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saps852
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haha nice, im stealing that from you

7/1/2009 3:17:30 PM

quagmire02
All American
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You: ASL
Stranger: 16-f-usa
You: well, damn.
Stranger: o.o
You: 26/M/USA
Stranger: o.o
You: o.O indeed
Stranger: dude, my mom died
You: life's a bitch...did she leave you anything nice?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

7/1/2009 3:17:56 PM

Jen
All American
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dont you steal my billy mays shit now

7/1/2009 3:18:36 PM

quagmire02
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: this person who just left the convo said their mom died
You: isn't that awful?
Stranger: i guess
You: if your mom died, would she leave anything nice?
You: like...money?
You: or good sex toys?
Stranger: who knows..
You: you sould ask...it's very important to know what you can afford when that day comes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

7/1/2009 3:19:19 PM

saps852
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o consider it stolen


although at the moment ive somehow stumbled into an intelligent conversation

7/1/2009 3:19:27 PM

daz84
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny girl?
You: hey
You: nope guy
You: i can pretend though
Stranger: faggot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


lolz

7/1/2009 3:20:10 PM

Senez
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Stranger: hello
You: hola
You: How's the weather your way?
Stranger: kind of cloudy
You: bright and sunny here
You: kinda hot
You: steamy, even
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 3:21 PM. Reason : dur]

7/1/2009 3:21:12 PM

Fail Boat
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Quote :
"Stranger: 19 f indonesia
You: I didn't realize the internet had reached indonesia yet
Stranger: oh, really?
You: yah, really
Stranger: why do you think so?
You: it's so far away
You: just seems like a hard thing to do, to connect indonesia to the internet
Stranger: oh~~ we already have internet fortunately "

7/1/2009 3:21:30 PM

Jen
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im fucking up my billy mays conversation

7/1/2009 3:23:48 PM

Senez
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Stranger: Hi
Stranger: *rape face*
You: You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth criminal
You: You gunna get raped!
Stranger: lol
You: TWW?
Stranger: What?
You: Oh, nevermind.
Stranger: I just raped you ftw
You: Are you hot as fuck?
Stranger: Im pretty
You: Dats cool.
Stranger: lol
You: k, gotta go, thanks for the raping.
You have disconnected.

7/1/2009 3:23:57 PM

Fail Boat
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Quote :
"You: You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth criminal"


Holy fuck, 3 seconds before I refreshed and saw this, the AAF version of smooth criminal started playing in my itunes

Quote :
"You: female?
You: cause I ain't tryna talk to some dudes
You: just click that little Disconnect right now
Stranger: fuck yourself son of a bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected."


[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 3:25 PM. Reason : .]

7/1/2009 3:25:32 PM

Senez
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Quote :
"Stranger: steve walks warily down the street, with the brim pulled way down low.
You: *trips steve cause he can't see where he's going*
You: Stupid Steve.
You have disconnected."

7/1/2009 3:26:07 PM

jataylor
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"Stranger: All your base R belong 2 us.
You: no, they belong to me
Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/1/2009 3:28:06 PM

Jen
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"You: hi, billy mays here and i have an offer for you!
Stranger: VINCE FROM SHAMWOW HERE!
Stranger: I WON, BILLY!
Stranger: THE GAME! YOU JUST LOST IT!
You: This is my show fucker
You: your just the co-host
Stranger: NOT ANY MORE! ZORBEEZ FUCKING SUCK!
Stranger: I just ABSORBED your show
Stranger: Hahaha Its fucking on now, chaps!
You: only because im dead you insensitive mongaloid
Stranger: That's why I win!
Stranger: My shamwow socked up all your blood
Stranger: I slap chopped your body into a million pieces
Stranger: Your corpse is gonna love my nuts, billy!
Stranger: Sully, here! I always fucking hated you, asshole!"

7/1/2009 3:30:09 PM

quagmire02
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: we're already off to a better start...you didn't ask if i was horny
You: congrats
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

7/1/2009 3:31:22 PM

NCSUStinger
Duh, Winning
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Stranger: hi
You: are you the gatekeeper?
Stranger: yeah man
Stranger: i am a gatekeeper
You: i am the key master
Stranger: wow
You: we must go to zuul

7/1/2009 3:31:56 PM

saps852
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haha im totally swapping grilling recipes with someone

7/1/2009 3:32:47 PM

rtc407
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This won't work on opera mini or the blackberry browser

7/1/2009 3:33:49 PM

OldBlueChair
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lol Daz repeat

Quote :
"Stranger: horny girl?
You: nope, guy
You: i can pretend though
Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/1/2009 3:34:06 PM

Apocalypse
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: *awkward silence*
You: this is like my first date
You: she was a mute
Stranger: lol
You: i could never tell if she was satisfied in bed
Stranger: o.O
You: she would be flipping her middle finger with her thumb out
You: i never knew if that meant "fuck you!" or "FUCK YES!"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

7/1/2009 3:34:29 PM

BigEgo
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Quote :
"Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi, this is Sarah Jane from omegle.com and it appears we're getting complaints about you.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: are you sleeping now?
Stranger: ah..
You: People feel you have violated them with your words
Stranger: my name is takeuchi nakada i from japan
You: It seems we're getting a lot of different "names" coming from your IP
You: We may have to ban your IP, omegle.com is not a place for people to screw around, it's a serious place to connect with random people.
Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/1/2009 3:34:40 PM

quagmire02
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: you beat me to it
You have disconnected.




Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl
You: suck my penis?
Stranger: im male
You: point?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 3:37 PM. Reason : .]

7/1/2009 3:36:26 PM

NCSUStinger
Duh, Winning
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Stranger: hi
You: ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS, SAVE EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE. USE THEM TOGETHER. USE THEM IN PEACE

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

7/1/2009 3:41:02 PM

quagmire02
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sand? in my vagina?
Stranger: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sand? in my vagina?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.





Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sand? in my vagina?
Stranger: a wild abra appears!
You: HOLY SHIT. nowai!
Stranger: abra used teleport
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 3:43 PM. Reason : .]

7/1/2009 3:41:57 PM

longbow_fc
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"Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [1st Verse]
They Told Him Don't You Ever Come Around Here
Don't Wanna See Your Face, You Better Disappear
The Fire's In Their Eyes And Their Words Are Really Clear
So Beat It, Just Beat It

[2nd Verse]
You Better Run, You Better Do What You Can
Don't Wanna See No Blood, Don't Be A Macho Man
You Wanna Be Tough, Better Do What You Can
So Beat It, But You Wanna Be Bad

[Chorus]
Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Show them How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It

[3rd Verse]
They're Out To Get You, Better Leave While You Can
Don't Wanna Be A Boy, You Wanna Be A Man
You Wanna Stay Alive, Better Do What You Can
So Beat It, Just Beat It

[4th Verse]
You Have To Show Them That You're Really Not Scared
You're Playin' With Your Life, This Ain't No Truth Or Dare
They'll Kick You, Then They Beat You,
Then They'll Tell You It's Fair
So Beat It, But You Wanna Be Bad

[Chorus]
Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right

[Chorus]
Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It

[Chorus]
Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right

[Chorus]
Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Who's Right

[Chorus]
Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right

[Chorus]
Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To Be Defeated
Showin' How Funky Strong Is Your Fight
It Doesn't Matter Who's Wrong Or Right
Just Beat It, Beat It
Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/1/2009 3:43:29 PM

longbow_fc
All American
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im gonna ask everyone TWW? and lets see if it ever connects us...

7/1/2009 3:44:30 PM

OldBlueChair
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Quote :
"Stranger: hi
You: sup nigga
Stranger: sup
You: my dick
Stranger: horny piece of shit
Stranger: !!

Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/1/2009 3:45:30 PM

Fail Boat
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Great, I just got a myspace link to a girl that is 16. Wtf is up with kids these days?

7/1/2009 3:45:43 PM

quagmire02
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: tww?
Stranger: tww?
You: fuck.
You have disconnected.

7/1/2009 3:45:53 PM

OldBlueChair
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^^^^ quite a few people have talked to other TWWers, myself including. funny shit when you find out

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 3:47 PM. Reason : rofl quagmire]

7/1/2009 3:46:53 PM

Hurley
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Quote :
"You: got any good recipes?
You: and hello
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: BITCH
Stranger: oh
Stranger: hey
You: you heard me
Stranger: well
You: im bout to buy a grill
Stranger: actually
Stranger: i read youi
You: true
You: ha
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so
You: well im thinking bbq chicken
Stranger: that sounds fantastic\
You: i made some good chicken the other week
You: sweet baby ray's sauce
Stranger: niiice
You: think i might make my own
Stranger: im a fan of Famous Daves
You: with bourbon
You: hmmm
Stranger: thatd be nice
You: where does one get famous dave's?
You: regional thing?
Stranger: uhhh
Stranger: eh
Stranger: its pretty much everywheree i would think
You: ah
You: ill look for it
Stranger: you can basically buy it at every store
Stranger: sweet and zesty is the winner in my book
You: there's actually a Budweiser sauce that I've used
You: alright
You: sounds inviting
Stranger: nice
Stranger: haha
You: whereabouts are you from?
Stranger: illinois
Stranger: and you?
You: NC
Stranger: cool
You: yeah
You: ive been on this site for about an hour
You: probably been in 150 chats
Stranger: haha im sorry to hear that
Stranger: haha exactly
You: this has been the most productive
You: haha
Stranger: same
Stranger: people on here are ridiculous
You: oh yes
Stranger: haha
You: can't talk to half without getting the asl thing
You: the rest are worried about "HORNY GUYS"
Stranger: yea, i get so frustrated with that
You: and im stuck trying to just carry on one for more than 5 lines
Stranger: isnt that the truth
You: im passing time at work
You: haha
Stranger: niiice
Stranger: haha
You: yeah
You: looking over fabrication drawings
Stranger: a lot of people tell me thats what they do
Stranger: zang
You: haha
You: whats up on your end??
Stranger: nothin
You: word
Stranger: just waitin for people to call me top hang out
Stranger: to*
You: gotcha
Stranger: yep
You: word
You: well i wont keep you
Stranger: haha alrighty
Stranger: good talkin to ya
You: im going to look for that sauce!
You: indeed
You: later
Stranger: nice"

7/1/2009 3:46:55 PM

Jen
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Quote :
"im gonna ask everyone TWW? and lets see if it ever connects us..."


ive been doing that sense i started and still no luck

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 3:48 PM. Reason : as]

7/1/2009 3:47:25 PM

quagmire02
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: tww?
Stranger: you got any free xbox live trial codes?
You: TWW, MOTHERFUCKER.
Stranger: yes
You: oh, woot.
You: sn?
Stranger: TWW
Stranger: free tiral codes?
You: yes
You: isn't tiral a black person's name?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

7/1/2009 3:47:52 PM

longbow_fc
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Quote :
"Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: tww?
Stranger: got a fetish?
Stranger: ttw?
Stranger: tww?
You: yea
Stranger: what?
You: do you tww?
Stranger: IDK what it is?
You: sorry
You have disconnected."

7/1/2009 3:51:43 PM

dustm
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Quote :
"Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: hello interesting person
You: asl?
Stranger: u fst?
You: what?
Stranger: asl
You: what does asl mean?
Stranger: age sex location
You: 17/f/az
Stranger: and wats ur name
You: shirly motherfucking temple
Stranger: so wat type o girl r u
Stranger: simple or wild
You: too mature for you i think
You: i'm not sure you could handle my wild
You: i'd have you pinned in a nanosecond you little shit
Stranger: fuck off
Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/1/2009 3:54:21 PM

crpelliz
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Stranger: you dont get the reference im guessing
You: i don't
Stranger: ok only 1 persondid
You: what is it
Stranger: resident evil 4
Stranger: the merchant
You: yeah.... i'm not a misanthrope
Stranger: fuck u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

7/1/2009 3:57:25 PM

BigEgo
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24374 Posts
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Quote :
"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: tww?
Stranger: ah?
You: tww?
Stranger: what is it?:
You have disconnected."

7/1/2009 4:05:59 PM

quagmire02
All American
44225 Posts
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ( o Y o ) + (_!_) = 8======D ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ,(>.O)
Stranger: boobies?
You: + (_!_)
Stranger: and bum
You: = 8======D ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ,(>.O)
Stranger: head ache?
You: cumshot to the eye...close, though
You have disconnected.

7/1/2009 4:08:39 PM

mytwocents
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20654 Posts
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Quote :
"Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: well hello there!
Stranger: heyy you
You: A/S/L
Stranger: 19, f, madagasca
Stranger: u?
You: 21, m, tehran
Stranger: ohhh veryy nice
You: ya, I managed to jimmy an internet conection. F the gov
Stranger: hahaaa well said
You: how about MJ. you sad?
Stranger: urmmm not really....i like his music but thats it
You: oh. i went to neverland once. he didn't molest me though
Stranger: hahaa good to hear it :0
Stranger: :0 *
Stranger: *
Stranger: lol
You: yeah.....
You: oh crap ihear someone. i hear guns anad screaming! askjhaslkj fihj 'fj ijf KL"DSjf DfD'fgv
You have disconnected."

7/1/2009 4:25:49 PM

Samwise16
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12710 Posts
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Quote :
"Of course it did, you said another guy son. "


oops - I meant to put "a guy" originally, not "another" (that's how I put it in the chat, which is why they ended being all awkward about it)

7/1/2009 4:27:46 PM

mytwocents
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nm, I guess I should just open my eyes

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 4:29 PM. Reason : ]

7/1/2009 4:28:37 PM

BigEgo
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TOOK FUCKING LONG ENOUGH

Quote :
"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: tww?
Stranger: how is on?
You: you just lost the game, btw
Stranger: yeah fuck
You: btw, BILLY MAYS HERE
Stranger: *PUNCH BYLLY MAYS*
You: YOU DON'T PUNCH BILLY MAYS
Stranger: language?
You: I'M A ZOMBIE MOFO
You: I'LL FUCK YOU UP
Stranger: what the fuck , first the KECLEON guy in the chat an now you
Stranger: whats wrong here?
You: AND I'M STILL SELLING SHIT
Stranger: xbox 360?
You: 4 BUCKETS OF OXYCLEAN FOR 3 EASY PAYMENTS OF 9.99
Stranger: any favourite games
You: BUT WAIT
You: CALL NOW AND I'LL THROW IN AN EXTRA BUCKET
Stranger: oh shoit
Stranger: i dont understand exactly what you mean
You: IF YOU CALL DURING THIS LIMITED TIME SALE, I'LL ADD IN A BOTTLE OF MY FAMOUS KABOOM
Stranger: its not my main language
You: THE GAME, YOU LOST IT AGAIN
Stranger: oh fuck
Stranger: can you say something about wether at your place?
You: IT'S RAINING MEN
Stranger: oh fuck
You: HALLELOAH
Stranger: sorry
You: IT'S RAINING MEN
Stranger: sorry for writing fuck so often
You: FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK
You: FUCK FUCK FUCK MOTHER MOTHERFUCK MOTHER MOTHER FUCK
You: NOISE NOISE NOISE
Stranger: any favourite pornsites?"!
You: SMOKING WEED DRINKING BEERS
You: DRINKING BEERS SMOKING WEED
You: ROLLING FATTIES SMOKING BLUNTS
You: WHO SMOKES THE BLUNTS? WE SMOKE THE BLUNTS
You: WHO SMOKES THE BLUNTS? WE SMOKE THE BLUNTS
Stranger: hi
You: uhh lemme get a nicklebag
You: 15 BUCKS LITTLE MAN
You: PUT THAT SHIT IN MY HAND
You: IF THE MONEY DOESN'T SHOW THEN YOU OWE ME OWE ME OWE
Stranger: can we start a conversation?
You: OHHHWEEEHOHHHWEEOHHH
You: JUNGLE LOVE
You: I THINK I WANNA KNOW YOU KNOW YOU
Stranger: OH MEAN STOP WRITING RANDOM SHIT IN HERE BYYE
You: THE GAME
You: YOU LOST IT
You: AGAIN
You: 3 TIMES SON
You: STEP OUT DA BAR SON
Stranger: which game?
You: THE GAME SON
Stranger: JUmanji?
You: NO SON
You: THE GAME
Stranger: is it a wrestler?
You: BTW, YOU JUST LOST IT 2 MORE TIMES
Stranger: the game? a movie?! am i right?
You: NO SON
You: THE GAME, YOU JUST LOST IT AGAIN
Stranger: AGAIN?
You: YEAH SON
You: GOOGLE THAT SHIT
Stranger: mom
Stranger: can you pls wait 15 minits or longer
Stranger: im gonna goolge it now
You: THERE ARE 3 RULES TO THE GAME
You: 1: YOU ARE PLAYING IT
You: 2: IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT YOU LOST IT
You: 3: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
Stranger: now im understand
You: BTW
You: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME AGAIN
Stranger: you completely insane
You: NO SON
You: YOU ARE SON
You: STEP OUT DA BAR
You: SON
Stranger: what is this site?
You: TOO METRO FOR THIS SHIT
Stranger: am i writing whith a bot?
You: NO SON
Stranger: a game bot?
You: STEP OUT DA BAR
You: SON
You: METRO FUCKER
Stranger: 4czhan is gay?°
Stranger: right?
You: I'M NOT FROM 4CHAN SON
You: 4CHAN IS FUCKING FUNNY THOUGH SON
You: STEP OUT DA BAR SON WITH THAT METRO WEAK SHIT
You: SON
Stranger: what do yoiu mean with game ist it some meme or what?!
You: IT IS SON, BUT IT GOES BEYOND MEME
You: BEYOND COMPUTERS SON
You: BEFORE THE INTERNET SON
Stranger: lets drinnk some eggnog yu craze motherfucker
You: NO SON
You: WE DRINK MAN DRINKS SON
You: FUCKING METRO ASS PUSSY
Stranger: Hallo , kannst du mich verstehen=?
You: I'M TOO TUFF FOR THAT SHIT
You: I DON'T SPEAK THAT SHIT SON
You: IN AMERICA WE SPEAK AMERICAN SON
You: SPEAK AMERICAN OR GET OUT SON
Stranger: im warning you
You: IF YOU DON'T LIKE AMERICA YOU CAN STEP OUT THE BAR SON
Stranger: if you dont tell me some interesting things i can laugh over
Stranger: i click on the disconnect button and you will be sad
You: NO SON
Stranger: i think
You: YOU WILL CLICK IT
You: AND YOU WILL LOSE THE GAME
Stranger: you ewill click
You: AND I WILL WIN THIS THREAD
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 3
You: SON I WIN
Stranger: AH
Stranger: THATS THE GAME
You: NO SON
You: THAT'S NOT THE GAME
Stranger: DISCONNECT BUTTON GAME?!
You: SON YOU LOST ALREADY GIVE UP
Stranger: thats why you still here
You: I ALREADY BEAT YOU TO EPIC MEME PADDING
You: SON
You: I CAN GO ALL DAY SON
Stranger: but im suck a lonly loser guy that i woulöd never click the doisconnect bottom
You: I GOT MY SWIM TRUNKS
You: AND MY FLIPPY FLOPPIES
You: I'M FLIPPIN BURGERS YOU'RE AT KINKOS STRAIGHT FLIPPIN COPIES
You: I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD
Stranger: i give
Stranger: up
You: ON A BOAT LIKE LILO
Stranger: its too hard for me sorry
You: I'M ON A BOAT MAN
Stranger: fat american kid which xbox360 is broken
You: YEAH
You: I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE ON A BOAT
Stranger: no other human would waste his tiem in here
You: IT'S A BIG BLUE WATERY ROAD
You: POISEDION LOOK AT ME
You: WOAHWOAH
You: NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY
You: WHEN A BIG BOAT COMIN MY WAY
You: BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY
Stranger: but can you pls tell me one thing?
You: I FUCKED A MERMAID
You: WOAHWOAH
You: wat you want foo
Stranger: in which city do you live an like you barack obama?
You: fuck obama
Stranger: yeah
You: he's running the country into the ground
Stranger: im german nazi
You: fuck that too
Stranger: oww
You: obama's spending dat 190% money
You: shit we don't even have
You: and he's a socialist bastard
You: fucking commie
Stranger: and one more thing pls
Stranger: do all americans hate ps3 and love xbox360?
You: d00d, 360 >>>>>>>>>>>>> ps3
Stranger: and play halo3 all day long?
You: most americans don't even play son
Stranger: ok good bye
You: too busy not having shit
You: son
You: fucking obama
Stranger: never will forget the time i have bring with you
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
Stranger: have
Stranger: i
You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
You: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
You: NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
You: NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/1/2009 4:31:42 PM

federal
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not very random - it's either dudes saying how hard they are or high school girls.

7/1/2009 4:49:30 PM

dustm
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lmao

Quote :
"Stranger: ive got alot of good things on sale
You: i only deal locally...
Stranger: where is locally for you ?
You: NC
You: so you are suppose to be selling things?
You: what are you selling
You: do you have any drugs?
You: can i have some
You: are you selling money?
You: i'd buy some of that
Stranger: im selling lampshades at a high price
You: better be nice lampshades
You: describe these lamp shades
Stranger: well they have a nice black stand thingy, with floral pattern shades
You: I"M SOLD!
Stranger: to my mum ?
You: ?
You: now listen here
You: you leave your mum out of this
You: OK
You: !
Stranger: soz lmfao
You: you have 10 seconds to say something interesting.. 10
You: 9
You: 8
You: 7
Stranger: i love pokemon
You: 6
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
Stranger: i have a humungos willy
You: 2.5
You: 2.25
You: 2
You: 1...
Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/1/2009 4:50:00 PM

Skack
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Quote :
"Stranger: Hey there
You: hi
Stranger: Looking for a girl who enjoys bestiality. Are you one?
You: Is that the best you can do?
Stranger: I am serious
You: We're not on Prodigy anymore."

7/1/2009 5:01:37 PM

Samwise16
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Quote :
"Stranger: From the Vesti?
You: tww?
Stranger: From the Vesti?
You: TWW?"


What's the Vesti??

Quote :
"Stranger: hey
You: HI!!
You: tww?
Stranger: wanna see shockingly images?
You: you can't really shock me
Stranger: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1246494300467.jpg
You: http://www.lemonparty.org
Stranger: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1246495446283.jpg
Stranger: http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1246494781494.jpg
You: I also used to euthanize animals
You: so I'm a cold heartless bitch, and also don't get grossed out
You: nice try though
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: haha"

7/1/2009 8:56:58 PM

mytwocents
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I ain't clicking on those images if they're of animals....are they?

7/1/2009 9:01:07 PM

Samwise16
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oh I don't know, I didn't bother -- just trying to prove not much disturbs me to the point where I can't look at it

7/1/2009 9:01:47 PM

mytwocents
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Well I clicked on one and it was loading slowly (thankfully) but I saw kitten ears so I closed that shit ASAP

7/1/2009 9:05:00 PM

djeternal
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Spam this fucker!

Quote :
"Stranger: hi
Stranger: 21m ... i like girls feet ... just girl feet .... can i see your feet... if you show feet to me i show my penis show webcam...
You: just feet?
You: i can show boobs too if you want
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you
You: how big is your penis?
Stranger: do you want to me
Stranger: 18 cm
You: what is that in inches?
You: i am in US
Stranger: 7
Stranger: have you nice feet
You: that's big
You: yeah
Stranger: msn?
You: yeah, i am younger than you though. is that ok?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: give me to adress
You: 15f
Stranger: i m poor english
You: i am 15 female
Stranger: him
Stranger: ok
You: what is your msn?
Stranger: oyuncu777@hotmail.com
You: thanks, you fucking pervert"

7/1/2009 9:05:11 PM

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