So, what's the deal here? I got an invite to a session later on this week, and was wondering what the proper etiquette is?

First timer here. Thx.

5/13/2013 1:45:05 PM

BYOL

5/13/2013 1:46:15 PM

Just a heads up, I haven't gotten your RSVP yet

5/13/2013 1:46:24 PM

gave up on the self-sucking, eh?

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i think you need to tell your girlfriend to put out more...or just get a boyfriend, perhaps?

5/13/2013 1:47:43 PM

5/13/2013 1:47:44 PM

^ that's Brock. He's the Chapter President.

5/13/2013 1:53:55 PM

Brock is awkward. I heard that last time, he kept reaching in the Doritos bowl without washing his hands...

5/13/2013 2:02:59 PM

Brock was never that sanitary

5/13/2013 2:05:31 PM

It depends wht everyone else is aiming/looking at. Most time you follow the hosts lead. FME anyway. Good luck

5/13/2013 2:07:38 PM

Im guessing it would be poor form to discuss politics, work, or family in this setting? I am good friends with djeternal, but would feel weird asking him about the wife and kids mid stroke.

5/13/2013 2:26:15 PM

I thought one of the rules was no talking.

5/13/2013 2:27:29 PM

Grunting is allowable

5/13/2013 2:33:55 PM

Obligatory

5/13/2013 2:35:31 PM

i would bring a big oatmeal cookie or biscuit, just in case you and your JO buddies want to make things interesting

5/13/2013 2:36:11 PM

^^I laughed really hard when I first saw that one. I have lots of imitation crab meat HAHAHAHA and they train part killed me. Don't break them they are my sons lol

5/13/2013 2:41:26 PM

So, if I happen to finish before the others, am I expected to just Sig there in silence listening to everyone else shuck their corn?

5/13/2013 3:06:18 PM

Well if its a decent session you could lend a hand

5/13/2013 3:08:10 PM

Most guys just go to the bathroom and clean up though

5/13/2013 3:08:37 PM

I think you gotta sit there and watch or hand out towels and juice.

5/13/2013 3:09:34 PM

Footwear is recommended.

5/13/2013 3:12:22 PM

I usually end up using at least 1 sock anyway...

5/13/2013 3:57:19 PM

I thought everyone wore crocs

5/13/2013 4:13:15 PM

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a8ac764340/louie-s-poker-scene

[Edited on May 13, 2013 at 6:52 PM. Reason : City jerks.]

5/13/2013 6:51:22 PM

what do you do when you finish and you get that insta-shame afterward and you're surrounded by a bunch of other dudes that "aren't gay" jacking off all over themselves

i mean what do you do?

5/13/2013 8:50:29 PM

Well there is one goal. And that is to ejaculate on to something or someone. What you ejaculate on to determines if you are ~* or not

5/13/2013 9:59:37 PM

The ladies feel no shame:

http://nymag.com/thecut/2012/11/i-went-to-a-female-masturbation-class.html

5/13/2013 10:12:27 PM

I am not sure what I just read.

In a sense, I guess I get the whole teaching women how to get off thing, because it seems like some people do have trouble. But with the show and tell, and the creepy "another one down" circle thing ... I just ... what.

But now Aaron is trying to convince me to go to one.

5/13/2013 10:19:13 PM

didn't Slave Famous make this thread back when we thought he was black?

5/13/2013 10:32:41 PM

So do you win by being the first or the last to finish?

5/13/2013 10:34:39 PM

There is no winners. Just street cred

5/13/2013 10:43:35 PM

^^^^AHA, I was also confused so I watched some of Dodson's videos on Youtube, and it makes more sense once you see the woman leading the "workshop."

5/13/2013 11:28:27 PM

Remember EMCE, no matter how excited you get don't go peeing in nobody's butt.

5/13/2013 11:31:11 PM

I'm not sure of the social codes associated with such a gathering, but definitely don't be the first or last to whip it out. It will either make you look anxious or a prude. Don't be a hero or a coward. Sometimes it's best to follow.

5/13/2013 11:44:28 PM

Bring 2 rolls of paper towels. There is always a n00b that forgets his own roll and he will compensate you justly for lending him your extra.

5/13/2013 11:58:50 PM

remember to help a brotha out

5/14/2013 1:28:36 AM

Don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen."

5/14/2013 2:21:55 AM

^hahaha!



No need to bring your iPod. The music will be provided for you.

5/14/2013 12:05:40 PM

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/1755781713.html

[Edited on June 13, 2013 at 11:30 AM. Reason : .]

6/13/2013 11:29:45 AM

Quote :

"-maintains good eye contact -general intensity -cool moves "

6/13/2013 11:37:06 AM

Quote :

"NOT A NARC"

6/13/2013 11:44:27 AM

Quote :

"didn't Slave Famous make this thread back when we thought he was black?"

if we're thinking of the same thread, I believe he just related an anecdote which involved him and a friend jerking off in the same room

but that wasn't the point of the story (although it was the most interesting part)

6/13/2013 12:09:16 PM

this is a rather unusually amusing thread

6/13/2013 12:10:17 PM

Quote :

"-basic knowledge of knife/sword/bat fight etiquette (I can teach you what I know if you are pretty serious about art like me) "

6/13/2013 12:12:45 PM

lol @ gotten with hot chicks as recently as just now

btw does BF you in the M mean what i think it does b/c if so that doesnt make any sense

and when he says knife/sword/bat fight, he means that loosely right, as in, he wants to use his D to parry with your D

sorry i'm not up on my group JO etiquette

[Edited on June 13, 2013 at 12:29 PM. Reason : ]

6/13/2013 12:20:41 PM

Hahah, well damn

6/13/2013 7:19:10 PM

I backed out of this last one, but another one might be on the horizon.

I'm thinking about wearing my Reebok pumps.


New question...I know we like to think we live in a post racial society, but would it be weird if I bring interracial porn?

[Edited on February 21, 2014 at 4:35 PM. Reason : Kk]

2/21/2014 4:31:15 PM