hey now Indianapolis Jones 14979 Posts user info edit post |
Recommend an escort service. 5/3/2012 9:51:42 PM
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scotieb24 Commish 11097 Posts user info edit post |
For all the right reasons? 5/3/2012 9:52:02 PM
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hey now Indianapolis Jones 14979 Posts user info edit post |
I want to make a good impression at my high school reunion. Moose, style. 5/3/2012 9:52:58 PM
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willembahh All American 2378 Posts user info edit post |

5/3/2012 9:53:38 PM
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GrayFox33 TX R. Snake 10566 Posts user info edit post |
Leon Kennedy 5/3/2012 9:53:56 PM
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ScubaSteve All American 5523 Posts user info edit post |
Step 1: go to bar Step 2: find hottest chick at said bar Step 3: ask if she wants to go to a reunion for $200 5/3/2012 9:56:38 PM
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BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
I got some girls 5/3/2012 9:58:09 PM
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hey now Indianapolis Jones 14979 Posts user info edit post |
I want all the popular kids to burst into tears yo when I come through the door.
Intercourse to conclude the evening would be preferable. 5/3/2012 10:01:37 PM
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jtw208 5290 Posts user info edit post |
this is sure to work 5/3/2012 10:08:46 PM
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Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
1) Find a chick 2) Tell them you are hey now on tdub
this has probably a 90% success rate for me
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 5/3/2012 10:10:40 PM
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hey now Indianapolis Jones 14979 Posts user info edit post |
^ I've thought about it.
What are y'all's experience with Raleigh VIP Escorts? They got a five star review.] 5/3/2012 10:11:16 PM
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oneshot 1183 Posts user info edit post |
I heard of an escort service in Raleigh with many fine women, called Esgargs' Fine Lotus Flowers... it comes highly recommended and they also serve lunch. 5/3/2012 10:13:02 PM
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H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
you should try the Ass Factory 5/3/2012 10:13:49 PM
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hey now Indianapolis Jones 14979 Posts user info edit post |
Is that real? I like nice asses. 5/3/2012 10:14:26 PM
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scotieb24 Commish 11097 Posts user info edit post |
Damnit, I was going to add that they are only available for lunch 5/3/2012 10:14:31 PM
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hey now Indianapolis Jones 14979 Posts user info edit post |
This thread is perfect evidence why we need DNL back. 5/3/2012 10:26:31 PM
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Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
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You are welcome
I'm Krallum and I approved this message./] 5/3/2012 10:29:29 PM
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ComputerGuy (IN)Sensitive 5052 Posts user info edit post |
Just call ddd
they be cheap and dirty. 5/3/2012 10:43:44 PM
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nacstate All American 3785 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.meetrileymason.com/index.html 5/3/2012 10:47:01 PM
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Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
Riley Mason is apparently a hobag, she comes back to chapel hill from time to time during christmas usually.
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[Edited on May 3, 2012 at 11:08 PM. Reason : I do not know the quality of her vagina though] 5/3/2012 11:04:44 PM
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BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
i would looove a night with riley
if shes still in the business...because thats the only way i know shes still clean 5/3/2012 11:11:18 PM
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BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
ps no way in fuckin hell shes 23...i fuckin hope not...  5/3/2012 11:11:55 PM
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Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
She's 26 or maybe 27 she's at least 4 years older than me
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[Edited on May 3, 2012 at 11:38 PM. Reason : unless she graduated high school at like 14]
[Edited on May 3, 2012 at 11:39 PM. Reason : ahahahahahaha implying she graduated high school] 5/3/2012 11:37:14 PM
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BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
thank god 5/3/2012 11:37:37 PM
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timbo All American 1003 Posts user info edit post |

5/3/2012 11:41:03 PM
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BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
the further down you go the bigger she gets 5/3/2012 11:41:36 PM
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hey now Indianapolis Jones 14979 Posts user info edit post |
She for real looks like EMCE.
Umm...is that from a service? 5/3/2012 11:49:17 PM
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simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "ahahahahahaha implying she graduated high school" |
hahahah
i wonder how much it costs to f riley mason. anyone have any guesses?
[Edited on May 4, 2012 at 12:03 AM. Reason : i'd guess like $1000] 5/4/2012 12:00:15 AM
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BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
It says two fitty 5/4/2012 12:17:31 AM
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elduderino All American 4343 Posts user info edit post |
I don't remember the name, but I have a phone number.
(911) 342-6178
Just make sure that when you call, you make it clear that you're not just paying for a night on the town. You're paying for sex. 5/4/2012 12:21:29 AM
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simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
^^ oh lol it does say that doesn't it. 5/4/2012 12:34:22 AM
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Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
That site has to be pretty old
I'm Krallum and I approved this message. 5/4/2012 1:08:55 AM
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th3oretecht All American 15540 Posts user info edit post |

5/4/2012 1:14:41 AM
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TragicNature All American 11805 Posts user info edit post |
In all honesty, you'll be best served to jerk off and save your money. 5/4/2012 1:21:37 AM
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Krallum 56A0D3 15294 Posts user info edit post |
Tell us your experience in the matter
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[Edited on May 4, 2012 at 1:29 AM. Reason : ] 5/4/2012 1:29:46 AM
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Pikey All American 6421 Posts user info edit post |
hey now, is this a sincere thread?
Do you really want an escort? 5/4/2012 6:46:53 AM
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NCSUStinger Duh, Winning 62533 Posts user info edit post |
DZ 5/4/2012 9:03:13 AM
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