12/28/2013 1:46:53 AM

is God making the payments?

12/28/2013 9:54:29 AM

maybe he blessed her with a handicapped sticker too (she is not handicapped)

12/28/2013 10:20:31 AM

i'm pretty sure that's the dealership and they put the car there for presentation purposes

12/28/2013 11:18:47 AM

she seems like an ignorant cunt.

12/29/2013 4:34:11 PM

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"Tonight is the first of nine intense classes of Dave Ramsey's Financial Peace University! Nick and I are on our way to financial freedom and securing our future and I couldn't be more excited to begin this journey, which I'm sure will be filled with ups and downs. Bring on the debt snowball!"

a sucker

1/15/2014 4:55:19 PM

debt snowball?

1/15/2014 5:19:55 PM

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"she seems like an ignorant cunt."

1/15/2014 6:36:59 PM

Don't even get me started on Dave Ramsey...

1/16/2014 1:12:38 AM

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"Ladies, -3 is too cold for your black yoga pants. Put on some damn pants before you die."

This was a dude, who lives in a college town.

1/24/2014 9:59:55 AM

This girl found out her b/f was cheating on her with a mutual friend. She is still facebook friends with them both (!?) and posts things like this several times per day then deletes them:

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"You know what's attractive about a grown woman who lives with her parents, has no car, dosent take care of her child, drinks heavily, does drugs and who has slept with damn near everybody????....ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!! ?#?Stepyourgameup?"

1/28/2014 9:34:05 AM

Every Status post about snow today. No...your post isn't any more clever than the 100 others I've seen today.

1/28/2014 9:37:09 AM

^^plz post more. I love the dramz. (Or her fb URL, I'll just friend her)

1/28/2014 11:29:41 AM

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"I think that if we get that bad snow that we did 14 years or so ago, that this WILL be my last winter in NC. Its not even SNOW, its ICE! All this cold weather, ice, snow, so on can kick rocks. OVER IT!!! Moving further down south!"

1/28/2014 1:56:51 PM

my dad lives in Mobile, Alabama (which is preeeetty far south) and they are supposed to get snow today

1/28/2014 2:01:55 PM

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"Hey Al Gore! Global warming called and said that it's officially on vacation until further notice!!! Brrrrr ????"

#lololololol

1/28/2014 2:22:20 PM

I've seen a couple of those. I've wished for a button

1/28/2014 2:26:33 PM

I still get chain emails from my grandpa.

Quote :

"Socialism vs Racism I like this explanation of both issues. A young black kid asks his mother, "Mama, what is Socialism and what is Racism?" "Well, Child,... Socialism is when white folks work every day so we can get all our benefits, you know... like free cell phones for each family member, rent subsidy, food stamps, free healthcare, utility subsidy, and on and on, ...you know. That's Socialism." "But mama, don't the white people get p' ode about that? "Sure they do Honey. That's called Racism!" (Never more simply explained...)"

1/28/2014 5:05:20 PM

1/28/2014 5:15:47 PM

So sick of bread and milk jokes.

1/29/2014 11:25:32 AM

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"So to all friends and family... i was talking to a girl online and did an online sex chat with her... well apperently she recorded it and tried to blackmail me with it... and sence she had my email she was able to look up my friends and family. She told me she is going to post the video and send links to people i know. I am sorry and embarrised"

1/29/2014 6:32:23 PM

Lol that sounds like something someone from my family would do

1/29/2014 6:36:10 PM

^^i feel like you post a lot of face palm worthy statuses. Who are you friends with?!

1/29/2014 7:46:15 PM

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" So I may lose a friend or two over this and that's fine, but if you are going to sing "America the Beautiful" do it in English"

The resulting thread from that comment was awesome.

2/2/2014 10:13:01 PM

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" To you all of you Peyton Manning haters and all of you dumbasses that don't know football; Peyton Manning hasn't played on a team that has had a defense worth a crap since he has been in the league: but in spite of that he has won the nfl MVP award 5x (2 more than anyone in NFL history) and will break every record that has ever been set at the QB position if his doctors give him the go ahead to play next year. Yeah he is 1-2 in Super Bowls, but I bet u all wish you could trade ur sorry excuse of a QB for #18 to have a chance in the future. and as far as all of the rest of u social media attention wanters are concerned quit talking crap on Facebook if you don't know facts "

2/2/2014 10:49:19 PM

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"And it's now officially Jack And Pepsi...at least their colors are red white and blue!"

2/2/2014 11:01:01 PM

Ok! Enough with the god damn Facebook movies!

2/4/2014 8:36:30 PM

I wonder how many "look back" videos include people's exes and the like.

2/4/2014 11:41:11 PM

I, too, hate this new trend.

2/5/2014 9:37:48 AM

[Edited on February 11, 2014 at 8:13 PM. Reason : holy resize]

2/11/2014 7:53:58 PM

what the fuck ever. that's like saying Floridians aren't all redneck ass-backwards dipshits like these assholes

http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2014/02/a-rock-concert-is-a.html
http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/region_desoto_highlands_hardee/a-judge-ordered-mary-musselman-arrested-for-feeding-bears-at-her-sebring-home-warned-to-stop-twice
http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/01/26/3895027/big-pine-key-homeowner-has-gun.html
http://gawker.com/house-candidate-celebrates-mlk-day-by-calling-for-obama-1505697927

2/11/2014 9:43:01 PM

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"[Husband's] home. But like the lunatics we are, we're headed to Book of Mormon. Show is at 7:30 so we're leaving at 3:30. "

This woman is normally pretty awesome, but she's been sweating all afternoon because it took her husband about 3 hours to drive home (a 23 minute commute usually). So now they plan on leaving their kids with a neighbor to go see the show which starts at 7:30 at DPAC.

I reminded her that if she gets stranded, the closest bed to DPAC is in Durham Correctional Facility.

2/12/2014 3:48:03 PM

Lots of fb updates asking for prayers for people stuck in the snow...

Please, god, help the people get out of the snow that you sent to get them stuck in...

2/12/2014 4:56:39 PM

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"Driving in the snow: on the list of things that were WAY more dangerous than I'd thought."

>__<

2/12/2014 7:41:10 PM

^
I picture this person, like, nonchalantly drinking a glass of bleach

2/12/2014 8:29:03 PM

Posted this.


with this.

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"Great DAMN Day To Be A Tar Heel!!! For those of you wondering if Hov wouldn't have signed with The Skool of The Hard Knocks; he would have been a Tar Heel..."

This dude was a dumb-ass back in hs. How he got into CH amazes me. From his fb post,seems like graduating from CH was his ultimate goal in life.

2/14/2014 3:11:17 PM

Quality Valentine's posts. Favorite so far:

[/quote] I love my husband today even more than I did the day we met."[quote]

You don't say!?

2/14/2014 9:13:29 PM

Any status update where couples say "Happy Valentine's Day!" to each other, especially when they live together because it's even more unnecessary

2/14/2014 10:30:56 PM

Not really stupid but



I was just about to say "Is that the face she made when you told her you peed on that?" but realized we probably weren't close enough friends for that.

2/14/2014 10:40:22 PM

2/15/2014 11:08:10 PM

why the F would you remain facebook friends with your ex AND the person your ex cheated on you with? haha

2/23/2014 10:08:21 PM

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"I am thankful for the non judgmental people I am surrounded by who love me unconditionally - not for my money or my car or my apple products - just me pure and simple"

worst one I've seen in a while.

2/23/2014 10:54:19 PM

i find it very creepy when someone posts a pic of their baby and somebody in the comments says something about the baby being so cute they could eat them, or eat their cheeks.

2/24/2014 3:20:13 PM

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"I can't be upset or hate the fact that their are people jealous of my life and analyze the decisions that I make but I know that those who don't believe in me or support me can eat it and that their opinions and negative thoughts are truly irrelevant. I can have my cake and eat it too. All of it - thanks "

I don't care what the haters think, which is why I'm posting a passive aggressive status so that everyone knows I don't care!

3/2/2014 11:49:14 PM

There is so much cyber bullying in this thread my head is spinning

3/3/2014 1:58:23 AM

it's like posting on North Carolinian message board having no kind relation to anything/anyone from North Carolina . makes your head spins

3/3/2014 2:25:31 AM

Any day where school lets out early before any weather has happened is a good day for this thread...

3/3/2014 10:23:36 AM

From a parenting group I'm in.

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"Oh God! *cough* *hack* *cough* Never try to clean up *cough* cat pee with bleach *hack* *cough* *blelch* eww, I don't remember eating that "

3/3/2014 1:23:48 PM

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"Lincoln gets so irritated when I ask him if he needs to go potty. Not as irritated as I get when he poops his pants. ?"

I can't help picturing a baby pooping his pants wearing a top hat and strap on beard

3/24/2014 11:42:09 AM

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3/31/2014 11:01:38 AM