spurred on by a post fleetwud made in the best thing you've seen on the internet, he posted this link: http://100redflags.com

While some of them are lol'worthy, it got me thinking

What are some red flags that you look for?



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12/16/2011 10:15:20 AM

tl;dr

12/16/2011 10:16:12 AM

lol

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12/16/2011 10:16:39 AM

you really think people are going to read this? there aren't even any bold words or a bulleted list. fuck this

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12/16/2011 10:16:43 AM

yes, this is ridiculous

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12/16/2011 10:18:02 AM

12/16/2011 10:18:31 AM

i came to post

12/16/2011 10:19:09 AM

12/16/2011 10:21:18 AM

it never fails

12/16/2011 10:23:48 AM

I read it. Most of them seemed pretty obvious.

Also

12/16/2011 10:27:34 AM

RED FLAG: Catching her sucking another guys dick while y'all are dating.

12/16/2011 10:34:00 AM

did some googling and found this gem:

OMFG

http://www.heartless-bitches.com/rants/manipulator/redflaglist.shtml



wow.

12/16/2011 10:34:07 AM

Quote :

"When you say you need space, he gets mad, and says, "Well, I thought we had a relationship WITHOUT boundaries..." "

lol wut

Quote :

"The answer to any relationship problem you have is resolved in bed. "

since when is it not? lol

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12/16/2011 10:35:47 AM

the VIZIO one is pretty spot on.

12/16/2011 10:38:28 AM

Inorite?

check out the comments on this one:

http://100redflags.com/post/10291109312/59-she-was-homeschooled#disqus_thread

12/16/2011 10:41:38 AM

You've been dating for a few months and she confiscates all your debit and credit cards because "you don't know how to spend money." I know a guy that let his girlfriend do that to him

12/16/2011 10:44:54 AM

my parents own a vizio...which my dad picked out


but then again they are almost 70 and are good contenders for this thread...message_topic.aspx?topic=620921

12/16/2011 10:50:45 AM

12/16/2011 10:54:41 AM

All their friends are of the opposite sex...

12/16/2011 11:00:19 AM

^ that's a good one

12/16/2011 11:05:05 AM

doesnt' like to in public

12/16/2011 11:08:45 AM

what about on teedub?

12/16/2011 11:10:10 AM

they might be a whore


but that's OK with me

12/16/2011 11:11:12 AM

wears bright red lipstick.

The BobbyDigital theory of bitches states that women who routinely wear bright red lipstick are psycho. There is no exception to this.

12/16/2011 11:11:52 AM

What's this shit about the vizio?

12/16/2011 11:12:33 AM

http://100redflags.com/post/11612412020/20-she-has-a-flat-screen-tv-made-by-vizio

12/16/2011 11:13:42 AM

we bought a vizio back in the day to replace our broken tv... it worked great (and is still good for our bedroom tv)

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12/16/2011 11:15:42 AM

translation: our pr0n plays just fine!

12/16/2011 11:17:15 AM

if I wore bright red lipstick I'd look like Oda May Brown from Ghost

4 million dollas?!?!? TO A BUNCH OF NUNS!???!?!?!

12/16/2011 11:21:00 AM

Rita Miller

12/16/2011 11:33:07 AM

12/16/2011 11:46:49 AM

12/16/2011 11:48:09 AM

The big screen Vizios in the bar I watch games at look phenomenal.

12/16/2011 11:48:49 AM

12/16/2011 11:55:15 AM

wtf is wrong with Vizios

12/16/2011 12:09:30 PM

lol just in the scene where she's walking all bad in her heels to the bank to cash the check as Rita Miller

12/16/2011 12:13:37 PM

http://youtu.be/O-mMRHTGskY

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12/16/2011 12:15:30 PM

All strippers are red flags

12/16/2011 12:58:52 PM

H8R's link made me feel extra-undateable

12/16/2011 1:10:26 PM

12/16/2011 1:41:49 PM

haha YES

that's how I feel when I wear bright lipstick

12/16/2011 1:43:01 PM

nah a VIZIO is pure strug

12/16/2011 1:44:16 PM

Quote :

"H8R's link made me feel extra-undateable"

don't feel bad, little buddy, I don't think I know anyone that doesn't at least trigger 1 red flag on this link

http://www.heartless-bitches.com/rants/manipulator/redflaglist.shtml

12/16/2011 1:45:01 PM

i loled at "vizio vixen"

12/16/2011 2:01:03 PM

12/16/2011 3:10:33 PM

12/16/2011 3:20:51 PM

12/19/2011 11:13:27 AM

damnit!! I thought I killed this thread!

12/19/2011 11:20:45 AM

why you trynna kill my thread?

12/19/2011 11:25:00 AM

lol I wasn't trying to kill the thread... it just happens

12/19/2011 11:30:48 AM