But today, something went terribly wrong

I spat the loogie, but this one was notably viscous. It stretched down further than usual without "disconnecting". 3 inches, I took notice. 9 inches, I began to get worried. 18 inches, and I was fearfully chomping away at the seemingly sinew-strengthened spittle in hopes of disrupting the dire direction of impending disgust. Then it happened... The loaded end of this spittle "touched base" with the basin of the urinal, no doubt absorbing urine into itself before rebounding. At this point, frustration and fear met the slow motion realization that this piss/loogie hybrid was rapidly bungee cording back towards my face. I hadn't quite accepted this unfortunate series of events as fate yet, until I felt a cooling sensation on the inside of my lip.

Its been several minutes now. My only comforting thought is that having reached the low point of this month, things can only get better from here.

10/9/2013 11:14:14 AM

When that happens to me I spin my head as it comes up so it flies over my shoulder onto the guy washing his hands at the sink.

10/9/2013 11:21:33 AM

I never spit lugees

problem solved

10/9/2013 12:17:18 PM

10/9/2013 12:28:44 PM

Quote :

"Just don't accidentally spit on your dick... That wouldn't be good."

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10/9/2013 12:46:48 PM

like most guys?

10/9/2013 1:24:17 PM

Is there a support group for this or anything?

10/9/2013 1:39:22 PM

Quote :

"No results found for lugee: Did you mean luger Dictionary: luge Luge liege Liege liger Lurge lugger Encyclopedia: Liger lungee Lugger lge Lugier lug Lyger"

10/9/2013 2:11:44 PM

No, he meant loogie.

10/9/2013 2:28:53 PM

the only verb that applies to loogies is 'hock'. no wonder it slapped you in the face, since you 'spat' it.

10/9/2013 2:40:33 PM

haha

10/9/2013 7:03:47 PM

I usually try to yo-yo it back up and down, try and get as close to tip as possible

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