Secretary Cardona told me my 8.2k in student loans is forgiven.

11/23/2022 10:37:27 PM

He's kind of like the Pope of education, so I think you're good.

11/24/2022 7:06:44 AM

http://twitter.com/nick_field90/status/1600341323793330176

Quote :

" Joe Biden is the first President to not have even one of his party's Senators lose in his first midterm since FDR in 1934. George H.W. Bush and George W. Bush came closest, losing only one each in 1990 and 2002"

decent

12/7/2022 12:07:52 AM

Really looking forward to even more whataboutism in 2023 than I was already expecting.

1/9/2023 9:59:41 PM

But, what about that time he crop dusted the reporters in the rose garden?

1/9/2023 11:24:18 PM

But his filez!

1/10/2023 7:13:32 AM

We need a TWW Partisans Credibility thread

1/10/2023 7:28:38 AM

It's pretty clear that people in power feel above the law, this isn't exactly new unfortunately. And usually they are right.

1/10/2023 11:59:43 AM

^^Make one. Call-outs should be fun.

1/10/2023 2:03:47 PM

Ok, drop a little credibility for delaying the announcement of this discovery. The optics of waiting two months are bad. The situation isn't even remotely compatability to what Cheeto did, but it still looks bad.

[Edited on January 10, 2023 at 11:39 PM. Reason : ]

1/10/2023 11:39:33 PM

FFS, they found another batch of classified documents at another location. And with that, Cheeto is probably off the hook completely

[Edited on January 11, 2023 at 6:32 PM. Reason : ]

1/11/2023 6:32:18 PM

How does someone see the Clinton issue and not be 100% sure they have their shit straight. Just own goals.

1/12/2023 10:42:31 AM

it’s not a great look, but it’s still not comparable to what Trump did

http://twitter.com/NGrossman81/status/1613567263172427778

Quote :

" Trump got in trouble for lying and refusing requests to get classified material back. FBI got a search warrant for Mar-a-Lago because he defied a subpoena. Relevant criminal statutes say "concealment" and "obstruction." Why is media acting like the whole problem was he had them?"

1/12/2023 11:35:59 AM

Nuance doesn’t make headlines

1/12/2023 12:41:40 PM

It definitely seems like a difference bw irresponsibility and malicious intent, but irresponsibility is part of why we had Trump as president in the first place. It should be inexcusable, in a normal political environment.

1/12/2023 3:50:15 PM

+1 for doing a special counsel over this. Not that he really had a choice. Seriously screwed the pooch on this

1/12/2023 6:06:55 PM

FFS, indeed!

1/12/2023 7:22:43 PM

^^ do you think he appointed the special councel himself?

[Edited on January 12, 2023 at 7:56 PM. Reason : .]

1/12/2023 7:55:43 PM

In his fucking garage... and now there's a third set of documents that were found this week...

1/13/2023 1:03:38 AM

Are you suggesting the Attorney General appointed a special council to investigate because Biden told him to do so? Your last response seems like it’s an addendum to your post 9 up rather than ^^.

1/13/2023 1:15:21 AM

^^ sounds like after the first set was found, they're scouring every possible place to make sure there aren't any more.

So...that's good.

...but it's bad that there are classified documents floating around outside of secure spaces to begin with. I don't see how that accidentally happens, unless you just have a very, very cavalier attitude towards their handling, which apparently must be what goes on in government, after seeing this happen over and over again with Hillary Clinton, Trump, and Biden (although Clinton and Trump were at least partially completely willful.)

1/13/2023 9:42:55 AM

^^ He gets credit cause it's someone in his admin doing the right thing, which is a far cry from what we could expect from the previous administration.

1/14/2023 12:36:37 AM

fox reports breaking news:

hunter biden was using classified documents to wrap joints

1/14/2023 6:06:59 PM

There are actually classified documents in the background of the Hunter Biden dick pics if you zoom and enhance.

1/14/2023 7:43:50 PM

tried to look it up. got this on my internet browser, rip

1/14/2023 8:25:20 PM

You can pay the government in Bitcoin to unlock your computer.

1/15/2023 8:06:25 AM

I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.

“Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”

“What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”

“Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”

The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”

“Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”

“Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.”

He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.”

“Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.”

I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside.

“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t.

“Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up.

“Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?”

It didn’t seem like they did.

“Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.”

Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn’t care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing.

I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it.

“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled.

Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him.

“Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen.

I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!”

He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.

“All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.”

“Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy.

“Because I was afraid.”

“Afraid?”

“Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.”

I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head.

“Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.”

He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.

1/15/2023 3:56:02 PM

Tl;dr

1/16/2023 8:06:03 PM

bitcoin
banker
cop
america

1/17/2023 4:35:05 AM

^A+ summary! Would read again!

1/17/2023 6:58:30 AM

What's awkward about this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGX7hkzZ4eE

1/19/2023 1:24:46 PM

far too many people just can’t handle a boring, run-of-the-mill President

it’s so weird

1/19/2023 5:43:56 PM

The corny kneel in the front is a classic sports photo pose. Check your yearbooks. It's mildly humorous if anything. What am I supposed to be mad about here, again? I need to know.

1/19/2023 7:45:42 PM

I think the republitards are drawing a connection to athletes kneeling during the national anthem. Because context is completely lost on them

1/19/2023 9:57:46 PM

I totally missed that.

Maybe because it's so stupid and silly.

1/19/2023 10:01:14 PM

it's amazing how the internet allows every small thing to become an issue of national importance

and what really annoys me about the whole republican counterculture attitude is the hypocrisy. theyd watch some clip of some college girl saying "oh id only date democrats" and conclude the younger generation is brainless and biased and call her a whore or something and then watch some clip of a guy saying he needs a "traditional woman" voting for trump and call him a strong headed young man

my personal favorites are the random clips on the internet I get forwarded from time to time of some woman saying "I love to be traditional and stay in the kitchen to serve my husband, unlike those evil feminists" (this is verbatim btw which is my point here, the cringe) and see the comments filled with "where can I find a woman like this". lmao

1/21/2023 2:44:44 AM

DOJ did its own search of Biden's home today and found more classified documents, some from when he was a senator. He's a one-term president now.

1/22/2023 12:30:23 AM

They raided him! Where is the Democratic outrage at this intrusion and overreach by the DOJ?!

1/22/2023 10:39:11 AM

Raided his beautiful home!

1/22/2023 1:32:40 PM

They went through Jill's underwear drawer and also found Hunter's coke stash and additional dick pics.

1/22/2023 2:46:37 PM

lol at this affecting whether or not Biden is a one-term President

"well I was going to vote for Biden, but because of these classified documents, I'm going to vote for Trump or DeSantis"

1/22/2023 4:18:01 PM

He's going to get primaried.... or just realize that he shouldn't run again.

1/23/2023 9:12:54 AM

I doubt the docs thing would make too many folks flip from Brandon to Cheeto. It's more likely that the q-tards would use it to make such a god damned stink that it just pisses people off and makes them stay home, similar in some respects to 2016. "Awww, jeez, they are both pieces of shit, fuck this." The main way the 'pubs can win these days is if people stay home, cause folks just aren't buying their shit right now.

^ also, he *needs* to be primaried at this point, cause he looks like shit. Even the most flattering pics on CNN and MSNBC make him look like he needs to step down.

1/23/2023 10:24:41 PM

Nothing Biden does or doesn't do is going to be sufficient to make me stay home and not vote against Trump or DeSantis.

I mean, look at this shit:

1/23/2023 11:20:01 PM

You aint the one they are trying to keep home, bruh

1/23/2023 11:53:30 PM

Well who dat?

1/24/2023 12:02:12 AM

Still hoping for 4 way hard right repub, liz cheney, biden wing of dem party, and AOC wing of party

29%, 20%, 37%, 14% respectively. With Biden wing getting hopefully 270 electoral votes

[Edited on January 24, 2023 at 12:32 AM. Reason : 100%]

1/24/2023 12:16:44 AM

Very specific!

NTTAWWT!

1/24/2023 12:21:10 AM

Hmmm... Pence just found classified docs at his house...

1/24/2023 2:00:45 PM

it’s almost as if this sort of thing is quite common

not common: refusing to return classified documents

1/24/2023 2:05:09 PM