1) Don't troll unless you're being trolled.

2) You're always being trolled.



AND GO!

3/30/2011 9:14:48 PM

shut the fuck up

3/30/2011 9:15:16 PM

^

3/30/2011 9:15:29 PM

LOL

3/30/2011 9:15:39 PM

LOL

3/30/2011 9:15:50 PM

LOL

3/30/2011 9:16:07 PM

this may help

http://computer.howstuffworks.com/troll.htm

3/30/2011 9:16:50 PM

inspired by the first PM thread

1) TWW is retarded. Treat it like a special ed kid.

2) <3 Fred

3/30/2011 9:19:07 PM

Nobody wins on TWW.

3/30/2011 9:31:40 PM

I won this shit years ago

3/30/2011 9:33:56 PM

1) welcome to TWW

2) if you post something that offends someone, they will flame you for it

3) if you post something that doesnt offend anyone, they will flame you for it

4) if you post nothing, they will flame you for it

5) OMFG a girl!!!!

6) if you are a female, and you flirt with TWW guys, they oogle over you for awhile then call you a slut

7) if you dont flirt, you are a slut and a whore by default

8) if you meet DNL, run

9) if you meet BubbleBobble, you have found his parents house

10) i got raped, last night, and the guy was hot as fuck

11) the atrium is on fire (the dell dude did it)

12) something is always happening just off Kaplan

13) FUCK YOU

14) dont fuck with the mods, they will send you some mean PMs that eventually goes nowhere

15) if you see a bald guy wearing a scarf, laugh

16) revised 8-22-09 (see rule 13)

17) the first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club

18) PAD

19) im making this shit up as i go along

20) jackleg as the most posts, and will for some time, and more importantly, bubble bobble doesnt

21) if you are female, a creepy guy may ask you to pose for "modeling" pictures even though he has no talent

22) dont feed the trolls

23) trolls are somewhat self-sustaining. shit

24) no matter hot that girl is, someone somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit

25) The second rule of fight club is you DO NOT talk about fight club

26) get a premium subscription, you dont get shit for it, but its only $25 per year, you cheap fuck

27) the answer is 42

28) [no]

29) vote for jackleg

30) dont bttt any of those porn/picture threads without posting a picture

31) Raleigh PWNT, stay home

32) click on the egg for more info

33) can the plane take off?

34) if it exists, there is porn of it

35) i really didnt think this list would get this long

36) do not post in that thread

37) I love america

38) once you read one thread in ff, you have read them all

39) read the techniciain, its one the best works of fiction out there

40) no one tells the truth on TWW

41) no one lies on TWW

42) the answer (yes, i know)

43) fuck unc

44) the answers are in the back of your calculus book

45) we need a new poll

46) you cant win TWW

47) you have probably already lost

48) sports talk will be renamed Troll Warfare:Sports Edition

49) the revolution will not be televised

50) I made it to 50

3/30/2011 9:53:21 PM

that's actually a reasonable first draft

[Edited on March 30, 2011 at 9:55 PM. Reason : reasonable in the sense that it is longer than all the other posts]

3/30/2011 9:55:04 PM

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[Edited on March 30, 2011 at 9:58 PM. Reason : ]

3/30/2011 9:58:11 PM

haha stinger is so lame

3/30/2011 9:58:31 PM

haha, rule 34 makes an appearance

3/30/2011 9:59:17 PM

Yes, it has reached the East Coast you dumb, pretentious, bitch-whore.

3/30/2011 9:59:27 PM