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6/8/2010 8:06:51 PM

for page 4:

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"So where are all the "Save the Gulf" concerts? Where are the TV Benefits with celebrities and musicians giving heart felt speeches for the poor fisherman, wildlife ,beaches, loss of income and sabotaged gulf economy?I find it rather strange how these people (including ...our...own...government) are so quick to help Haiti and other countries but sit on their @ss for this one. Just the facts. Post if you agree"

6/8/2010 8:10:49 PM

^i was going to post that. since you already got it, here is someone's reply to that post

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"Or how our president is not doing any thing because LA is black."

what does that even mean?

6/8/2010 10:37:47 PM

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"my conscious is clear "

6/10/2010 10:36:30 AM

yes because you are god, you got no one to answer if you fuck up

6/10/2010 10:39:02 AM

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"Ur judgein me 4 leavin walk a day in my shoes n see if u stay!! B4 u judge sum1 from the outside take a look at the inside!! Im dne w/ more then u knw!!!"

6/10/2010 1:31:42 PM

^ holy mother of god

6/10/2010 2:03:53 PM

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"The Path of The Ritchous Man is Besect on All Sides....."

6/13/2010 6:37:42 PM

not an update, but a comment:

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"no problem and i got my maternity pictures done at Glamour Shots in crabtree mall! "

I had no idea Glamour Shots still existed

6/15/2010 5:01:40 PM

me either holy shit

6/15/2010 5:19:51 PM

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"I am officially cheering for N. Korea in the World Cup. UNDERDOGS. A loss today was in Kim Jon-Il's plans."

haha

6/15/2010 7:31:44 PM

6/18/2010 2:03:08 PM

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" A good indicator of who is going to win a World Cup game seems to be Nationalism/Patriotism. Watch the teams during their National Anthems and see who actually sings the anthem . Few of the French sing and in fact I wonder if there are really any real French on the team. I thought Serbia would upset Germany. This is their revenge for World War I. I am disappointed in the Americans who do not sing!!! "

lol wut?

6/19/2010 10:18:12 AM

not a confession but this was in my "recommendations"

6/19/2010 11:15:57 AM

^ahahahahaha outback steakhouse and sara palin.

hahaah that cracks me up for some reason

6/19/2010 11:17:28 AM

^^message_topic.aspx?topic=592096

6/19/2010 11:30:21 AM

this was posted by shop local raleigh, which makes it even worse:

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"One week from today-- the big Independents Day Celebration at Seaboard Station Shops!!! Can you believe it?!? Mark your calendars!"

6/19/2010 11:34:28 AM

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"omg girl!!! you look so diffarant from high school!!!!!! your to pretty!!"

6/22/2010 8:55:36 AM

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"see the girl as her own new world. though home is on the surface, she is still a universe."

what the fuck does that even mean? that's so nonsensical you fucking idiot.

6/25/2010 11:12:28 PM

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"If you're going to wear ultra-lowrise jeans, please, for the love of god, tend to your pubes. Just sayin'."

6/25/2010 11:27:44 PM

Nothing stupid about that.

6/25/2010 11:32:26 PM

nobody post anything from Ryan Harrow's profile. you'll upset all the crazies

6/25/2010 11:34:59 PM

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"A good indicator of who is going to win a World Cup game seems to be Nationalism/Patriotism. Watch the teams during their National Anthems and see who actually sings the anthem . Few of the French sing and in fact I wonder if there are really any real French on the team. I thought Serbia would upset Germany. This is their revenge for World War I. I am disappointed in the Americans who do not sing!!!"

I actually made a similar comment in the Sports Talk WC thread. Although I didn't assign any indicators as to who was going to win. It was a simple observation that I thought certain teams had more if not all players singing than others.

6/25/2010 11:36:25 PM

That could be related to a dozen different factors.

6/25/2010 11:42:02 PM

^^for context, that comment came from a far right conservative. If the US had lost out, it would have somehow either been due to: Obama's fault, allowing illegals or other non US citizens to play on AMERICA'S team, or unpatriotic US fans.

He recently posted this gem:

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"I am more that happy to show my proof of citizenship!!"

[Edited on June 26, 2010 at 9:55 AM. Reason : .]

6/26/2010 9:54:53 AM

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"Goshh is so hot outside,i bet if u get a pan of bacon and care it outside i bet it will cook lol"

6/26/2010 10:08:34 AM

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"I am sure Obama is delighted to see a team from his birth continent knock the U.S.A. out of the world cup"

6/26/2010 5:23:43 PM

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"DnT ppL kno iT's noT poLiTe 2 STARE ??! BouT 2 make me lose ALL mY reLigion "

6/26/2010 5:29:56 PM

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"This is from facebook~~There are many complaints that Facebook has become unacceptably slow.The report shows that Facebook has a number of nonactive members. They want us to re-post this message to see who are active and who are not . If you don't post this message within 2 weeks ............you will be removed in orde......r to get more space. Post this on your wall to show that you are active in the facebook"

6/26/2010 5:36:28 PM

^^^I did not realize Ghana and Hawaii are on the same continent. You learn something new every day!

6/26/2010 5:55:01 PM

This is fucking gross. Backstory: This person is talking about her 3 year old son.

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"I was walking around looking at these great vintage tees and he was grabbing his junk, telling me he had to go to the potty. Then he flipped out and started walking funny but I thought since he was grabbing his weenie that he peed. So, I put him in the stroller and went to check out. As I was heading out, I spotted something on the floor that looked oddly like a turd but I didn't think anything of it so I left. At the elevator, he told me he pooped and then I put 2 and 2 together. I frigen ran! "

6/30/2010 11:42:49 AM

not a status update but



that doctor's hand is literally in her vagina isn't it

7/2/2010 3:25:26 PM

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"& I WILL NEVA SWEAT DA NEXT MAN OVER NO PETTY *ISH*..JUST WATCH HOW U TREAT OTHAS BC IT WILL DEF CUM BACK ON YA..WHETHER ITS GOOD OR BAD..THAT'S Y I ALWAYS KEEP A SMILE ON MY FACE & SPEAK BLESSINGS 2 THOSE AROUND ME..THE THINGS U DO 2 SOMEONE ARE THE SAME THINGS THAT SUMONE WILL DO 2 U.."

7/2/2010 4:08:34 PM

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"CUM BACK ON YA"

Plz no

7/2/2010 4:13:36 PM

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"America needs God more than God needs America. If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God then we will be a Nation gone under - Ronald Reagan"

How'd I figure this guy would slip something like this in today.

7/4/2010 2:10:24 PM

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" has a RAGING UTI - AHHHHHH!! Oh that's TMI? Did I mention I don't care?????"

TMI indeed

7/5/2010 8:13:49 PM

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"amused by the little girls tryin to get my man! she think shes better than me but honey let me let u in on a little secret....U R NOT GODS GIFT TO MAN and u r certainly not the brightest crayon in the box they reserve that palce just for me! grow up and become a women then maybe men will want to be with you i hate litt...le girls except my sister but she acts mature Im that 5 star bitch whos with the 5 star dick"

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"my poor puff is sick! I would hate to see him go! bout to get ready for this night of romance and relaxing! after last night....all i want to do is cake wit you!"

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"life throws u curve balls.....so learn how to curve the bat then u can hit those suckers way out to left field! hopefully shit wont go like it did yesterday...some how i knew all this would happen but i didnt think so quick or with me stuck in the middle! oh well my man made me strong!"

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"been talking to some ppl and its not worth being angry over....i just simply wont be ur friend anymore...but the next serious guy i meet u wont be there my wedding u wont be there if u cant be there for me and be my friend theres no need to continue this argument!"

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"still pissed yet feel better....gonna wash my car and finnally get my mirror fixed! dont kno how i let this happen...again but NO MORE if this shit happens or even looks like its gonna happen i will personally beat ur ass til u r no longer able to breath out ur nose or mouth! and that my friend is a effin promise"

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"im that five star bitch who got that five star dick....lol thanks jaden ....my man is awesome....cleaning the house....running a few arrends then going to my sisters awards banquet! then spending the rest of the day with my man curled up in his arms....couldnt get any better!"

7/5/2010 9:23:24 PM

Why are you friends with these people?

7/5/2010 9:35:19 PM

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"WELCOMETO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA...Please remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you.. JESUS CHRIST and the AMERICAN SOLDIER. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. If you agree.. copy and paste in your status.... GOD BLESS THE USA"

7/7/2010 9:33:10 AM

I hid all of the retardos from my Facebook feed

I wish there was an option just to read the shit that you blocked

7/7/2010 9:36:03 AM

I will never understand why some people feel the need to put pictures of themselves birthing their child on motherfuckin FACEBOOK. I'm pretty sure even your close family members don't want to see a picture of you spread eagle with the freakin umbilical cord still coming out of your vag (oh yes, I have seen this on my news feed). Oh and that picture you posted with your baby suckling right after popping them out, with your legs still spread and the doctor/nurses workin around like little elves in your cooter? NOT. CUTE.


/rant

7/7/2010 9:42:03 AM

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"no not Miami !! ....oh well guess I'm gonna start watching Miami basketball .."

defriend?

debating it.

7/8/2010 9:52:38 PM

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"So... It will be Lakers vs. Heat at the championship game.. So predictable.."

7/8/2010 11:57:21 PM

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"I love how my fiance and I attract so much attention without ever doing anything. The truth will come out in the end and bladen county trash can stay bladen county trash, talk all the shit you please because everyone knows how mature you have to be to talk shit on fb. I'm loving it"

and jesus christ at one of her friends replying to a post about how she misses her fiance in Iraq:

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"! F3eL yUr p@!n "

[Edited on July 12, 2010 at 7:04 AM. Reason : seriously wtf]

7/12/2010 7:02:19 AM

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"! F3eL yUr p@!n"

Some people remain eighth graders their entire lives, it would seem.

7/12/2010 7:22:28 AM

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"My Lady Gaga fantasy: Watching the Half Pint Brawlers beat the shit out of her whilst a donkey kicks her in the throat."

that, plus the fact that the dude is stuck back in the small town dating some dramarific skank, leaves me with one less Facebook friend.

7/13/2010 4:41:23 AM

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"If you quit - how do ya know how close you were winning?????"

from a family member who ran up 50k in gambling debt Want to kick her

7/22/2010 4:49:58 PM

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"Shena Finished my hair this morning and it looks great! Brought the SEXIEST black dress today, omg! If I wear that out im bound to get a husband, lmao. Eat your heart out love!"

From a young single mother, haha. Not really stupid but just funny to me

7/24/2010 4:55:02 PM

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" Friend: Bruce Willis is my dad Friend's mom: i wish Friend: yeah mom i know "

7/24/2010 5:27:21 PM

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"@ the offc..was a lil late heehee..hirap mag hanap ng spot sa gw..oh well... Now njoying my cup of coffee ...mmmm mmm mmm hazlnt!"

7/27/2010 8:30:29 AM