ever*

That the religion is a fictional religion written by Hubbard?
And that its top tier is formed of actors and actresses?

What do actors and actresses do for a living?

They are all professional "liars" in films, each hoping to convince and fool us that their fake emotions are real on the movie screen.

What benefits does being in a religion have for actors?

All they have to do is ACT like the religion is real.
They will get unlimited tax breaks.
They will make A TON more money through a religion than their measly $200 million per movie job.


Basically, what they are doing is doing what they do for a living, in a REAL LIFE SETTING.


Check this out. Even Tom Cruises next girlfriend has to AUDITION for the role as his girlfriend!

Quote :

" By LINSEY DAVIS (@LinseyDavis) Sept. 3, 2012 The Church of Scientology devised "a top-secret process" of auditioning actresses to play the real-life role of girlfriend for Tom Cruise, according to Vanity Fair. http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/scientology-auditioned-women-tom-cruises-girlfriend-vanity-fair/story?id=17140735#.UEYrSpakP3A "

The marriages are contractual, just like movie scripts.
The confidentiality clauses are in the contract, just like movie scripts.


Ladies and Gentlemen,

I present to you 100% fraudulent religion and it's ALLOWED in a nation where our politics is also scripted.


God Bless America and may God have mercy on its corrupted soul.


[Edited on September 4, 2012 at 12:26 PM. Reason : .]

9/4/2012 12:26:23 PM

Worst user on the site. Not even a close second.

9/4/2012 12:30:05 PM

What's worst about it?

9/4/2012 12:31:57 PM

i thought it must be the cool kids club

9/4/2012 12:54:43 PM

Noooo waaay dooood!!!!!

9/4/2012 12:57:18 PM

My mind is blown...Bud Dwyer



[Edited on September 4, 2012 at 12:59 PM. Reason : g]

9/4/2012 12:59:14 PM

If it's so obvious, why do you allow it?

why do you allow your government to allow it?

If the government allows something THIS blatantly fraudulent and they are not doing anything, what does it say about our government?

9/4/2012 1:14:50 PM

RON PAUL is just the man to put an end to SCIENTOLOGIES

9/4/2012 1:17:39 PM

Let's take a serious issue and make jokes about it. It'll fix the problem. Right snewf?

[Edited on September 4, 2012 at 1:22 PM. Reason : .]

9/4/2012 1:19:54 PM

yup... anyway you put it, humans are all screwed

9/4/2012 1:21:24 PM

All religions are made up. It's just a matter of when the particular set of ridiculous bullshit was made up and how many people can be convinced to buy into that shit.

Shit dude, people used to worship Zeus/Jupiter until christians sold them a better set of lies.

9/4/2012 1:24:23 PM

the last thing I want our government to worry about is how to disband Scientology

9/4/2012 1:26:14 PM

I do not bite my thumb at you

but I do bite my thumb

9/4/2012 1:27:12 PM

Quote :

"All religions are made up. It's just a matter of when the particular set of ridiculous bullshit was made up and how many people can be convinced to buy into that shit."

exactly. youre allowed to believe any crazy shit you want


and thats why theres separation of church and state. so that none of that crazy shit creeps into our laws. except, that doesnt always work out.

9/4/2012 1:30:22 PM

^^Easy there Sampson we don't want a rapier fight up in here.

[Edited on September 4, 2012 at 1:33 PM. Reason : sdaf]

9/4/2012 1:31:42 PM

Rapier than a fight between Kobe and big Ben?

9/4/2012 1:33:23 PM

If that girl didn't want to get raped she never should have gotten cornered in a men's room with Big Ben.

9/4/2012 1:34:17 PM

Quote :

"Worst user on the site. Not even a close second."

Yep. Google shows he holds that distinction at many other sites too.

https://www.google.com/search?q=GeniuSxBoY

9/4/2012 1:43:31 PM

Ha. That is great

9/4/2012 2:18:19 PM

not as bad as mormonism. we've actually proven the book of mormon to be false over and over and over and people still buy that shit

9/4/2012 2:23:58 PM

You've proven a religious text to be false? Is that a thing? You and who else?

9/4/2012 3:18:46 PM

That's what I was wondering

9/4/2012 3:21:13 PM

Jesus and Native Americans?

9/4/2012 4:00:20 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historicity_of_the_Book_of_Mormon

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archaeology_and_the_Book_of_Mormon

9/4/2012 4:59:06 PM

Has anyone every notice about the Sky

ever*

noticed*

That it's not actually blue?
And that it's actually just the refraction of light?

9/4/2012 5:15:48 PM

Quote :

"That the religion is a fictional religion written by Hubbard? And that its top tier is formed of actors and actresses?"

No. Nobody has ever noticed this...


Oh, and:

Quote :

"I present to you 100% fraudulent religion and it's ALLOWED in a nation where our politics is also scripted."

What makes any other religion not fraudulent?

[Edited on September 4, 2012 at 5:53 PM. Reason : .]

9/4/2012 5:52:57 PM

pizza boy just made the discovery of the century! No one before him has ever noticed that a "religion" founded by a noted science fiction author bears a striking resemblance to said author's typical line of writing. Now has anyone ever noted that, before founding said religion, said author stated that the best way to make money was to create a religion. Literally no one has ever noticed those two things!

9/4/2012 5:59:08 PM

saps852, how does pointing out historical inaccuracies "disprove" a religious text? Name a religious text that doesnt have those inaccuracies. However, the easy answer for any of these questions is either "god said so" or "the devil is trying to trick you"

it is impossible, almost by definition, to disprove a religious text. its like trying to prove wizards dont exist.

[Edited on September 5, 2012 at 10:26 PM. Reason : i wish this still existed message_topic.aspx?topic=342035]

9/5/2012 10:25:02 PM

But wizards do exist!

9/5/2012 10:29:22 PM

http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s09e12-trapped-in-the-closet

9/5/2012 10:31:00 PM

^^THATS MY POINT, WIZARDS EXIST AND ALL RELIGIONS ARE TRUUUUUUEEEE!

9/5/2012 11:14:04 PM