I think I found me a hook-up if I ever go to Brazil

7/2/2009 9:16:36 PM

quotes or it didnt happen

7/2/2009 9:21:09 PM

Quote :

" You: i bend over You: our cocks touch briefly... You: Oh shit...i'm the female....i forgot Stranger: this is hot stuff"

[Edited on July 2, 2009 at 9:25 PM. Reason : ..]

7/2/2009 9:24:23 PM

oops!!!

[Edited on July 2, 2009 at 9:26 PM. Reason : lol .... maaan ]

7/2/2009 9:24:23 PM

My Brazillian hottie turned out to be a Jesus freak. But it was actually a great conversation. She and her family are missionaries down there, and are originally from New York.

yeah, I am addicted to this shit now

7/2/2009 9:50:08 PM

Stranger: hey !
You: hi
Stranger: me france !
You: me america
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

7/2/2009 9:50:55 PM

I'm going to do one where all I do is ask questions. should be funny

7/2/2009 9:55:09 PM

stranger: N/W?
stranger: N/W??
you: ??
stranger: FUCK YOU!!
stranger: NIGGA OR WHITE?
you: haha casper
stranger: HO

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

7/2/2009 10:10:42 PM

one of you fuckers just sent a bunch of korean or chinese or something and logged off, i know it was YOU PEOPLE

7/2/2009 10:14:55 PM

Stranger: Hi welcome to KFC how may I take your order?
You: a number 3 with dr pepper
Stranger: That will be $9.87
Will that be cash or credit?
You: FUCK YOU! WHEN DID YOU RAISE YOUR PRICES!!!
You have disconnected.

7/2/2009 10:15:58 PM

Quote :

"Stranger: Welcome to KFC, how may I help you today? You: LET ME GET THAT CHICKEN LEG AND 2 WATERMELONS You: AND SOME HI-C Stranger: what size hi-c sir You: EXTRA FUCKING LARGE You: AND A SIDE OF CRACK COCAINE Stranger: and im sorry we ran out of watermelons after the last 2 niggers thatwere in here You: WHAT?!?!?! You: I'M GONNA GAT THEM NIGGAS Stranger: that will be over 9000 dollars sir You: FUCK YOU TRYING TO GET ONE OVER ON THE BLACK MAN You: WELFARE DONT PAY FOR THAT Stranger: well good because i smoked your cracked and jizzed on your chicken Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/2/2009 10:19:02 PM

Quote :

"Stranger: REPENT You: probably not Stranger: REPENT OR THOU SHALL BURN You: probably Stranger: FOR ALL ETERNITY You: for sure Stranger: IN THE RIVER OF FIRE You: i prefer a lake Stranger: who gives a fuck dude Stranger: just go with it Stranger: now Stranger: REPENT You: doubtful"

7/2/2009 10:34:33 PM

question....1) since I don't go to 4chan and don't want to, what's with the 'egg' thing? I assume it's an inside joke of sorts? just curious....

2) before I nix the idea....anyone wanna weigh in on me getting that domain?

7/2/2009 11:05:14 PM

I asked and someone said it was random enough. I dont get 4chan sometimes

7/2/2009 11:06:04 PM

Stranger: first suck on my dick
You: can i bite it?
Stranger: softly
You: CHOMP
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


[Edited on July 2, 2009 at 11:21 PM. Reason : k]

7/2/2009 11:21:15 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl?
Stranger: 222m
You: I ain't trying to talk to no dudes
You: So go on and hit that disconnect button
Stranger: oh sir
You: DO IT
Stranger: i am
You: HIT THE BUTTON FAGGOT
Stranger: whats up doooood
You: cut?
Stranger: dude
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

7/2/2009 11:42:04 PM

Quote :

"You: our cocks touch briefly... You: Oh shit...i'm the female....i forgot"

hahahahahahahahaha @ bulldoza

Quote :

"Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi~ You: hey Stranger: asl? You: you first You: then i can adjust accordingly Stranger: 15/f/ny You: hmm You: i'll go with You: 16/f/az Stranger: az? You: arizona You: learn the states Your conversational partner has disconnected."

[Edited on July 3, 2009 at 10:44 AM. Reason : .]

7/3/2009 10:17:22 AM

Quote :

" Stranger: haiia Stranger: you okay? You: hi Stranger: (: You: huh You: is that a smile Stranger: yes? XDD You: you're a girl Stranger: oh really? You: yes Stranger: nope Stranger: You: i dont believe you You: prove it You: who won the nba championship Stranger: the whaa? Stranger: XD You: you're a girl You: hah Stranger: no, im just not from USA Stranger: You: oh You: where from? Stranger: south UK Stranger: You: you speak english in ukrain You: just kdding Stranger: united kingdom ¬___¬ Stranger: You: ok so you're a boy Stranger: yup You: who won teh uefa championship Stranger: god knows Stranger: im not a footballer Stranger: lol You: do you watch sports Stranger: not much You: ok what are your hobbies Stranger: going out and geting drunk Stranger: smoking weed Stranger: drawing You: haha Stranger: guitar Stranger: singing You: cool Stranger: im a guitarrist and a vocalist Stranger: lol You: nice Stranger: =P You: do you make money on it You: or do you have to work Stranger: not yet Stranger: im 15 XD...don't d/c You: ahhah You: and you get drunk You: ? Stranger: yup Stranger: i drink straight vodka Stranger: by the bottle You: wow i like the UK Stranger: lol You: you get drunk in public, at a pub? Stranger: wherever Stranger: lol You: dont they check for identification? Stranger: sometimes Stranger: but i look older than i am Stranger: and other people can buy me things Stranger: or.. i could get a fake id Stranger: You: cool Stranger: i knowww ;D Stranger: :p You: are you a troublemaker You: or a goodie two shoes Stranger: troublemaker Stranger: lol"

7/3/2009 1:38:07 PM

Quote :

"Stranger: hey You: hello You: stranger Stranger: hm .. You: momma said dont talk to strangers Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/3/2009 1:39:15 PM

Quote :

"You: hi friend You: i love you Stranger: i love me too You: yeah You: lets make sweet love Stranger: asl You: i think we're both ready for that Stranger: well Stranger: m or f? You: you first Stranger: m Stranger: straight You: dont be afraid, i will make love to you either way You: wtf You: no, man You: get away from me Stranger: |_______|_____________\__________|______| |_______`._____________|_________|_______: .\________|____________|_________\|_______| _\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______: __\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____| ___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____| ____\______\_________.----------.________\|___| ______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___| _______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/ _______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/ ______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\ _____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\ _____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______| ____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________| ____|__\______________\_______/__________/_| ____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________| ____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_ ___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________| ___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________| ___|__________/________|____|_______|_________| __|__________|_________|____|_______|_________| You: homo"

7/3/2009 1:42:55 PM

based on content probably a twwer

Quote :

"Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: merika Stranger: hi nigger You: hi jew Stranger: merika? Stranger: whats that? You: uh-merika Stranger: i am jewish Stranger: uh merica? You: i am a nigger You: what do you know Stranger: i dont get it Stranger: really? Stranger: your one of those negros? You: born and raised You: black as the letters as i type Stranger: im jk man Stranger: i luv blacks Stranger: i deo Stranger: really Stranger: nothing against you You: backpedal... You: its ok jew You: so whats the big idea? Stranger: no really Stranger: what big idea? You: you tell me.. or i can tell you mine Stranger: did you know that you guys have awesome genetics? You: did you just make that up? Stranger: its because your brothers during slavery You: i'm really not offended.. Stranger: they made you big and strong Stranger: you do have goood genetics Stranger: seriosuly You: you got a sister? Stranger: and its because of slavery Stranger: no Stranger: and dont rape her Stranger: i mean im not saying that becasue your black Stranger: its not most blacks rape but im jsut saying You: so how did slavery affect our genetics? Stranger: because..... Stranger: they had to work in the fields, pick cotton, carry heavy shit..... whcih made them strong, now you guys(negros) have good genetics to gain muscle Stranger: (no racist) You: no, working hard does not change your genes... You: you know, nature vs nurture Stranger: it does Stranger: its proven Stranger: every black person was huge back then Stranger: well the males You: EVERY one? You: thats ridiculous Stranger: those huge males reproduced Stranger: and now youir here You: haha You: so i must be a huge male too? You: by definition... You: you are some kind of retarded Stranger: no Stranger: you have genetics to get huge Stranger: do u get what im saying? You: my height will not change, and i'm not very stocky to begin with You: i have always been lanky You: 25 yrs old Your conversational partner has disconnected. "

7/3/2009 8:30:51 PM

Quote :

"Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi~ You: whats up Stranger: ? You: you want to play a game You: i ask a number, you tell me the color that matches it You: 4 Stranger: umm.. green? You: correct! You: 8 Stranger: pink? You: correct! you are on a roll You: now a harder one You: 2 Stranger: orange You: omg amazing You: alright this is tough: 9 Stranger: ^ ^ You: come on you can do it You: if you have to guess its ok Stranger: um.. Stranger: sorry. my English is not good.. I understand mistake that your said to me. You: what color matches with the number 9? You: think!! Stranger: oh Stranger: um.. brown? You: WRONG MOTHERFUCKER You: |_______|_____________\__________|______| |_______`._____________|_________|_______: .\________|____________|_________\|_______| _\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______: __\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____| ___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____| ____\______\_________.----------.________\|___| ______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___| _______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/ _______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/ ______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\ _____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\ _____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______| ____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________| ____|__\______________\_______/__________/_| ____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________| ____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_ ___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________| ___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________| ___|__________/________|____|_______|_________| __|__________|_________|____|_______|_________| Stranger: fuck Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/3/2009 8:58:00 PM

slightly funny part of a mostly serious conversation

Quote :

"You: So what do you do for fun? Stranger: i love going out Stranger: being at the beach Stranger: shopping Stranger: doing crazy stuff You: Sounds cool You: except the shopping part, not really a big fan of that Stranger: you don't sound like a girl to me You: yeah I'm not Stranger: ohh Stranger: haha You: lol You: was it the fact that I didn't immediately say a/s/l that threw you off?"

[Edited on July 3, 2009 at 9:45 PM. Reason : not that funny though]

7/3/2009 9:44:01 PM

Quote :

"Stranger: go fuck yourself Stranger: imma fap now Stranger: cause i cant get a real girl You: that's harsh"

7/3/2009 10:02:20 PM

Quote :

"Stranger: will u eat me out?? You: hells yea Stranger: WAIT......... Stranger: WAIT.... Stranger: a/s You: whats with the formalities babe,thought you wanted to get eatin out Stranger: cmon herry up!!!! You: are you going to hold on to my ears or what Stranger: not by a 50 yr old...................PERV!!!"

i love how I am the perv

7/3/2009 10:05:02 PM

Quote :

"Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hey Stranger: asl You: 14 f usa Stranger: do you play WOW? You: no Stranger: why ? you know it? You: i dont want to Stranger: you have BF? You: not since yesterday You: asl Stranger: 19 m germany You: o wow Stranger: you said you got a BF yesterday? You: we broke up yesterday Stranger: oh~~ You: i kno Stranger: i'm sorry to hear that You: he was an ass Stranger: why ? Stranger: he lost you? You: ya.. he always wanted to pound me in the ass.. plus my stepdad hated him lol Stranger: hello? You: hey Stranger: oh... ur stepdad hate him? You: ya and he always wanted to pound me in the ass Stranger: he want what? Stranger: he want make love with you ? Stranger: you know i'm not good at english You: he always fucked me in the asshole Stranger: so... You: lets see.. let me rephrase You: he liked to forcefully ravage my asshole with his cock/dick/penis Stranger: OH i know You: right? Stranger: you say he is very Uncouthly? You: lol You: yeah"

7/4/2009 4:26:49 PM

Quote :

"Stranger: hi my name is jason kotz, and i am a serial rapist from chicago IL"

7/4/2009 9:02:46 PM

not the most exciting...but dang this guy was DUMB:

Quote :

"Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: asl? You: what does that mean? Stranger: age sex location You: wow...okay You: that's random Stranger: introduction on omegle You: is it required? You: i'm not used to this Stranger: no You: oh...okay Stranger: yea You: I wonder what the relevance is to this discussion You: or whatever you call it Stranger: idk You: pardon my ignorance....but I don't know what idk means You: oh wait You: niiiice Stranger: you see what it means You: think i answered my own question up there You: i see what i did Stranger: whats it mean? You: what does what mean? Stranger: idk You: how can I answer that without you thinking that I don't know You: if I say "i don't know," will you think oh...they don't know what idk means.... Stranger: haha well you just did. your rite You: or will you think....they know...that idk = i don't know You: you see? You: somewhat of a paradox Stranger: u could just say it means i dont know...paradox solved You: so asl is a query asking me for my biographical, gender, and geospatial information? Stranger: yup You: rgr You: i am disinclined to acquiesce to your request for that information Stranger: why? You: i feel it is irrelevant to our conversation You: wouldn't it be funny if we were neighbors You: ? Stranger: is anything relevent on omegle? You: idk You: see how I did that? Stranger: haha yeah. but that just shows that you accepting my request for asl wouldnt matter because nothing else does You: does offering asl offer any substance to a conversation, or is it used to establish a frame of reference for the conversation? Stranger: frame of reference mostly You: I can live with that. Stranger: or the person is just curious You: 30/M/HI You: rgr You: that is a sufficient answer Stranger: HI? You: I thought we already did that You: in the beginning...."Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!" Stranger: no what is the abbreviation HI Stranger: sorry for the confusion You: my location You: no confusion here Stranger: i know. what locaation is that. im not too familiar with the whole world You: oh...okay...what about the U.S? Stranger: ok. what state is that? You: are you in the US? Stranger: haha yes You: okay...maybe you should offer your asl to give ME a frame of reference before I answer that question Stranger: ohhh...hawaii? right Stranger: 18 m usa Stranger: CA to be exact You: okay...yes, hawaii You: you really didn't know that at first? You: are you "hi" ? Stranger: haha sorry i shouldve known that im just tired and out of it You: dude...you should probably go to bed then You: i'm 3 hours behind you and it just hit midnight You: no longer the 4th of july You: see some good fireworks? Stranger: yeah i did You: sweet Stranger: illegal ones are the best You: you just graduate? You: lol...yeah You: get them from Mexico? You: or out of state? Stranger: idk. friend got em You: well....I guess Mex is out of state You: cool Stranger: well, im off to bed stranger. nice conversation. have a good life You: do the same You: learn your states Stranger: i wil Stranger: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/5/2009 6:06:59 AM

Quote :

"Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: dang...slow You: hi Stranger: what's up You: not much Stranger: http://ragetiem.com/fffuuuu.php?nom=fffuuuu-1243835417.jpg You: yeah...definitely NOT clicking on that one Stranger: http://ragetiem.com/fffuuuu.php?nom=fffuuuu-1243835417.jpg Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/5/2009 6:16:03 AM

someone needs to click on that link and report their findings

7/5/2009 6:30:43 AM

Quote :

"A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!"

lol

7/5/2009 10:00:32 PM

when tww fails to entertain.....

7/20/2009 4:10:32 AM

Quote :

"You: howdy! Stranger: ?? Stranger: ??????? You: mmmmmmmmk You: thats not going to work out so well Your conversational partner has disconnected."

7/20/2009 4:53:22 AM

I wonder how many times I've unknowingly talked to twwers

7/20/2009 5:17:56 AM

Quote :

"You: i bend over You: our cocks touch briefly... You: Oh shit...i'm the female....i forgot Stranger: this is hot stuff"

best one yet

7/20/2009 8:10:59 AM

Quote :

"Stranger: Im just trying to help out people on omegle with some of lifes challenges is all Stranger: Nothing i want to talk about really You: my only life challenge at the moment is finding the motivation to get out of bed and go to the library Stranger: Oh well it seems to me like you dont think school is that important do you? Stranger: Or study? Stranger: What you have to remember is everyone can learn anything if they try and just think if you dont do good in school Stranger: All your friends will have good high paying jobs and you probaly wont even have a job Stranger: Study is a vital compotnent of the learning experience You: i realize that studying is typically an important component of sucess in ones education You: frankly i have gas and its not very appropriate to bring ones flatulence to the library Stranger: This is a joke isint it"

8/2/2009 7:44:30 PM

Quote :

"I wonder how many times I've unknowingly talked to twwers"

I know, right?

8/2/2009 7:48:43 PM

some guy named ed is horny and ready for some msn chatting. anyone want to fuck with him? wellhellostranger@live.com.

8/2/2009 8:58:40 PM

My Conversation with a Horse Fucker

Quote :

"Stranger: heey You: hello Stranger: m f? You: m Stranger: from? You: Montreal Stranger: i'm from costa rica Stranger: age? You: Wow it must be warm down there huh You: 27 Stranger: i got only 18 You: Hey that's legal here Stranger: hehehe You: I like em' young, eh Stranger: i have a kind scare to tell you what i real like Stranger: :s You: it's okay, go ahead, I won't tell Stranger: no .. you will laugh .. You: it's okay, you won't hear me Stranger: animals Stranger: horse .. you know You: animals huh You: wow, that's pretty damn kinky :p Stranger: why? You: But hey, I've been told I'm hung like a horse Stranger: i got atraction for mans to Stranger: but i dont know You: I could certainly stomp around and whinny a bit Stranger: its a dirty secret you know You: of course Stranger: you laugh You: no no You: I'm deadly serious You: I don't mind a little role play You: sometimes it can be quite fun Stranger: hehehe Stranger: but did you met any girl who loves animals? Stranger: i mean some pansexual girl You: never in real life, but I gotta admit... it's kind of hot Stranger: do you get excited? You: nah, not really. Stranger: i need to be strong Stranger: horse got a big cock You: yeah couldn't that puncture something up in there? Stranger: sorry i didnt get You: couldn't it hurt you? Stranger: yeah You: or kill you? You: I mean, your vag must be enormous Stranger: pleasure kill Stranger: maybe You: no offense Stranger: i only made it once You: how was it Stranger: when i was 17 Stranger: in my farm Stranger: i'd sleeped with a boy yet Stranger: but i didnt feel anything Stranger: i guess its because its was so small you know You: yeah, like a hotdog down a hallway You: I wouldn't have that problem Stranger: why? Stranger: how many cm? You: I told you, I'm hung like a horse. In fact, I've been looking for someone like you. most women are either too scared to try or too small to enjoy You: 24 Stranger: an african cock Stranger: oh my god Stranger: if my first time was with you things probably be diferent Stranger: 24 .. wow You: Hey, are you trying to make assumptions on my race based on my cock? That's very stereotypical of you Stranger: because here in my country .. i know its a kind of prejudice ... but we got the image that asians got a small one, and the nigga got the biggiest Stranger: arriba !"

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 3:26 PM. Reason : title.]

8/14/2009 3:06:50 PM

the nigga got the biggiest

arriba

8/14/2009 3:30:45 PM

Quote :

"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: [Omegle.com is required by law to inform you that you are chatting with a registered sex offender] Stranger: hi You: hello Your conversational partner has disconnected."

saw it on reddit, but this is great for lolz

8/14/2009 3:40:41 PM

Quote :

"You: sorry to hear it. so where do you go as 15 yo's to find guys? Stranger: anywhere hahah Stranger: we have fake ids Stranger: but You: drinking age 18? Stranger: we've never gone to the clubs or anything Stranger: 19 Stranger: in onario Stranger: *ontario You: fav drink? Stranger: vodka You: fav position? Stranger: hahah Stranger: we're both virgins Stranger: but Stranger: i guess Stranger: givin head Stranger: iif that counts You: hahaha. sure thats a good position"

8/14/2009 3:51:06 PM

Quote :

"Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hi Stranger: heya You: just talked to someone who wanted to know what i would do with a bloody knife Stranger: lol Stranger: what did you tell them? You: cook breakfast Stranger: haha nice You: so fav drink? Stranger: coffee, you? You: irish car bomb Stranger: what's that got in it? You: guinness, baileys, and jamison Stranger: ooh... Stranger: my master wont let me drink You: hahahhahah You: you a puppy dog? Stranger: im his bitch lol Stranger: he's asleep You: well thats good. you should escape while you can Stranger: why? You: unless you like being submissive Stranger: i do You: point taken Stranger: hehe You: what does your master do when he/she is not sleeping Stranger: takes me out, we go shopping & just relax You: so how did you get into this master/slave relationship? craigslist? Stranger: i told him i liked to be dominated & it just went from there Stranger: what's craigslist? You: so are you a she or he? Stranger: he why? You: craigslist is a place where you can put local personal ads You: a lot of crazy shit on there Stranger: ooh Stranger: haha no You: so you are a guy who likes to be dominated by guys? Stranger: i wouldnt do that unless i properly trust them Stranger: yea Stranger: or girls im not fussy You: what would happen if your master woke up and you were on the computer? Stranger: i'd imagine he'd be mad at me You: you would like that wouldnt you Stranger: a little hehe You: would there be physical repercussions? You: sp? Stranger: depends what my punishment is Stranger: most likely Stranger: sp? You: so it is your master's computer? Stranger: his laptop yes You: just saying i dont know if that is the correct spelling of repercussions Stranger: ooh me either You: so how long has your master been tossing you around? Stranger: he doesnt throw me You: beating? Stranger: he doesnt hurt me, much You: whipping? what are you into? Stranger: just being dominated, being told what to do You: so just verbal lashin You: g Stranger: yea Stranger: he is quite strong though You: whats the worst thing he has ever made you do? Stranger: 1 sec i think he's waking up You: so what you said you would like that Stranger: back, he's still asleep Stranger: he still yells at me, that's not pleasent You: thats what you like isnt it? You: im so confused Stranger: no i like being good, just ordered arround Stranger: like a.. pet You: when was the first time you realized you liked being bossed around? You: as a child when mom would make you do chores? Stranger: i dunno it was a while back Stranger: i suppose my first gf was a little forceful at times & i liked that You: does your master double as a bf? Stranger: yes You: is this a sexual relationship? Stranger: he's good to me when im good You: or purely emotional Stranger: yes, is that a problem? You: no problem, just curious Stranger: ooh ok You: so how did you come to the realization you were bi Stranger: i just never found one sex more alluring than the other Stranger: & to answer your previos question You: what is your preference if you had to choose Stranger: the worst was probably when he dragged me bacwards on the floor by my collar Stranger: i'd say i lean slightly towards guys You: you misunderstood. tell me what is the worst thing he has ever made you do You: not what he has done to you Stranger: ooh Stranger: well there was that time he pissed on me You: YOU MISUNDERSTOOD. TELL ME WHAT THE WORST THING HE HAS MADE YOU DO. NOT WHAT HE HAS DONE TO YOU Stranger: i dont know, he makes me walk arround naked on all fours a lot You: YOU MISUNDERSTOOD. TELL ME WHAT THE WORST THING HE HAS MADE YOU DO. NOT WHAT HE HAS DONE TO YOU You: what the fuck is wrong with you. read the question You: nm you answered it You: that isnt very bad though You: never made you choke him? Stranger: no You: that sucks You: what a boring master You: tell your master you need more daunting tasks Stranger: why? You: sounds more like a regular relationship to me You: if he doesnt make you do anything then he isnt a master You: and you just wish you were in a different kind of relationship Stranger: like what? You: like walk ten miles to get a pack of gum in nothing but your underwear You: or like eating his shit and telling him you like it You: not fucking walking on all fours You: thats pussy shit Stranger: so you'd do better then? You: if i was into that, yes i would do much better. i mean shit if you dont give someone shit they dont want to do then you arent really dominating them You: its more of a fucking give and take relationship where noone does anything they dont want to Stranger: calm down You: so if you truly are into being dominated then your master is not doing you justice and you need to get the fuck out and find someone who can put you in your place You: dont tell me to calm down. you love this shit You: right now i am telling you to leave your master because you can do much better. Stranger: but its hard You: there is someone better for you out there. its not hard. there are plenty of bitches male and female who like to boss people around. and given the opportunity some would really make you work for them You: instead of letting you fuck around on a computer where you are free to do whatever you want Stranger: wow Stranger: youve given me a lot to think about You: i bet if you found someone else your "master" wouldnt even care because he is just a normal dude taking a nap that doesnt give a shit if you are there or not You: a real master would take care of you and make sure your entire day was planned out and give you things to do besides chat with strangers"

this is really fun

8/14/2009 4:29:38 PM

Shit, some dude is trying to buy viagra from me.

8/14/2009 4:52:36 PM

Quote :

"Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: asl? You: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Your conversational partner has disconnected."

8/14/2009 5:06:58 PM

Quote :

" Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: ?? Stranger: ?? You: o Stranger: o You: 8==> Stranger: 8==> You: lé Stranger: le You: GOTCHA BITCH Your conversational partner has disconnected."

8/17/2009 2:56:53 AM

^haha

8/17/2009 2:57:38 AM

my first attempt

Quote :

"You: sup Stranger: 17 m canada,looking for GF,you? You: haha You: good luck with that"

8/17/2009 3:12:57 AM

ugh

[Edited on August 17, 2009 at 3:58 AM. Reason : .]

8/17/2009 3:56:07 AM

my conversational partner has disconnected on me every time except for once

8/17/2009 3:58:43 AM