Surely with sigma nu banned no innocent freshman daughters are going to get porked at any frat houses, athlete dorm, random super seniors keg party this fall

[Edited on August 25, 2015 at 9:57 PM. Reason : J]

8/25/2015 9:56:08 PM

"Daughter drop off" is only amusing thanks to "mom, too."


But, "Rowdy And Fun. Hope your baby girl is ready for a good time..."?!?!

That's not actually funny, and you don't talk to random people's fathers that way.


To be clear, if I had a wiener, I think I might use it for bad. I'd probably do it with some horrible person's wife at least once. And, if some rich dude stole my father's invention back in the day, and then we had to live in poverty, coping with a string of related tragedies...then, yes, it's my job to grow up, fuck that rich guy's daughters, and get them all pregnant. Wiener revenge is common sense.

But you don't ever make a sign: "Welcome, stranger! I'm gonna fuck your daughter, and I hope she's ready for it." I think most people won't even say that kind of thing in private. We use allusions for that concept.

8/25/2015 10:32:29 PM

so is English HUR's second language?

[Edited on August 26, 2015 at 12:11 AM. Reason : .]

8/26/2015 12:11:07 AM

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/08/26/mans-angry-ex-girlfriend-arrested-after-she-allegedly-keys-message-on-his-car-but-there-was-a-glaring-error/

Arrested and she did not even spell "whore" right.

8/27/2015 1:50:38 PM

Quote :

"so what would have happened if the frat boys made a sign with excerpts form the duke porn book?"

Someone would have probably then become offended by a sorority video that has nothing to do with it.

8/27/2015 5:48:52 PM

Quote :

"Auschwitz museum visitors claim cooling showers resemble those in Nazi concentration camp"

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-09-02/auschwitz-defends-installing-showers-for-visitors/6742352

Apparently the continued pussification of our country isn't just a USA thing. Apparently it occurs in Poland too!

Quote :

"Some visitors complained the sprinklers outside the building in Poland resembled showers. The Nazis murdered a million Jews at the Auschwitz-Birkenau concentration camp in gas chambers disguised as shower rooms. Photographs published in the media showed young people cooling off underneath the suspended hosepipe. The museum said it installed the sprinklers outside the entrance because of last month's heatwave in Poland. Temperatures exceeded 30 degrees Celsius, and some people fainted after queuing for tickets for long periods of time in the blazing sun."

Surely these misters resemble toxic gas dispensing showers of 1940's nazi germany and were meant to offend jewish folks .

People really need to thicken up their skin.

9/2/2015 1:40:34 PM

HUR doesn't even read thread titles...

9/2/2015 5:23:12 PM

I'm ok with Jews being sensitive about that.

9/2/2015 7:08:48 PM

It probably wasn't Jewish people though. Just silly people who are ignorant about gas chambers.

If anything's "pussy," it's the existence of mist showers in the first place.

9/2/2015 7:13:07 PM

[Edited on September 2, 2015 at 7:36 PM. Reason : wut lol]

9/2/2015 7:22:28 PM

^ I read that you psycho.

9/2/2015 8:14:45 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/05/travel/muslim-flight-attendant-feat/index.html

Quote :

"Muslim flight attendant says she was suspended for refusing to serve alcoho"

Omfg when is this shit going to end. Hopefully the liberal agenda can correlate this womans religious "objection" to that of the Christian KY woman not issuing marriage certificates.

If she has issues serving booze as an airline attendant then perhaps she needs a new job....

9/6/2015 4:28:05 AM

conservative Christians are creating an epic shit storm for themselves.

9/6/2015 2:00:14 PM

http://gawker.com/texas-high-school-has-muslim-teenager-arrested-for-buil-1731000257

Well this is stupid.

9/16/2015 10:13:15 AM

http://fortune.com/2015/09/21/one-million-moms-muppets/

9/22/2015 4:02:22 PM

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbeat/monkey-who-took-grinning-selfie-should-own-copyright-us-lawsuit/ar-AAeDuuo?ocid=ansmsnnews11

9/23/2015 11:28:52 AM

Quote :

"Syracuse University pulls 'kiss cam' after complaint about forced affection -------------------------- The university isn't the only venue rethinking its kiss cam. The New York Mets last week apologized and said they would stop showing two opposing players inside the heart as a joke after some fans complained it was offensive to gay people."

9/23/2015 1:21:14 PM

^ reading that makes me realize how completely out of touch i am with the yutes...

9/23/2015 1:37:01 PM

^^^ Thats been a really interesting case to follow up to this point.

I can't see how Peta will be able to argue that an animal can retain copyright.

And the real kicker is that regardless of what goes on, the photographer in the middle of this whole thing is getting screwed from every end. First his work was stolen with the justification that since a monkey was the one that hit the trigger he retained no legal copyright. It was used all over the internet without him getting a red cent for his work.

Now Peta is claiming that he owes the monkey money because of all the cash he raked in off the photo.

9/23/2015 2:19:27 PM

he should have claimed it was an "experiment" to leave the camera there and see if the monkey would use it. that way it was done accidentally on purpose and he could get the credit. still, if the monkey used his camera without his permission it shouldn't get jack shit. fuck PETA.

9/23/2015 6:13:16 PM

http://www.tmz.com/2015/09/25/rich-homie-quan-child-protective-services-weed-smoking-video-investigation/

9/25/2015 3:12:57 PM

^he should say he made the video in Colorado

9/25/2015 6:34:55 PM

In other news PC America is offended over another Halloween costume...

http://abc11.com/1000756/

9/26/2015 10:20:23 AM

I'll put this here. I can't believe this isn't an Onion article.

http://m.ctpost.com/news/article/8-year-old-boy-on-trial-for-exuberance-6566757.php

10/13/2015 11:06:19 PM

^That seems like part of an insurance scam somehow, not a genuine attempt to hold the boy accountable.

10/13/2015 11:50:53 PM

Quote :

"In court Friday, the boy, now 12 years old, appeared confused as he sat with his father,"

You and me both, kid.

10/14/2015 12:02:15 AM

I have absolutely no sympathy for that boy. I hope he loses the lawsuit and has to pay the entire amount, with interest. What a drain on society that little boy is.

10/14/2015 12:05:31 AM

http://www.cnn.com/2015/10/14/opinions/mcwhorter-pronouns-gender-neutral/index.html

Quote :

"Goodbye to 'he' and 'she' and hello to 'ze'"

Wow, are they really advocating the removal of he/she in everyday language for using. Thus not offending trans folks?

What are the trans advocate crowds going to do about french/spanish/etc that breaks nouns up into masculine and feminine forms?

10/14/2015 4:57:00 PM

I saw a friend of a friend on facebook get offended because somebody called him "sir". He claimed that it was extremely disrespectful to call someone "sir" or "ma'am" if they haven't told you what gender they identify with.

10/14/2015 5:02:49 PM

Could call them "it" in the interim.

10/14/2015 5:04:39 PM

Quote :

"That seems like part of an insurance scam somehow, not a genuine attempt to hold the boy accountable"

It's actually common legal practice when dealing with insurance. As the woman has said in interviews, there is no malice involved. They're just doing the standard thing to get the homeowners' insurance company to pay her claim. This is super common.

10/14/2015 5:13:17 PM

yep, not sure why it's news.

10/14/2015 8:33:14 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2015/10/15/us/los-angeles-teacher-class-action-lawsuit-rafe-esquith/index.html

Quote :

"another staffer overhead. She complained to the principal that Esquith was talking about nudity with fifth graders. He was summoned to the office, where the staffer was sitting, crying. "I don't want this to ruin our friendship," she said. Seeing his puzzled expression, the principal tried to smooth things over, telling Esquith he had nothing to worry about."

As fucked up as this situation is about the trend of LA school districts firing experienced teachers, it blows me away that some other teacher ( I can picture some old overweight spinster who hasn't gotten dick in 30 years) was SOOO offended that someone in a classroom said the word " naked" in class, while reading a book, and ratted him out

[Edited on October 16, 2015 at 1:48 AM. Reason : K]

10/16/2015 1:47:46 AM

Band students suspended for giving other band a watermelon.

http://abc11.com/news/band-students-suspended-over-fruit-basket-flap/1042379/

10/20/2015 7:49:06 PM

lol

10/20/2015 10:46:15 PM

^White people should know by now that any mention of watermelon around black people is racist.

btw, I was watching Family Feud last night and the question was something like, "If you are out of deodorant, name a fruit you might rub on yourself to make yourself smell good." A black woman guessed watermelon and she got a red X because it wasn't an answer. I lol!

10/21/2015 12:22:15 AM

http://www.wral.com/theme-party-causes-controversy-at-nc-state/15023476/

10/27/2015 9:01:42 AM

If I can't decide where I sit on an article posted to WRAL I usually read the comments, and then take the opposite viewpoint.

For that reason, I think the part was a bit ill-conceived and the universities response was adequate. Aint no way I'm going to sit in the same camp as a bunch of goloers

10/27/2015 9:07:48 AM

^^ College kids had a party and then the Technician and WRAL went and tried to turn it into a race issue. Glad to see the majority of the comments on the WRAL article are wondering how that was even considered news.

10/28/2015 7:23:20 AM

racist stuff aside, that sounds like a dumb party idea.

10/28/2015 7:32:39 AM

This fits the bill:

http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=646283&page=1

11/3/2015 8:28:08 AM

^^^

I think it's silly to vilify this as any evidence of racism. It tends to be pretty obvious when there is a racist intent behind such events, but this is just a case of making fun of stereotypes. Nothing in the article detailing the party strikes me as having hateful undertones.

11/3/2015 9:42:42 AM

http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=646306

11/4/2015 2:43:18 PM

what's http://www.brentroad.com?

11/4/2015 4:13:12 PM

http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2015/11/the-new-intolerance-of-student-activism-at-yale/414810/

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2015/09/the-coddling-of-the-american-mind/399356/

http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2015/11/how-campus-activists-are-weaponizing-the-safe-space/415080/

Interesting reads.

11/10/2015 6:48:32 PM

Quote :

"http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2015/09/the-coddling-of-the-american-mind/399356/"

Good read.

We should require trigger warnings for every message on tww to avoid any possible microaggressions

11/10/2015 11:54:50 PM

Omg, I got an email about a seminar "educating" on Micro aggressions. I was like how fucking lame

11/11/2015 12:04:26 AM

http://www.wect.com/story/30155267/college-women-rape-college-men-but-few-men-tell

Its wrong cuz she was ugly as fuck?

11/11/2015 1:26:40 PM

I do kinda wanna know more about college coeds who rape men.

Like, I know dudes can be pressured into doing something they're not really interested in. And one male has confided in me the morning after that a girl came in his room and started having sex with him before he was fully awake and aware of what was happening. In addition to being physically unappealing, she had one of the most obnoxious, oblivious, entitled personalities I've ever encountered.

And I'm sure there are instances where a woman thinks her partner is just playing hard to get.

But I dunno...I wanna know more. I'm now accepting confessions from guys who were raped by women in college. I'm not trained in trauma therapy though so expect an inappropriately fascinated response.

11/11/2015 2:35:35 PM

I did have a girl once sneak into my room at the frat house and started giving my handie while I was sleeping. Luckily she was semi attractive or I would have files assault charges.

11/11/2015 2:48:45 PM