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nastoute
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When you like the "new" music.

8/11/2012 2:23:29 PM

JLCayton
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when you're me

8/11/2012 2:23:45 PM

LaserSoup
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The "new" music is mostly garbage. It's all sampling and other bullshit, takes not talent and just plain sucks. So yeah, I'm old.

8/11/2012 2:26:10 PM

nastoute
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and cranky apparently...

cranky doesn't get bitches

8/11/2012 2:30:09 PM

SchndlrsFist
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Quote :
"when you're me"


8/11/2012 2:33:29 PM

GeniuSxBoY
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You know you're getting old when you look in the mirror and say "god, i'm old"

8/11/2012 2:35:03 PM

sawahash
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When you friend start having babies on purpose.

8/11/2012 2:35:45 PM

saps852
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the very first time I remember feeling old was when I noticed the playmate centerfold was younger than me

8/11/2012 2:36:11 PM

Eaton Bush
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That and...
when the barber starts asking to trim your eyebrow and ear hair.

8/11/2012 2:40:58 PM

ncsuapex
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You're not old if you can't post in The Old School section.

8/11/2012 2:51:27 PM

begonias
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^

8/11/2012 2:53:24 PM

petejames
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When you're bald...although to be fair that started when I was young

8/11/2012 5:41:50 PM

zxappeal
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When you start arguing with others that you're NOT old. And they laugh at you. And completely unrelated and uninvolved bystanders laugh at you. And the girl you hook up with starts calling you "Daddy"...even worse is that she means it.

8/11/2012 5:44:22 PM

arcgreek
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This thread should be locked. You aren't that old, with the possible exception of zxappeal.

8/11/2012 7:07:57 PM

justinh524
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I knew I was old when I realized I was closer in age to that old ass female gymnast who did the vault than almost every other gymnast.

8/11/2012 8:14:47 PM

zxappeal
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Possible, hell. Definitely. I'm now 41. SIGH.

8/11/2012 8:24:02 PM

arcgreek
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^^ ? engrish?

^ CONFIRMED

8/11/2012 9:32:47 PM

GeniuSxBoY
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8/11/2012 9:35:04 PM

richthofen
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I'm over 30. Old? Confirmed.
I know a lot of you people are also. Wonder what the average age of this board is these days...26? 27?

8/11/2012 10:03:36 PM

dswillia
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When people stop feeding you shots for your birthday.....

....maybe it's because they're old....eff that...I'm not old

8/11/2012 10:26:05 PM

zxappeal
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People still feed me shots for all occasions. Because drunk Dan is a very fun Dan. That and I hang out with and date a lot of people significantly younger than me. I'm such a dirty old bastard.

8/11/2012 10:32:17 PM

bmel
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You dread the heartburn more than the hangover.

8/12/2012 12:44:09 AM

arcgreek
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I'm 30. I would not consider my self to be old by any means.

8/12/2012 1:29:52 AM

The Coz
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You're in denial, old man.

8/12/2012 1:44:00 AM

The Coz
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Wow, I had to look up that Nicki Minaj song to confirm that it was a real track. I'm sorry to report that it is.

8/12/2012 1:53:32 AM

arghx
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Nicki Minaj speaking truth ITT

8/12/2012 10:17:51 AM

Eaton Bush
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When you cant shoot your jizz 6ft across the room anymore.

8/12/2012 10:21:03 AM

jbrick83
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I refuse to seriously say I'm old until I hit 30. Once we get there...then I will fully accept it.

8/12/2012 10:23:15 AM

zxappeal
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^^just last year I was pulling out and launching it over her head. This year, not so much. Guess I just got really old all of a sudden.

8/12/2012 10:38:29 AM

nastoute
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnwfTHpnGLY

ha, the dude's only 2 years younger than me...

maybe it's not "new" music

MAYBE I'M NOT OLD

8/12/2012 2:48:29 PM

TreeTwista10
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When you have to find new fantasy football team managers for your league, due to the death of previous managers

8/2/2019 11:03:08 PM

wwwebsurfer
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^^ David Guetta is over 50.

8/2/2019 11:29:36 PM

Dentaldamn
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David Coverdale, Lead singer of Whitesnake, was 36 when the song “Here I Go” was released.

8/3/2019 5:39:34 AM

0EPII1
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When you start having serious back issues

8/3/2019 6:32:53 AM

BettrOffDead
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I bought probiotic and fiber gummies today.

I care more about triglycerides and HDL than I ever did.


Old fucking balls

8/5/2019 8:08:04 AM

dmspack
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I drink Metamucil.

I am careful not to drink caffeine after ~4pm.

8/5/2019 8:29:30 AM

justinh524
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Man that caffeine thing has really hit me hard here lately. If I drink much at all in the afternoon/evening I can't sleep for shit. I remember a time when I could drink like 6 mountain dews and be fine.

I rarely drink caffeinated drinks now, though so that probably has something to do with it. No coffee and only drink tea or soft drinks if I'm eating out.

8/5/2019 8:42:45 AM

Exiled
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+1 on caffeine. Any consumed after around 2pm will definitely keep me up past bedtime on weeknights.

Tho I guess that's a benefit on the weekend.

8/5/2019 9:46:02 AM

dmspack
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Yeah coffee and the occasional Coke (maybe 2/week) is the only caffeine I ever drink anyways.

8/5/2019 11:09:20 AM

0EPII1
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Fiber supplements don't provide the same benefits as fiber from foods does.

Get fiber from your diet. About time y'all ditched the SAD if you care about health and longevity at all.

8/6/2019 1:01:22 AM

FroshKiller
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I have no idea what "the SAD" is, but from context clues, I'm gonna guess sugar, alcohol, and dairy.

8/6/2019 6:21:42 AM

BettrOffDead
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I cant find any food that provides enough fiber without also drowning me in carbs. i dont want to have to eat a pound of beans per day.

8/6/2019 11:40:50 AM

Crede
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I drink a shit ton of caffeine during the day but I never have trouble falling asleep. I don't drink alcohol and have an otherwise normal diet without consuming much processed foods. Truly one of the best things I have going for me is that I'm fuckin OUT after 10 minutes of The Office on netflips.

8/6/2019 1:12:29 PM

Wickerman
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^^ Kale, salads in general are great. Not lettuce though, it is the worst.

8/6/2019 1:22:15 PM

justinh524
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Salads are great. If you're a rabbit.

8/6/2019 1:28:52 PM

Bullet
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I really like a good salad sometimes, but I'm not a rabbit. Weird.

8/6/2019 1:37:33 PM

0EPII1
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Quote :
"I have no idea what "the SAD" is, but from context clues, I'm gonna guess sugar, alcohol, and dairy."


That's actually a very factual alternative expansion of the SAD acronym; love it!

This will show you what it actually stands for:

https://www.google.com/search?q=sad+diet&oq=sad+diet

As you can now see, it basically comes down to a ton of sugar, alcohol, and dairy, though it is missing one key component: Meat

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"I cant find any food that provides enough fiber without also drowning me in carbs. i dont want to have to eat a pound of beans per day."


Hey man, it is your life. Beans have been unequivocally shown to add years to life. If you don't believe me, look it up. And of course, certain vegetables, fruits, nuts, and seeds are high in fiber, and they are all super healthy for us regardless of fiber content. Grains as well, but something tells me you are avoiding grains.

You should be getting at the very least 25 g/day, but ideally 35 g or more. You don't have to get it all from beans, and neither do you have to resort to no beans. You can mix it up and get it from various sources over the course of a day.

Go to https://nutritiondata.self.com/tools/nutrient-search and look up the foods highest in fiber in various categories.

8/7/2019 2:42:06 AM

justinh524
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Plus, beans are the musical fruit. So they've got that going for them as well

8/7/2019 8:34:17 AM

Wolfmarsh
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I met with some college interns at work. They were 5 years old when I started working at this company.

8/7/2019 11:56:48 AM

Geppetto
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Realizing that Zoolander was 18 years ago was pretty sobering for me. My friends and I still quote it. That would be like my dad quoting Police Academy when I was in college.

8/8/2019 1:46:50 AM

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