The end starts May21st

What have you done lately?

5/19/2011 7:48:56 AM

Im pretty much fucked, anyone else in this boat with me?

5/19/2011 8:13:51 AM

thread ends May21st too

coincidence much?

5/19/2011 8:14:38 AM

Mellow Mushroom all day tomorrow...nursing a hangover until the end

5/19/2011 8:15:22 AM

I'll be the guy looting afterwards.

5/19/2011 8:16:48 AM

La Fin Absolue du Monde

5/19/2011 8:27:05 AM

At least the world ends on saturday so I don't have to spend my last day on earth at work.

5/19/2011 8:39:30 AM

Can't wait to take advantage of some stock swings in Dec 2012...wonder if Fri afternoon will have the same effect

5/19/2011 8:41:56 AM

it's my wife's birthday so we will be partying....whooot!!

5/19/2011 8:44:29 AM

5/19/2011 8:44:56 AM

Shoot, I'm gonna be moving back to campus, check-in is from 1 to 4. Does anyone know what time to expect the good Christians of the world to be disappearing? I might have a friend help me move -.-

5/19/2011 8:59:07 AM

[Edited on May 19, 2011 at 9:36 AM. Reason : LEFT BELOW]

5/19/2011 9:35:42 AM

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"@craigary: Rapture prank: On Saturday, take some of your unwanted clothes and shoes and leave sets of them arranged on sidewalks and lawns around town."

5/19/2011 9:40:20 AM

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5/19/2011 9:46:59 AM

I've read Left Behind. I'm ready for this.

5/19/2011 10:11:53 AM

^^^^That would be hilarious

[Edited on May 19, 2011 at 10:12 AM. Reason : .]

5/19/2011 10:12:44 AM

5/19/2011 10:20:21 AM

tww is in fact a reddit recycle point

5/19/2011 10:21:41 AM

I've already lined up a lady to be at the house. If I hear trumpets we're getting it on.

5/19/2011 11:46:53 AM

5/19/2011 11:58:41 AM

If we're left behind, do we still have to pay back our student loans?

5/19/2011 12:11:25 PM

Quote :

"One professor apparently made a FAQ for his students regarding the impending rapture. I wish some of my professors had such a great sense of humor. Q: With the rapture coming, should I bother working on my final paper? A: Yes. The odds are you will not be judged worthy of ascent to heaven, in which case your grades will still be a basis of judgment for rewards in this earthly sphere. Q: What if my instructor is raptured? A: None of our instructors bear much chance of being judged worthy. However, on the off chance your instructor is chosen, an army of unemployed secular Marxists is waiting to take his/her place. Q: If my mother/father/grandfather/grandmother/favorite aunt/etc. is chosen, will I be excused from the final so that I may mourn his/her loss? A: No. They have not died, but been granted eternal life, thus this does not count as a case of a death in the family. Q: If my instructor is not raptured, is he really fit to judge me? A: Yes, seeing as you were not raptured, you are still subject to the earthly judgment of the unsaved. If/when you are redeemed, a change of grade form will be automatically processed by heavenly authorities if they decide your grade was unfairly given by one of the damned. Q: If my computer crashes and my printer breaks and there is no email on account of the rapture, will I be able to get an extension on the paper? A: Everyone in tech and IT departments is of Satan’s party, so the internet, your computer, and your printer should continue to work the way they always have: sporadically. Q: How will the rapture affect your curving, particularly if raptured students are exempt from final tests/papers? A: Final grades are not curved, but students who are taken up in the rapture will be given incompletes, just in case."

5/19/2011 12:17:39 PM

http://www.vevo.com/watch/hurt/rapture/USCA30500125

5/19/2011 12:18:04 PM

^^that faq is hilarious lol 10/10

5/19/2011 12:36:31 PM

My anniversary is on the 22nd. Ladies, is "I thought we'd both be gone" a viable excuse for not buying a present?

5/19/2011 12:55:50 PM

i thought this thread is about

5/19/2011 12:58:39 PM

We're playing a show at Divebar friday night, we're headlining so we'll be playing through midnight into THE RAPTURE

Which is, of course, a fortunate coinicidince for a satan-sympathizing death metal band

5/19/2011 1:08:06 PM

So how long does this thing last? Like when will I know if I'm left behind or not?

5/19/2011 1:13:18 PM

^Chances are that if you have to ask that question now then you probably already have your answer.

5/19/2011 1:37:27 PM

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5/19/2011 2:20:20 PM

apparently this is going down at 6PM and will be happening at that time in each time zone.

5/19/2011 3:40:00 PM

Can't wait!

5/19/2011 3:44:01 PM

SELL YOUR STOCKS IMMEDIATELY

5/19/2011 3:47:07 PM

So this is going down at 6pm in each timezone? Cool. So it'll be like watching the NYE celebrations. Every hour CNN will break to a new timezone and we can watch it live!

5/19/2011 4:04:27 PM

so does that mean its going to happen tomorrow in other parts of the world?

5/19/2011 4:08:20 PM

Is this working with TRUE time zone lines or does it take in to account certain exceptions insofar as cities are concerned?

5/19/2011 4:18:06 PM

only Americans are fit to rapture, duh.

5/19/2011 4:23:17 PM

What if Obama gets rapture'd??? Joe Biden is new president?

5/19/2011 4:38:04 PM

Muslims won't get raptured.

5/19/2011 4:40:54 PM

cant rapture without valid birth certificate

5/19/2011 4:54:55 PM

apparently all anyone has done ITT is ignore my thread. AKA the original rapture thread.

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5/19/2011 5:58:46 PM

Quote :

"so does that mean its going to happen tomorrow in other parts of the world?"

Yeah, it means that it takes Jesus well less than an hour to fly from one time zone to the next, accounting for the time it takes to throw his chosen ones up to heaven. That's wicked fast.

5/19/2011 6:12:34 PM

I think the New Zealand earthquake should happen at 2AM EST saturday morning, according to Mr. Camping.

5/19/2011 6:15:29 PM

^^^ original does not mean official. See this thread title.

5/19/2011 6:18:19 PM

mine is better it provides useful information

and isn't a copycat idea of someone else

5/19/2011 6:23:47 PM

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5/19/2011 6:25:22 PM

lol oh dag

but that one doesn't count because it doesn't have rapture in the title

5/19/2011 6:30:43 PM

Quote :

"Yeah, it means that it takes Jesus well less than an hour to fly from one time zone to the next, accounting for the time it takes to throw his chosen ones up to heaven. That's wicked fast."

NORAD will be tracking Jesus live

5/19/2011 6:41:22 PM