^2 I had to euthanize kittens and puppies

7/1/2009 9:06:18 PM

Quote :

"Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: vegan? You: http://digg.com/d1uZXN Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/1/2009 9:08:14 PM

lol

Quote :

"Stranger: please help Stranger: helllllllp You: what can i help you with this evening? Stranger: please make michael jackson come back to life Stranger: pleeeaseeee You: I'm Michael Jackson You: heee heeee Stranger: wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Stranger: that's nice You: we have internet in hell Stranger: nice You: it's fast internet too, way better than DSL Stranger: i was going to ask how it was You: you would be amazed at how many young boys are down here Stranger: so you're vvery happy You: I am, I should have offed myself years ago Stranger: so now you can sit in devils dick Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/1/2009 9:08:17 PM

dmnit.....it's such crap I can't believe I lolled.....but I did

7/1/2009 9:09:33 PM

Quote :

"Stranger: I WANT U IN MY VAGINA You: I WANT YOU IN MY VAGINA You: now what? Stranger: copy cat"

7/1/2009 9:10:53 PM

jesus christ......that's now the 2nd actual lol on page 2. I'm hearting dje right now

7/1/2009 9:11:49 PM

LOLZ ITT

7/1/2009 9:12:31 PM

Quote :

"You: tww? Stranger: egg right? You: egg left? Stranger: egg up? You: egg down? Stranger: egg IN YOUR ASS"

7/1/2009 9:13:51 PM

Quote :

"Stranger: hello there sir or madam You: good evening Stranger: how's your penis? You: it just puked"

7/1/2009 9:14:17 PM

Quote :

"Stranger: hi You: hey stranger Stranger: m/f You: f Stranger: m Stranger: loaction? Stranger: poland You: usa You: age? Stranger: 20 You: 46 Your conversational partner has disconnected."

They always leave when I say 46 -- I guess people just aren't feelin the cougars tonight

7/1/2009 9:15:10 PM

dammit, I thought I had a TWWer on the line.

Quote :

"You: want to play a game or what? Stranger: nah Stranger: im fine You: if I can guess your age within 2 years then you will kill yourself You: deal? Stranger: are u a redneck? You: do you know djeternal? Stranger: no Stranger: dats u You: then you are lame You: bye You have disconnected."

7/1/2009 9:16:51 PM

Quote :

"Stranger: A s l You: 92/TV/USA You: YOU WANNA PLAY WITH IT? You: YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT Stranger: Sure You: creepo"

7/1/2009 9:17:47 PM

why are you people asking if the strangers are TWW.

do you realize how few TWWers are doing this.

maybe asking '4chan?' would be reasonable.

but not TWW.

7/1/2009 9:20:47 PM

i love this site. I have a good one on the line right now. will report back soon

7/1/2009 9:21:09 PM

Quote :

" Stranger: RAPE ME PLEASE You: SARAH PALIN 2012!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/1/2009 9:21:44 PM

Stranger: a
You: b
Stranger: m or f
You: f
Stranger: do u have shame?
You: sometimes,not often
Stranger: would u do camsex?
You: no i would not
Stranger: y
You: that shit doesnt do anything for me
Stranger: dont u like seeing dicks?
You: its not at the top of my list
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

7/1/2009 9:22:30 PM

^^ that one made me seriously lol

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 9:23 PM. Reason : a]

7/1/2009 9:22:48 PM

Quote :

"You: tww Stranger: hi You: hi You: how u? Stranger: U? Stranger: from?f/m? You: USA 16/f Stranger: nice You: u? Stranger: i am m, 21 finland Stranger: pic? You: what do you want to see? Stranger: what you show?(: You: depends on what you will show Stranger: u? messenger? You: i bet you have a nasty uncircumsized dick, huh? Stranger: wait please!? You: wait for what? i bet you don't speak very good english. probably plugging this shit into some online translator. well plug this shit into your translator: "YOU ARE A CREEPY FUCKING PEDOFILE! I TOLD YOU I AM 16!" Stranger: haha fucgink hor Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/1/2009 9:23:49 PM

7/1/2009 9:26:06 PM

hahaha lol

some good ones there dj

i just got done talking to a very interesting person in turkey. had a few lols filtering through hormonal teenagers though

7/1/2009 9:26:48 PM

I have a 43 year old who thinks I am a 16/f. this should get good

7/1/2009 9:27:20 PM

AHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This one is great!

Quote :

"Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: You have been reported to the FBI If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/1/2009 9:29:39 PM

Quote :

"Stranger: hey You: Hey stranger You: If we were 2 squirrels would you let me bust a nut in your hole? Stranger: no You: ... sad face Stranger: cuz im not gay lol You: it's ok.. I won't tell anyone 0: )"

7/1/2009 9:34:31 PM

should've broke out the "hi, this is chris hansen from dateline nbc. please have a seat."

7/1/2009 9:35:20 PM

^ I did on one guy who was 58 when I said I was a 14 year old girl.. He changed it to 17 m hahaha

7/1/2009 9:36:21 PM

meh.....wanted to bust out the chris hansen line but the guy was 15/ireland. I asked him if he knew bono.

7/1/2009 9:40:58 PM

my last one... what a fucking idiot

Quote :

"Stranger: every animal displays it's emotions through body language Stranger: *its You: not every animal Stranger: name one You: termites You: jellyfish Stranger: insects You: insects are animals, genius Stranger: ugh Stranger: semantics, really? Stranger: is your life so sad? You: yes really You: because they're in the fucking ANIMAL KINGDOM. You: if you wanted me to name a MAMMAL, that would be different. Stranger: i said nothing about the animal kingdom darwin Stranger: settle down You: you said "every animal" Stranger: did i say "everything in the animal kingdom? Stranger: no You: you said every animal You: which would include everything in the animal kingdom Stranger: because i assumed you weren't a prick like that You: well I am"

7/1/2009 9:45:37 PM

hahaha

7/1/2009 9:51:14 PM

hey you...when are we gonna practice making babies?

7/1/2009 9:54:23 PM

I am talking to a TWW lurker right now

lol

Hi TWW lurker

buy a username

7/1/2009 9:55:09 PM

what is 4chan?

7/1/2009 9:58:40 PM

it's like tww but a billion times more retarded

7/1/2009 9:59:14 PM

Quote :

"Stranger: i'm horny. i'm john, m,19,usa You: I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline. Why don't you have a seat over there? Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/1/2009 9:59:56 PM

^^Pretty much.

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 10:00 PM. Reason : .]

7/1/2009 10:00:08 PM

we can get started just as soon as i peel myself off this seat and away from this website. er, these websites

7/1/2009 10:00:29 PM

I think I found my new angle

Quote :

"Stranger: Hiiiii You: what the hell is up? long time no chat You: how's the family? Stranger: fine You: mom doing good? Stranger: and your? Stranger: yeah You: mom is great. she and I were just talking about you You: I told her you got that job Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/1/2009 10:00:54 PM

god...i've been turned down for tww before...

this blows

7/1/2009 10:01:49 PM

Quote :

"You: OMG THE INTERNETS! Stranger: Hi guy or girl You: girl Stranger: Guy. Age You: 14 You: u? Stranger: 24. From You: ariznoa You: arizona Stranger: Australia You: wow, down under guyz are hot Stranger: Have you ever had a sexy chat befor You: all the time. =) Stranger: You wanna You: I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline. Why don't you have a seat over there? Your conversational partner has disconnected."

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 10:03 PM. Reason : ]

7/1/2009 10:03:08 PM

^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

AWESOME!

7/1/2009 10:05:29 PM

^^ 10/10

7/1/2009 10:10:43 PM

haha i wouldn't sweat it... currently i'm turning down my hobbies, and even driving home from work lol

7/1/2009 10:12:47 PM

oh ok...

i'm going to sleep then

7/1/2009 10:16:44 PM

lurkers are people too i guess

7/1/2009 10:18:47 PM

nice chat going with a pot head from sweden

7/1/2009 10:19:06 PM

ok the chris hansen thing has me rolling

7/1/2009 10:29:39 PM

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: SON, I AM DISAPPOINT
You: tww?
Stranger: yarly
You: haha
Stranger: I know we've barely met
Stranger: but will you marry me?
Stranger: I promise I'll be faithfull
You: asl?
Stranger: 20 m Texas
You: 14/mf/or
Stranger: :O
Stranger: underageb&
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

7/1/2009 10:30:26 PM

fuck

[Edited on July 1, 2009 at 10:32 PM. Reason : fuck]

7/1/2009 10:31:00 PM

wow, the exact same conversation twice, what are the odds

7/1/2009 10:32:12 PM

I've got the Chris Hansen thing saved to my clipboard and ready to unleash. I will update shortly

7/1/2009 10:33:34 PM

Quote :

"Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: did you see man? michael is dead! You: oh hell no You: that mother fucker You: i will kick his ass You: i got tickets to his show Stranger: hahahah you don't like him? You: that bitch ass cracker You: betta gimme my money"

7/1/2009 10:35:21 PM