fact

12/17/2012 7:54:52 AM

that's bovine breast milk man

12/17/2012 8:02:42 AM

Bovine, so fine

12/17/2012 8:03:21 AM

I love the taste

I love the feel

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12/17/2012 8:09:43 AM

False. Not even top ten.

12/17/2012 8:23:24 AM

Top of the ten.

12/17/2012 8:24:41 AM

I actually hate milk. I buy it just to let it expire because fuck that shit

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12/17/2012 8:25:40 AM

If you add Vodka, and Kahlúa

then it might be upgraded.

12/17/2012 8:26:14 AM

Only when it's in coffee

12/17/2012 8:33:38 AM

chocolate milk ftw

12/17/2012 8:40:57 AM

Bump for accuracy of OP.

12/17/2012 9:19:20 AM

Rat milk , or...

12/17/2012 9:43:04 AM

+1 mmmmm milk, had a couple of glasses last night

12/17/2012 9:56:18 AM

Quote :

"I buy it just to let it expire because fuck that shit"

I can confirm that.

12/17/2012 9:57:43 AM

You can milk anything with nipples.

12/17/2012 10:33:16 AM

Quote :

"chocolate milk ftw"

this

12/17/2012 1:38:52 PM

not if you are a lactard like me

12/17/2012 1:41:06 PM

I approached the Airport Security Gate and fed my bags into the x-ray machine.
"Sir," said the TSA agent, "is this your bag?"
"You know it is," I replied.
"There's no need to get testy sir," he said.
The agent escorted me over to a side table.
"Do you mind if I search your bag?" he asked.
"What will you do if I say no?" I asked.
"I'll take you in the back room and we'll strip search you," he replied.
"Then by all means, go ahead and search," I said.
The agent opened my bag and peered inside.
"What do you call this sir?" the agent asked holding up a pair of nail clippers.
"Those are nail clippers," I said.
"I'm going to have to confiscate these," he said.
"That's alright," I replied, "they sell them for a dollar in the store next to my departure gate."
The agent looked at me with hate in his eyes. He looked back into my bag and pulled out my gallon of Tuscan Whole Milk.
"Sir, you can't take this on the plane," he said.
"Why not?" I asked.
"Because, if you have more than three ounces of a liquid you could use it to blow up the plane," he said.
I was astonished. I had no idea that Tuscan Whole Milk was so powerful.
"May I drink it now?" I asked.
"Yes," he said, "liquids are harmless once they are inside of you."
I drank the entire gallon of Tuscan Whole Milk that I had purchased on Amazon.com while the people behind me grew increasingly inpatient.
It was delicious.
I did not blow up.

[Edited on December 17, 2012 at 2:25 PM. Reason : http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0/ref=sr_1_1_cm_cr_acr_i]

12/17/2012 2:24:54 PM

I have nipples, ComputerGuy, could you milk me?

12/17/2012 2:43:30 PM

Milk does the body good.

12/17/2012 3:10:52 PM

12/17/2012 3:12:17 PM

only with a couple ice cubes in it

but certainly not the greatest drink ever

12/17/2012 3:46:57 PM

ice cubes in milk?


get the fuck out of here

12/17/2012 3:51:08 PM

gotta keep it nice and cold...i don't drink it fast enough

warm milk =

12/17/2012 3:55:56 PM

^^

12/17/2012 3:56:06 PM

pour smaller glasses

[Edited on December 17, 2012 at 3:56 PM. Reason : ]

12/17/2012 3:56:21 PM

wrong thread

[Edited on December 17, 2012 at 3:57 PM. Reason : /]

12/17/2012 3:57:13 PM

even in a small glass- minimum of two ice cubes

12/17/2012 3:57:33 PM

I'd take Jammngurl16 on a milk date...

12/17/2012 3:58:53 PM

i heard Jammngurl puts ice cubes in her draught beer

12/17/2012 4:00:18 PM

^ ha, sometimes i drink it slow enough you'd think so


^^ let's go get that 2%

12/17/2012 4:08:08 PM

watered down milk is the worst thing ever. you never ever ever put ice in milk.

12/17/2012 4:40:01 PM

12/17/2012 9:49:20 PM

Truest thread on this site.

1/14/2013 8:54:23 PM

Lol I saw Tuscan whole milk on amazon this morning while I was shopping for a dildo dog bed gift set!!


http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B007QGDKBW

1/14/2013 9:08:05 PM

Quote :

"dildo dog bed gift set"

Quote :

"wat"

1/14/2013 9:09:13 PM

It counteracts the effect of spicy peppers.

[Edited on January 14, 2013 at 9:10 PM. Reason : at least whole milk does

1/14/2013 9:10:08 PM

chocolate milk is

regular milk is just weird and gross by itself :3

1/14/2013 9:11:44 PM

They should make milk in +% fat offerings. Like add some of the fat from the skim milk to the whole milk to make +2% milk.

Then make +4% Chocolate Milk.

1/14/2013 9:26:29 PM

Quote :

" I actually hate milk. I buy it just to let it expire because fuck that shit "

People like you are what's wrong with this world.

Milk is the greatest drink in the history of man. Chocolate milk is second, and Maola chocolate milk is the best chocolate milk hands down.

1/14/2013 9:55:54 PM

Quote :

"Milk is the greatest drink in the history of man."

1/14/2013 9:57:46 PM

1/14/2013 10:21:52 PM

lol wut

1/14/2013 10:23:50 PM

it was only a matter of time..

1/14/2013 10:27:01 PM

I just threw up in my mouth.

I hate milk.

1/14/2013 10:52:38 PM

If I drank an entire gallon of whole milk --tuscan or otherwise -- the plane would definitely get blown up

1/14/2013 10:59:59 PM

Quote :

"They should make milk in +% fat offerings. Like add some of the fat from the skim milk to the whole milk to make +2% milk."

It's the other way around, and I think they pretty much do, like I've seen 1% and 4% before (whole milk is about 8% milkfat).

1/15/2013 1:12:25 AM

ibtMilf is the greatest drink ever y thread

1/15/2013 1:16:31 AM

On nights like this, I drink scotch and milk.

1/15/2013 1:44:38 AM

setemup

1/15/2013 6:36:34 AM