go ahead and assume that your opinion means less than, say, the gum stuck on the bottom of my shoe...because the gum, you see, isn't too stupid to realize it's gum, while you seem to think your utter inability to discern facts (things actually written in this thread) from shit that just seems to roll around in your empty skull (you know, the things you THOUGHT people said, but which they OBVIOUSLY did not) makes you an educated adult, which it obviously does not

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"just because you write long sentences doesn't make what you are saying any more "right"."

of course not...it's the fact that i've called you out on being a dumbass who's too stupid to actually read the thread and understand what people are actually saying that makes me "right"

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"it's dick tricking semantics. try talking someone out of punching you in the face and let me know how that works."

haha, nice try, kiddo...i'm not entire sure what "dick tricking" is, but i suspect you're QUITE good at it...do you like to be pitcher or the catcher, hmmm?

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"anyway, I hope your phd is in dicktrickery, you've already written enough for a thesis in this thread alone"

no, my phd is in something you're quite too dumb to understand, so i won't bore you...it requires the comprehension of words and numbers and their meanings and you've demonstrated quite clearly that you simply can't handle such complex concepts

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"I'm too much a noob to keep up with you. PEACE"

i quite agree with you...i'll be waiting for you here for when you realize you need another lesson...okay, pumpkin?

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"18 posts a day, not really that high. how long does a post take? If you spend a full minute on each, thats still only 18 minutes a day. I know I am bored at work far more than 18 minutes a day."

irrelevant...according to Madman, it must take almost 54 minutes to compose and submit each post...because obviously, if you have no life outside of tww and post a whopping 18 per day, it MUST take up that much time (though i suppose i'm assuming a person gets 8 hours of sleep)

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"Oh lordy. Are we really playing the "you're a loser because of your post count" game?"

yes...and you, Mr. Joshua have numbers that indicate that you do not, in fact, have a life outside of tww

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[Edited on August 6, 2010 at 1:22 PM. Reason : i timed myself...less than 4 minutes to post this message...where are the other 50 minutes?]

8/6/2010 1:21:14 PM

I kissed a girl one time back in high school.

8/6/2010 1:23:01 PM

^ impossible

8/6/2010 1:23:52 PM

She lost a bet.

8/6/2010 1:27:57 PM

haha

8/6/2010 1:33:47 PM

Once I get better at calling people out over grammar errors I'm going to be slaying bitches left and right.

8/6/2010 1:35:15 PM

that's how you know you've made it on teh intarwebs

until then...man, the bitches, they don't like fellas with poor grammar

8/6/2010 1:45:26 PM

Ain't that the truth.

8/6/2010 1:51:45 PM

this page sucks

8/6/2010 2:02:52 PM

he's been PMing up a storm

8/6/2010 2:04:09 PM

i'm just deleting his PMs as they come in

not going to bother reading them

8/6/2010 3:37:42 PM

fail at internet
e-ego crushed
oh noes

8/6/2010 3:47:23 PM

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"First time I met Gronke, he came off as exactly the type of person who would create the screenname God."

was this the cookout lunch?

8/6/2010 6:56:28 PM

goodbye forever is an alkaline trio song

[Edited on August 6, 2010 at 7:31 PM. Reason : ]

8/6/2010 7:29:15 PM

Im waiting for the Goodbye, world thread.

8/6/2010 7:39:27 PM

^^^no, that was me, you and Gronke.

thank you for being there, and talking.

Was Ray there too?

8/6/2010 11:13:36 PM

This thread reminds me of channel surfing and landing on wrestling

It's not all that great to watch, but sometimes there ain't much else on.

8/7/2010 1:17:49 AM

i <3 Gronke. I'll be wearing my Godstrong bracelet in honor of your absence.

8/7/2010 2:06:20 AM

ITT Madman considers himself clever via incessant use of the word 'dicktrickery'

8/7/2010 4:33:28 PM

Haha, using reason to validate a point is GOING TO FAR for Madman.

But posting graphs to validate an insult on a message board is totally acceptable.

8/8/2010 3:14:15 AM

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"GOING TO FAR"

8/8/2010 4:47:18 AM

God's not so bad

8/8/2010 10:33:41 AM

well i see i have missed a lot of tww stuff

8/8/2010 3:08:10 PM

^ that is what happens when one has a job

8/8/2010 3:17:48 PM

Even though I never really liked God as a TWW poster, I sure do think this is a shitty way for him to go out... with his tail between his legs, crying like a little pussy.

I mean u have to admit he was a one badass son of a bitch. He never rose to my level of greatness, but he was still counted among the pantheon of TWW assholes. It's a shame to see him forsake everything he stood for over these years with one final bitch-ass post.

Why couldn't he have held out just a little bit longer before his final end? Why did he choose to affect an esgargs attitude in his final moment of indignity? These are questions privy only to God and God; we will never know the answers in this TWW life.

8/8/2010 5:11:57 PM

I still miss esgargs as a poster. He randomly brought a lot to the table.

8/8/2010 9:12:40 PM