What are your dealbreakers? The red flags that cause you to not go out with someone anymore.

6/19/2011 8:33:14 AM

homophobia

hyper-religious-ness

being non-funny

I'll add more as I think of them

edit: owning a cat. fuck that nonsense

edit: doing drugs. of any kind. been there done that it always ends in a hot hot mess. never again.

6/19/2011 8:40:49 AM

douchebags not allowed


being cocky

saggy pants

clingy

lack of common sense

treat their family like shit

drama queens

sigh, etc etc

6/19/2011 8:44:54 AM

This is good info, keep it coming

6/19/2011 9:31:02 AM

Red Flag: parents still pay her cell phone bill
Dealbreaker: parents still pay her rent

Red Flag: took more than 4 years to get through undergrad
Dealbreaker: didn't graduate


Red Flag: Diflucan in the medicine cabinet
Deal Breaker: Valtrex in the medicine cabinet

Red flag: Delaware/Philly
Dealbreaker: Staten Island/New Jersey

Red Flag: goes to Wal-Mart
Dealbreaker: goes to Wal-Mart and likes it

Red Flag: doesn't eat meat
Dealbreaker: tells you you shouldn't eat meat

Red Flag: didn't vote for McCain
Dealbreaker: is a smelly hippie

6/19/2011 9:45:32 AM

Like there's more than 10 people in the world who voted for McCain and don't love walmart.

6/19/2011 9:52:49 AM

"i don't like sports"

"mom pays my bills"

the list will continue...

6/19/2011 10:03:44 AM

Continuously says my ex...blah blah

Lets other people tell her what to do

Hyper-religious-ness

Not funny

Doesn't answer her phone.

Didn't go to college.

OBESE

Non-Virgin that won't let me hit after a acceptable amount of time.

6/19/2011 10:06:56 AM

^ ^ ^ Every Republican in Congress...State House...aross the country? That's more than 10 right? Moron

Maybe I am going to for a legislator girlfriend, like a female weinergate

[Edited on June 19, 2011 at 10:09 AM. Reason : ]

6/19/2011 10:09:10 AM

You going for a boyfriend....a gay one

6/19/2011 10:15:36 AM

UNC fan
doesn't understand my humor
hates animals
hates sports
hates working
hates his family
hates his life
hates my friends
druggy
has kids

6/19/2011 10:39:03 AM

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""i don't like sports""

lol tryna weed out teh ~

6/19/2011 10:42:49 AM

Has no athletic ability

I had a girl tell me I was weird for not carrying about her ex stories. I think she was weird for thinking I'd give a damn.

Its always the same....he hurt me..blah blah blah

[Edited on June 19, 2011 at 10:49 AM. Reason : what had happened was....women make me crazy]

6/19/2011 10:43:58 AM

whoooo sports

6/19/2011 12:45:43 PM

while we're on the "hates sports" topic...

if one more person tells me "it's just a game!!!" in response to me daring to care about the outcome of a game I am going to lose it. I HATE that shit!

6/19/2011 1:04:40 PM

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"Red Flag: took more than 4 years to get through undergrad"

wut like everyone takes more than 4 years. that is not a red flag for me. a red flag would be someone thinking taking more than 4 years to graduate undergrad is a red flag

6/19/2011 1:08:29 PM

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"Red Flag: didn't vote for McCain"

I leave politics out of my love life.

6/19/2011 1:11:32 PM

thinking that a vote that put Palin within reach of the whitehouse was reasonable is a pretty huge red flag for me. i'm all about keeping politics out of personal relationships, but that really speaks to an overall lack of sensibility.

6/19/2011 1:17:42 PM

Doesn't eventually want kids
Not athletic
Doesn't enjoy watching and/or going to sporting events
Not funny
Not social
Not open to others and their views, customs, etc

6/19/2011 1:23:41 PM

talks to dogs

6/19/2011 1:45:58 PM

I'll assume these aren't preclusions from dating in the first place but things that come up after spending some amount of time together...so I'll just list reasons I can remember why I've cut things off with girls in the past


-couldn't go out for a night without running into three other guys she'd slept with
-caught snooping through my phone/email/etc when it wasn't yet to that level of openness
-immature/dramatic/insecure
-no direction or ambition in life other than being with me
-no friends or personal life independent of mine
-socially inept, whether by lack of confidence or intelligence (i.e. couldn't engage in sustained conversation on topics other than herself with people she didn't know well, had to be by my side at social functions/lost puppy syndrome, etc)
-generally inept/helpless, dependent, bills still subsidized by parents, needed hand held through life
-lack of curiosity or enthusiasm for life
-lack of sex drive or terrible at it
-started gaining weight way too early and unwilling to do anything about it
-control issues, i.e. doesn't accept that either i wear the pants or we share them

[Edited on June 19, 2011 at 2:30 PM. Reason : oh yeah: -unfortunate ultimatums. you know who you are]

6/19/2011 2:15:38 PM

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"couldn't go out for a night without running into three other guys she'd slept with"

is this why we never worked out

6/19/2011 2:19:57 PM

we never worked out because i'm secretly gay and didn't want to drag such a benevolent soul into my depraved world of self-loathing and sabotage



[Edited on June 19, 2011 at 2:28 PM. Reason : nah but really it's because you like job for a cowboy]

6/19/2011 2:22:27 PM

sharp knees

6/19/2011 2:34:14 PM

6/19/2011 2:36:26 PM

Tattoo.

6/19/2011 4:06:55 PM

Zombified.

6/19/2011 4:21:01 PM

Cankles.

6/19/2011 4:22:23 PM

Insanity. There was this chick that I wasn't technically dating, we hooked up a couple times, maybe something would have progressed out of it...

until she showed up at my apartment unannounced,... I took that to mean she was insane.

[Edited on June 19, 2011 at 6:08 PM. Reason : .]

6/19/2011 6:08:08 PM

-- smoking
-- drug user
-- facial hair
-- overweight/obese


pretty much covers everything. other things are subjective but those 4 things are absolute deal breakers. and before you call me shallow on the facial hair thing, i am not physically attracted to facial hair in excess of a 5 o'clock shadow. i can deal with open door shitting and openly farting before i can even think about facial hair, it just grosses me the fuck out and i dont want it anywhere near me

6/19/2011 7:49:42 PM

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"couldn't go out for a night without running into three other guys she'd slept with"

This is why you don't tell anyone anything!

The best lolz are when you actually inadvertently HEAR one of these conversations nearby. They negotiate past levels of sexual intimacy with other partners with the intensity and emotional charge of an NFL team calling a play on a field.

"Honey, you told me you only kissed him once!"

"Well it might have been more than that..."

"Like what! Did you suck his dick? Did you do that too?"

These make me lolz

6/19/2011 7:54:14 PM

Substance abuse of any kind
Lack of ambition
Little to no sense of humor
Horrendous laugh
Jacked up teeth

6/19/2011 7:56:34 PM

Deal Breakers:

substance abuse of any kind
smoking
jacked up teeth
overweight/obese

Red Flags:

Little to no sense of humor
Lack of ambition
Horrendous laugh

6/19/2011 8:04:09 PM

^ ^ jacked up teeth....for sure. No matter how shallow that may sound, I can't look someone in the face without looking at their teeth. And if the teeth are fucked up, I just can't get past it.

Substance abuse (outside of smoking and alcohol, I can't knock someone for things I do)

No job/no ambition

Doesn't get along with their mom.

Someone who thinks a fun Saturday night date is a LAN party playing some video game or magic ( don't get me wrong, I love both....a lot. But that is not a date)

Also, not having a sexual appetite. I don't expect you to always want it when I do, but of you can go 8 months without it....and you're still sleeping my bed....deal.... breaker.

[Edited on June 19, 2011 at 8:12 PM. Reason : .]

6/19/2011 8:09:16 PM

does weed count as a drug

6/19/2011 8:10:29 PM

umm you basically just totally seriously offended me by criticizing my idea of a fun Saturday night


Maybe MY dealbreaker is people who don't understand LAN parties? Did you ever think of that? Snob

6/19/2011 8:10:31 PM

Did you read my parenthesis? I definitely appreciate it. But I also think going on a real date once in a while is a good compromise. That ex didn't get that.

6/19/2011 8:14:24 PM

Too late. The damage is done, and the feelings are hurt. You ruined the local area network to my heart.

6/19/2011 8:17:43 PM

Damn. Didnt know piddlebug was such a horn dog. You go girl.

6/19/2011 8:18:30 PM

And according to her gallery she's cute too. And she used to go to LAN parties. I think I just had a nerdgasm

6/19/2011 8:20:31 PM

as i get older i seem to get more picky .
-lack of ambition:didn't really car before but you gotta want more than a husband and some kids
-terrible laugh: i rely on my ability to make her laugh and if i can't bare her laugh we can't be.
-ignorance: i've encountered women who've seriously said " well you don't talk ghetto and you went to college so you're not really black..."
-slow witted: again my humor is my in so you gotta keep up with my jokes fire one back from time to time
-Drama/gossip: why are you calling me at 2am to go pick your friend from her baby daddy's house up
-Chipped nail polish: islands/peninsulas of polish aren't cool. all or none wear that shit or don't wear that shit.

all these are contingent upon us talkin about just sex or relationships

6/19/2011 8:24:08 PM

- those that seem proud of being stupid. I can handle people that aren't born intelligent, that's not a decision. those that seem to love their ignorance really irk me

- really bad taste in entertainment and food. I can deal with guilty pleasures
- non-existent style
- poor hygiene
- too conservative, non-risk-taker
- insecure
- STDs
- must be open minded
- sexually adventurous
- non-self sufficient. if your life sucked before me, i dont want to be what makes it not suck
- smoking

[Edited on June 19, 2011 at 11:28 PM. Reason : .]

6/19/2011 11:27:37 PM

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"ignorance: i've encountered women who've seriously said " well you don't talk ghetto and you went to college so you're not really black...""

I've never heard this from a educated black woman. Its always the dumb sluts looking for a hood nigga that have this mentality. Why they would want to date/marry a guy with no ambition and 3 bastards Idk.

6/19/2011 11:30:19 PM

^ I think you're a bastard if it makes you feel better

6/19/2011 11:37:07 PM

Naw my parents were married.

You sir are a bastard. A cool bastard..but still a bastard

6/19/2011 11:43:26 PM

Northern

6/19/2011 11:43:36 PM

lol no one considers me "black"

6/19/2011 11:43:56 PM

I am feeling the tdub love tonight

6/19/2011 11:45:15 PM

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"- sexually adventurous "

Just to clear it up, this is a dealbreaker? Because that's kind of weird.

"No Ma'am, I only like missionary thanks"

6/19/2011 11:47:24 PM

Yep

If she turns around and says put it in my butt I run for the hills.


^^^ At least TWW thinks you're black. I can't even be black on the internet. Its worse when I start talking all comp nerd. Women be like look at this fake black guy.

[Edited on June 19, 2011 at 11:50 PM. Reason : ]

6/19/2011 11:49:00 PM