i'm giving you three more strikes

a strike occurs when you engage in a conversation or a debate on tww, you are a dick toward another poster, and you are so wrong it hurts

i will be the judge of how wrong you must be before i feel pain, but to be fair i'll set the threshold very high and differences in opinion are not eligible for consideration - it must be something factual, something black and white

2/27/2011 6:32:22 PM

and then what? laws don't work without punishment.

2/27/2011 6:41:27 PM

you don't have to give me anything. If I want something from your punk ass, I'll fucking take it.

2/27/2011 6:44:42 PM

oh boys, play nice

2/27/2011 6:57:21 PM

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"laws don't work without punishment."

exactly

2/27/2011 7:03:19 PM

that dude knows everything, don't fuck with him

2/27/2011 7:05:18 PM

lololololol so was that strike one?

2/27/2011 7:30:59 PM

lolololers

2/27/2011 7:32:09 PM

definitely strike one.

2/27/2011 7:32:57 PM

Bring back thumper...that is all!

2/27/2011 8:26:29 PM

Quote :

"Bring back thumper...that is all!"

2/27/2011 8:26:55 PM

there will be consequences

but no, he's still at zero strikes

2/27/2011 9:26:01 PM

whats this about?

2/27/2011 11:40:29 PM

that dude knows everything, don't fuck with him

2/28/2011 2:01:54 AM

2/28/2011 2:07:15 AM

eleusis, unlike Chuck Norris, has never been wrong on the internet.

2/28/2011 6:09:49 AM

If anyone needs an example of what to look for, start here message_topic.aspx?topic=508793&page=1#11098376. Last post on the page.

2/28/2011 8:05:48 AM

^hahaha

2/28/2011 8:08:57 AM

^,^^...that one is pretty good. Now I know why you don't see him in Sports Talk that often.

2/28/2011 8:12:19 AM

I just assumed it was because he's too busy knowing everything and pwning n00bs in chit chat.

2/28/2011 8:17:26 AM

^I think he does most of his pwning in the lounge. But his pwning definitely has no boundaries.

2/28/2011 8:23:38 AM

message_topic.aspx?topic=605821

2/28/2011 9:00:42 AM

ahahahahhahaha at this thread

2/28/2011 9:09:20 AM

consequences will never be the same

2/28/2011 9:09:23 AM

Who here knows of the existance of cows in florida?

2/28/2011 9:11:20 AM

hahahahhahahah I wasn't going to bring it up


but now that you mention it, EMCE



hahahahahahaha

2/28/2011 9:12:25 AM

2/28/2011 9:15:16 AM

message_topic.aspx?topic=608388

Quote :

"This is larceny, plain and simple."

Quote :

"it's not conversion; it's larceny."

Quote :

"yes, it's larceny."

After he realizes he's wrong:

Quote :

"my advice is still the best advice in the thread."

Then after an actual police officer calls him out (which was after an actual attorney called him out), he says:

Quote :

"I know you're an officer, but I don't buy that shit for a fucking second. Show me a general statute backing that up."

2/28/2011 9:16:09 AM

I just don't want this to turn into another gronke-esque situation where everybody dogpiles on the dude




but eleusis has got the be TWW's champ of being wrong as fuck

[Edited on February 28, 2011 at 9:17 AM. Reason : and being belligerent as fuck about it, too]

2/28/2011 9:16:26 AM

i won't say he doesn't have a lot of "general knowledge". the problem is he's a condescending prick about it and won't admit when he's wrong.

2/28/2011 9:20:19 AM

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"i won't say he doesn't have a lot of "general knowledge". the problem is he's a condescending prick about it and won't admit when he's wrong."

2/28/2011 9:21:09 AM

Quote :

"the problem is he's a condescending prick "

2/28/2011 9:24:37 AM

Quote :

"i won't say he doesn't have a lot of "general knowledge". the problem is he's a condescending prick about it and won't admit when he's wrong."

2/28/2011 9:26:42 AM

Quote :

"the problem is he's a condescending prick about it and won't admit when he's wrong."

2/28/2011 9:30:10 AM

I don't think you guys understand

He hasn't been wrong

What is there to admit

2/28/2011 9:33:28 AM

http://jangosteve.com/post/380926251/no-one-knows-what-theyre-doing

2/28/2011 9:40:51 AM

2/28/2011 9:43:54 AM

rofl

2/28/2011 9:53:48 AM

lol

2/28/2011 10:02:58 AM

excellent link, adultswim

2/28/2011 10:29:29 AM

lolz @ this thread

2/28/2011 11:20:14 AM

hamster on a piano
hamster on a piano
hamster on a piano
eating popcorn
on a piano

3/3/2011 12:10:48 AM

message_topic.aspx?topic=610196

Threat level elevated

3/13/2011 2:36:37 PM

he was right to call that other dude out, imo

3/13/2011 2:39:01 PM

it's not like I work in the electric utility industry or anything.

3/13/2011 2:42:04 PM

This thread is so meta

3/13/2011 3:04:00 PM

damn i forgot about the cows in florida, that was great

3/13/2011 3:13:14 PM

Cows in Miami, not cows in Florida.

[Edited on March 13, 2011 at 3:26 PM. Reason : Dade County]

3/13/2011 3:24:44 PM

Quote :

"it's not like I work in the electric utility industry or anything."

I know I got this wrong the last time...but you're a surveyor right? Or, are you actually in a plant now?

3/13/2011 3:35:19 PM

my dad's the surveyor. I've been working for the same consulting firm for over 10 years now, and we only work for electric utilities or the government/university sector doing medium / high voltage work.

the surveying advice I've given has been from experience with acquiring easements for utilities.

[Edited on March 13, 2011 at 3:42 PM. Reason : I'm an electrical engineer licensed in a lot of the Southeast.]

3/13/2011 3:41:29 PM