Did we really need a movement for positive male body image?

I thought y'all all had tons of hormones that made you irrationally confident and stuff.

It's the only explanation for like thirty percent of the things you say and do. And it's awesome and hilarious.

5/4/2015 7:26:44 PM

Quote :

"I thought y'all all had tons of hormones that made you irrationally confident and stuff."

FTFY

5/4/2015 10:28:38 PM

http://www.nj.com/education/2015/05/rutgers_diversify_scarlet_knight_mascot.html

Quote :

"A bill passed by the the Rutgers University Student Assembly calls for more gender and ethnic diversity in the mascot costume, "What we were thinking — the way the bill's laid out — it's not defined that we need an Asian knight, a black knight, a Latino knight," Brennan told The Daily Targum. "That we would really leave it up to the different student organizations ... and basically the student body as a whole to determine how many knights they'd like and what these knights would represent.""

real life the onion dot com article

5/5/2015 7:52:29 AM

http://abc11.com/news/raleigh-police-officer-burned-by-coffee-takes-stand/698636/

Quote :

"The Raleigh police officer suing Starbucks after he spilled a free cup of coffee that burned him took the stand during the civil trial Tuesday at the Wake County Courthouse in Raleigh."

Free. Coffee.

[Edited on May 6, 2015 at 4:53 PM. Reason : d]

5/6/2015 4:52:07 PM

He used excessive force on the coffee cup because the coffee was black

5/6/2015 5:14:30 PM

http://www.wral.com/chapel-hill-parents-students-demand-action-over-controversial-instagram-photo/14626798/

Quote :

"posted a photo to social media of two Confederate flags with the caption “South will rise.” "

Quote :

"“Students were hurt, and even students I know have cried because of this incident and the remarks they are so disgusted by,” she said. "

5/6/2015 5:56:17 PM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/05/florida-sex-on-beach_n_7216136.html

15 years and sex offender registry for sex on the beach

5/7/2015 12:05:18 AM

wtf

5/7/2015 3:58:31 AM

http://abc11.com/news/starbucks-not-liable-for-raleigh-police-officers-burns/713613/

5/11/2015 4:13:06 PM

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/may/9/saida-grundy-boston-university-professor-white-mal/

Can't even call out whitey anymore

5/11/2015 4:39:54 PM

i like how you can be a racist college professor only if you are black. white person tweets that and they fired in 2 seconds

5/11/2015 5:38:26 PM

http://myfox8.com/2015/05/13/student-sues-university-after-twice-failing-to-pass-course/

5/13/2015 10:46:15 AM

http://abc7chicago.com/news/zombie-or-racism-man-painted-on-dartboard-draws-accusations/719759/

5/14/2015 1:02:36 PM

Looks like a Zombie Frankenstein/Hulk.

5/14/2015 1:08:45 PM

http://www.wbtv.com/story/29156278/dad-daughters-senior-prank-prompts-evacuation-at-south-iredell-hs?clienttype=generic&utm_content=buffer36044&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

5/26/2015 5:33:16 PM

^The father's candor is refreshing.

His kid's charged with a felony, and he's all, "LOL, yeah, she did it. We thought it would be funny. Didn't realize everybody's a bunch of pussies these days...whoops!"

I mean, the kid will never be prosecuted, but come on, dad...you don't gotta admit guilt in the paper.

Or maybe he can cause he's not a pussy.

5/26/2015 6:13:21 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/03/us/graduation-cheering-arrest-warrant/index.html

6/4/2015 11:00:04 AM

^ I don't see a thing wrong with that.

Maybe now they'll learn to follow instructions and be respectful of others.

6/4/2015 11:47:40 AM

no, that's fucking retarded to have the cops go after them for cheering.

6/5/2015 7:49:57 PM

sometimes you have to go a little overboard and make an example of someone in order to get your point across

6/5/2015 9:29:48 PM

Yep. And I bet once this dies down they'll drop the charges.

Dickish behavior in a stadium/auditorium full of people warrants this kind of reaction. If you went to a play and someone was warned against yelling out at the stage, but did it anyways causing everyone to miss a key line, I'm sure everyone would be applauding the officer that escorts them out.

6/5/2015 9:45:47 PM

every graduation i've been to (too many damn time to count) there are always the "please don't cheer until the end so all names can be heard" speeches and yet every time there are multiple outbursts for those kids who's parents didn't think they could graduate, etc. It's ignorant and disgraceful, but a crime? no... damn over-reaching government.

6/5/2015 10:49:06 PM

If everyone followed the rules we would be living in United states of England.

Bunch of no cheering mother fuckers in here.

6/6/2015 1:09:34 AM

Why do people think its the governments job to stop them from being inconvenienced in the least.

6/7/2015 12:07:33 AM

"You did it, baby!" = dickish behavior.

ok!

6/7/2015 12:33:03 AM

Also can we stop using the word "Ignorant". It makes you sound like a dope.

6/7/2015 9:24:58 AM

I thought the reason people used "ignorant" instead of "stupid" or "dumb" was because pussies got offended. Now you're offended by ignorant.

6/7/2015 9:33:44 AM

The people cheering were not ignorant of the rules.

Also are you calling people with actual disabilities stupid and dumb? Bc most people would be upset by that.

6/7/2015 9:48:06 AM

Who in this case has actual disabilities? Maybe I didn't read the article carefully.

6/7/2015 9:54:29 AM

Damn. We got a bunch of morons, imbeciles, and idiots up in here.

To be clear, this behavior is not ignorance. It's buffoonery, and it's awesome. Getting loud at a graduation is fun and hilarious.


And I do shy away from the term "ignorant." I'm not comfortable making judgments about another person's education or experience with the world. Plus, I've noticed the people who use "ignorant" the most are folks I privately regard as pretty ignorant.

6/7/2015 11:15:27 AM

^ this was what I attempted to get across but I guess I was being obtuse.

6/7/2015 12:22:02 PM

Yeah, I figured we were on the same page.

6/7/2015 12:28:33 PM

http://truthvoice.com/2015/06/police-seize-6-children-simply-because-family-was-camping/

6/14/2015 1:12:02 AM

displaying behavior against social customs might not be ignorance. excuse my liberal use of the word. (or it might be, depending on motivation)

6/14/2015 1:34:00 AM

^^ well that's ridiculous. Also Smath, I ain't mad at ya.

6/14/2015 8:09:29 AM

http://insider.foxnews.com/2015/06/14/florida-parents-charged-felony-neglect-after-11-year-old-son-plays-backyard-90-minutes

6/15/2015 10:37:31 AM

http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=645528

6/18/2015 4:02:37 AM

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/anesthesiologist-trashes-sedated-patient-jury-orders-her-to-pay-500000/2015/06/23/cae05c00-18f3-11e5-ab92-c75ae6ab94b5_story.html

smh

6/23/2015 9:54:01 PM

^reading the article, it looks like the doctors straight up falsified (or conspired to falsify) the patients chart/record... not quite sure why, but that is a huge issue.

but i'm sure the jury was persuaded to award a huge amount of money because this pansy got his feewings hurted.

6/24/2015 8:49:21 PM

Is it normal to not include the Drs in a suit like that? He just sued the practice itself. I thought they usually name any and everyone as a defendant.

And that tiny woman said she wanted to "man [him] up a little bit" LOL

[Edited on June 24, 2015 at 9:54 PM. Reason : ]

6/24/2015 9:53:40 PM

he was probably some annoying twerp

6/24/2015 9:55:46 PM

absolutely sounds like it.

6/24/2015 10:22:19 PM

Well now he has money.

6/24/2015 10:32:01 PM

Not America, but still applies

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2015/07/17/school-bans-doritos-roulette-after-spicy-chip-causes-student-to-stop-breathing/?intcmp=obmod_ffo&intcmp=obnetwork

7/17/2015 6:41:35 PM

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2015/07/17/navy-bans-fried-food-sailors/?intcmp=features&intcmp=latestnews

7/17/2015 9:28:24 PM

^^
classic, classic case of natural selection in action.

7/17/2015 9:30:13 PM

did that student die or otherwise lose the ability to procreate? if not, this in no way is a case of natural selection.

7/19/2015 12:29:16 AM

the principle behind natural selection (as I'm sure you know) is that shitty genes die out, while excellent genes are passed on

this girl almost died because she had a random gene that was remarkably shitty

if you want to be pedantic and claim that this girl's losing the ability to breathe after she ate some Doritos wasn't natural selection, fine. but I think you're missing the spirit of the principle in that case.

7/19/2015 12:43:45 AM

not at all. this is the exact opposite in fact. her genetics are currently preserved and have the full potential to be passed on.

7/19/2015 1:08:59 AM

http://jezebel.com/mom-charged-with-child-abandonment-was-interviewing-for-1718946538

7/20/2015 9:09:03 AM