hahahahahahahaha. this isn't the way I had planned to use it, but still funny

Quote :

"Stranger: Marcus? You: Ambrose? Stranger: No bitch, it's Angelina Jolie You: Brad Pitt? Stranger: Tyler You: Hansen? Stranger: Not Chris You: I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline. Why don't you have a seat over there? Stranger: *Shoots self* Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/1/2009 10:35:42 PM

So this relatively good looking 16 year old gave me a link to her myspace page (didn't know she was 16 til I clicked the link)...anyone beat that?

7/1/2009 10:37:32 PM

Quote :

"Stranger: being the center of the social scene at my school gets so tiring You: ha. all the kiddies point and laugh at you?"

7/1/2009 10:38:12 PM

7/1/2009 10:40:45 PM

I am going to incorporate Chit Chat threads into my mayhem from here on. should be fun

7/1/2009 10:41:12 PM

Quote :

" You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: 1 Stranger: 2 You: cheese Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/1/2009 10:49:38 PM

WINNAR!!!!! I should work for the FBI

Quote :

"Stranger: babe Stranger: 16 m egypt Stranger: i wana be friends You: walk like an egyptian You: do you have your pilot's license? Stranger: what this You: can you fly a plane? Stranger: ys Stranger: my father have one Stranger: have a planee You: can you land a plane? probably not, huh? Stranger: u have fb or email You: cause they only train you to fly, not land Stranger: and land Stranger: u have faceboook or email You: are you muslim? Stranger: ys Stranger: u You: ys Stranger: muslim You: am loking for pilots Stranger: iam apilot You: oh really You: so how muslim are you? You: ready for a bunch of virgins? Stranger: ys"

7/1/2009 10:50:18 PM

hahaha ys

7/1/2009 10:54:37 PM

oh god, I still have the same dude and this is getting good. I am working the Chris Hansen angle now

7/1/2009 10:58:26 PM

I vote djeternal for tww omegle master. I am now your groupie.

7/1/2009 11:00:55 PM

Quote :

"Stranger: How are you doing tonight? You: i was doing alrightr You: till I joined this chat You: now im looking for the razor blades Stranger: Ooh, an hero. Stranger: Go for it. You: because I think slitting my wrist would be more fun than this Stranger: Yeah, definitely. You: and no across the road shit either, down the highway for sure this time You: gonna cut that vein length wise, bleed out real quick You: and have more fun doing it than this shit hole of a convo Stranger: Yeah, total shithole of a convo. Stranger: I mean, Jesus."

7/1/2009 11:01:17 PM

^^Oh, you will love this one sweetheart

Quote :

"Stranger: ys You: there is an "e" in yes Stranger: u like sex You: hell yes Stranger: u did befor You: once Stranger: i want to do with u Stranger: u want You: how big are you? Stranger: the gd size You: in CM Stranger: what cm You: what cm is your penis? Stranger: 10 Stranger: or 15 You: that is small Stranger: wiz u in bed will be 1 meter You: yeah right Stranger: u want to sleeep wiz me You: Have you ever seen the American show Dateline? Stranger: sme timess You: Well I'm Chris Hansen. Why don't you have a seat over there? Stranger: i want u in bed You: So let me ask you.....Why did you continue to have a conversation with a girl that you believed to be 16 years old? Stranger: bec i under stand any girl and any man any thing You: well right here it says that you described your penis length to her in great detail. you said that it was, and I quote, "10 or 15 cms long" To which she responded that it was small. How do you feel about that? Stranger: that i want to sleep wiz u Stranger: to see to u You: are you familiar with the term douchebag? Stranger: what You: douchebag!!!!! DO YOU SPEAK IT? Stranger: no You: you have a small cockpiece, you know that don't you? Stranger: if u come i will see You: just say yes Stranger: u* You: asphinctersays what Stranger: kos omek You: what the fuck is your terrorist ass talking about? Your conversational partner has disconnected."

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 11:01 PM. Reason : a]

7/1/2009 11:01:28 PM

agagahadahahhahhhahah omg. you were prepared with the whole thing....hahahhawhhahah

7/1/2009 11:04:29 PM

i don't get it

7/1/2009 11:05:27 PM

PWNED

7/1/2009 11:05:50 PM

bye lurker.

Nice talking to you as well.

I will check this thread awaiting your reply.

7/1/2009 11:06:01 PM

Quote :

"You: what the fuck is your terrorist ass talking about?"

hahahaha

7/1/2009 11:07:04 PM

this is my favorite:

Quote :

"Stranger: that i want to sleep wiz u"

7/1/2009 11:09:50 PM

random chats are fucking stupid

7/1/2009 11:11:24 PM

the homosexual is right, we need to stop this.

7/1/2009 11:12:48 PM

Quote :

"Stranger: go for it why dont you start by taking your pants off You: my pants have been off, im just sitting here in my breifs...its fucking hot in S. Carolina tonight You: ive been kinda skimpin on the AC, trying to save some money Stranger: well them i'll take my top off, im a 34 d. You: 34 d eh? You: is that big? Stranger: oh now im gonna take my bra off Stranger: Its perfect they are so soft, but big and firm Stranger: im rubbing my nipples You: you gotta myspace so I can see what Im workin with here? Stranger: I want you to rub the head of your penis with your thumb Stranger: haha sorry, just trust mem i have done modeling if thaats enough info You: look, ain't no 19 f model with 34 ds havin to resort to talkin to strangers on omegle Stranger: IM A DUDE LOL Your conversational partner has disconnected. "

7/1/2009 11:12:49 PM

I think I am going to say wiz instead of with from now on. Do they not have the 'th' sound? How do they spell 'thought' or 'they'. From now on I will replace all th's with w's.

7/1/2009 11:13:19 PM

Quote :

"random chats are fucking stupid"

really?

I mean REALLY

I am over you, like the majority of TWW. It took a little longer for me because I wanted to give you a chance for your entertainment value

but yeah, now I am over you. so you are officially played out.

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 11:17 PM. Reason : added the quote for context bitches]

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 11:17 PM. Reason : c]

7/1/2009 11:14:10 PM

Quote :

"Stranger: hi You: sup playa Stranger: asl You: 11,m,new york Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/1/2009 11:14:26 PM

who's over what? RD?

7/1/2009 11:15:00 PM

Quote :

"Stranger: hi, girl? with msn or aim? You: yeh You: male with a big one? You: a/s/l? Stranger: 18 m swe Stranger: u Stranger: yes..do u have cam? You: yes You: 16/f/cali Stranger: lovely Stranger: whats your msn? You: Chris Hanson Your conversational partner has disconnected."

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 11:20 PM. Reason : .]

7/1/2009 11:20:12 PM

Quote :

"so you are officially played out."

Someone repeatedly posting Chris Hansen shit is talking about something being played out?

7/1/2009 11:21:46 PM

^^niiiiiiice

lolllers

^no. every new convo presents a new loller

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 11:23 PM. Reason : ]

7/1/2009 11:22:10 PM

Quote :

"Someone repeatedly posting Chris Hansen shit is talking about something being played out?"

repeatedly? please illustrate

7/1/2009 11:26:51 PM

Quote :

"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl plz You: 16/f/cali You: u Stranger: 19 m jp You: i love asain guys Stranger: where is cal?? You: california Stranger: i see Stranger: so You: u gotz a webcam? Stranger: actually, Stranger: nope You: Well that's ok, cause I'm actually Chris Hanson, from NBC's "To Catch a Predator" Stranger: well, Stranger: would u explain it again?? Stranger: i just cant understand"

7/1/2009 11:29:48 PM

I'm not really a RD hater, but to me at least, this omegle thread is infinitely more funny than any EUPHALO thread... just saying.

7/1/2009 11:31:38 PM

Quote :

"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: lezz? You: ys Stranger: sammee!<3 You: scissor me timbers! Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/1/2009 11:35:26 PM

I never once clicked on that EUPHALO thread....wtf was that?


I mean:

I never once clicked on zat EUPHALO zread....wtf was zat?

7/1/2009 11:38:20 PM

Quote :

"Stranger: Gay? You: ewww gross Your conversational partner has disconnected."

[no offense]

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 11:39 PM. Reason : l]

7/1/2009 11:39:11 PM

hahahahhaha, i got a live one....

Quote :

"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: im looking for a girl thts willing to send me naked pics or videos You: im a girl You: i have lots of pics Stranger: ok send them You: well i need to know you a little first. asl? Stranger: 18 m usa You: i'm 14 f usa too!!! Stranger: send pic You: I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline. Why don't you have a seat over there? Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/1/2009 11:44:32 PM

Quote :

"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: asl? You: 16/f/cali Stranger: cool You: u Stranger: 16/m/florida Stranger: is your name kristin? You: LYKE OMG!!! You: yeh Stranger: whatt Stranger: we were just talking right? You: yeh. You: i was gonna tell you about taking a 16" dildo and ramming it up your ass Stranger: fuck you You: no, that would be me fucking you Stranger: whats my name? You: my bitch Stranger: yeahh Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/1/2009 11:45:25 PM

i think I should start a website...... bestofomegle or something......

7/1/2009 11:46:41 PM

or bestomegle.com

7/1/2009 11:49:07 PM

Don't get me wrong, some of these "have a seat" ones are funny,

But this has been going on since march when Omegle was launched and the less creative ones "OMG UR 19 AND WANT SEX? I'M 14, HAVE A SEAT LOL" are more played out than RD and SaabTurbo and Rick Astley and *insert meme here* combined.



[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 11:52 PM. Reason : .]

7/1/2009 11:50:24 PM

Some of these are ok... TWW needs to up the ante though. If we contributed to them it would be so much better.

7/1/2009 11:51:52 PM

but clearly someone is getting scurrred with the chris hansen thing. I mean it's one thing when 'OMG UR 14 HAVE a seat LOL' and quite another when it's "I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline. Why don't you have a seat over there?" you know the person on the other end is a tad concerned.

So do i get a domain? yea nah? which one?

7/1/2009 11:53:34 PM

I mean if you actually wanna "scurr," then use an official sounding one regarding the FBI and recording IP addresses, lol. "Have a seat over there" would kind of eliminate any actual concern if that's what you're going for.

bestomegle

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 11:56 PM. Reason : .]

7/1/2009 11:56:30 PM

Quote :

"Stranger: olympic??? Stranger: um Stranger: sorry Stranger: I can't speak English very well.. You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seoul_Olympics You: It's ok. I can't speak Korean. Stranger: realy? Stranger: ?????????? You: ?? ??? ?? ?? ???? ?? ? ???. Stranger: ???? Stranger: haha Stranger: ???????????? Stranger: ???? ???????? Stranger: ??????????????"

Wait...There was a bunch of shit in korean that I translated from Babelfish, but I guess TWW can't handle it.

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 11:58 PM. Reason : l]

7/1/2009 11:56:35 PM

^lol

7/1/2009 11:57:17 PM

well i dunno.... i can just see me getting in trouble for impersonating a federal agent....

7/1/2009 11:57:54 PM

Quote :

"Stranger: hi You: yo You: asl Stranger: 17 f NY Stranger: you/ You: 16/f/asia You: you a lezbo? Stranger: nope You: why not Stranger: because i like boys You: you dont like tittayballs? Your conversational partner has disconnected."

what twwer was this?

Quote :

"Stranger: Smoke weed everyday! You: hi You: FU You: weed is bad 4 u You: jesus is good Stranger: hahaha Stranger: cute Your conversational partner has disconnected."

[Edited on July 2, 2009 at 12:03 AM. Reason : lol]

7/2/2009 12:01:04 AM

Quote :

"Stranger: heyy You: what up, b? Stranger: nmu You: just trying to keep it jungle Stranger: oh You: what you doin? Stranger: nothing pro gona go to sleep soon u You: chillin. was watchin the colber report, but it was too much. he needs to chill for a minute so I put him on pause Stranger: oh Stranger: never heard of tht You: he's pretty ill Stranger: ohh Stranger: are you white You: part You: and by part You: I mean 99.999% + .001% son You: That's full blooded son Stranger: then why the fuck are you trying to be gheto You: i'm not tryin to be ghetto. ghetto's tryin to be me Stranger: no stop i hopeu get shot because if u are lik that in public it will happen You: nah, not around here. I run this shit Stranger: ok im sure in your little whitevill suburban town You: nah son, I'm in the dirty south. ENC. Eastern North Carolina. Where everybody knows everybody and they test you constantly to see if you are who you claim to be."

7/2/2009 12:05:35 AM

You will find more success if you are a female or pretend to be female.

7/2/2009 12:06:14 AM

Quote :

"You: hi Stranger: hey You: sup You: dawg Stranger: not much Stranger: homiee You: wanna freestyle??? Stranger: sure You: i put on my robe and wizard hat Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/2/2009 12:06:17 AM

Quote :

"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: stfu You: kkthx You: you're from 4chan aren't you? Stranger: yes You: that's weaksauce son. i bet you can't triangle Stranger: rofl Stranger: im jesus You: ugh. I feel like I'm on Prodigy again. Any other attempts at shock value or should I just click the disconnect button Stranger: nooo Stranger: pliz no Stranger: u r my son You: that's more like it You: wanna fuck shit up on Wikipedia? Stranger: lol Stranger: disconnect pliz Stranger: QQ"

7/2/2009 12:15:54 AM