ITT, we post the bizarre/inappropriate things our bosses say to us. My boss has a lot of Michael Scott moments. TodayHim: "Well, don't you look sexy today!" Last Week (In a meeting with about 15 folks, including a senior VP)Him: "You're going home to the farm next week, right?"Me: "Yep!"Him: "I want you to send some pics of yourself squeezing on some tits!" (gesticulates milking a cow)MOAR!
12/22/2010 9:23:20 AM
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12/22/2010 9:23:46 AM
well, DO you look sexy today? WILL you be squeezing some teats?
12/22/2010 9:24:35 AM
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12/22/2010 9:24:48 AM
Shit! I missed that thread. Darnit.
12/22/2010 9:25:40 AM
12/22/2010 10:04:18 AM
Need pics to verify boss' judgment before we can ridicule him.
12/22/2010 10:14:26 AM
^^HAHA! That's terrible. Internship at large company? Interns come and go so frequently ... that's the only explanation I could understand for a comment like that.^ [NO] Knee-high black boots, black leggings, knee-length black skirt, black turtleneck sweater, plaid trenchcoatNo skin exposed other than my hands and face. He's just a freakshow.
12/22/2010 10:21:55 AM
naah he just likes to mess with me like that or maybe he is forgetful like that
12/22/2010 10:23:54 AM
"We are having problems with the internet Amazon is loading really slow and making the computer freeze up." Referring to his computer with a 450 MHz process and windows 98.
12/22/2010 10:24:13 AM
^^^Why are you still at work? I thought the bourbon brigade was rolling into Raleigh for the holidays.[Edited on December 22, 2010 at 10:38 AM. Reason : carrots]
12/22/2010 10:37:50 AM
I fly in late Christmas Eve. Bring on the bourbon! Woo!
12/22/2010 10:47:11 AM
Boss: "You are from North Carolina?"Me: "yeah"Boss: "Well I wouldn't have guessed that: You don't look like you have a corn cob sticking out of your ear"what the fuck does that even mean?
12/22/2010 11:18:58 AM
Sounds like he's confusing NC with a midwestern state. and also displaying his vast ignorance.
12/22/2010 11:24:57 AM
you should sue him for discriminatory remarksteach that yankee a lesson
12/22/2010 11:28:53 AM
Princeton grad go figure.This is what he said to an Asian postdoc twirling a pen in her hands:"I have noticed that orientals are the best at twirling stuff with their fingers. It must be because orientals use the chopsticks so much."
12/22/2010 11:41:36 AM
"Cinnabon is hiring."
12/22/2010 8:23:44 PM