Quote :

"I'm thankful for Cameron Village, the beltline, Broughton..."

11/25/2010 7:19:44 PM

from a NCSU student. he's a real winner.

Quote :

"YEAH UNC! 20 of 21 against our archrivals. Heels will end up in the Music City Bowl I think. Oh, and State choked again. They'll end up in the Meineke Car Care Bowl"

11/27/2010 10:28:13 PM

Good ol' controversial religious one

Quote :

" [Girl] ?'s phone is blowing up so I guess it's time to share my decision with all my FB friends [blah blah blah ]This is something I've been praying about for a while, so when I was told of the change in the terms of the contract, I already knew my decision. I know that God's timing is perfect and that He got me in this program and He will see me through it.There will be many more opportunities after I graduate, so until He reveals otherwise, I will continue serving Him in good ol' NC ? Thank you to all my amazing friends who've been encourging and supportive through it all. I love you all! ?"

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"[Girl], you are such an encouragement!! Thank you for allowing God to use you in so many ways Love you girl?"

No, none of this was out of your own hard work and effort. It was God.

[Edited on November 28, 2010 at 7:53 PM. Reason : the ? marks are <3's]

Quote :

"Praying God shows you His exact plan for you. Love ya [girl]!"

Quote :

"Love you [commenter #1]! You are very much an encouragement as well! Thank You for yielding yourself to Him, and letting Him direct your steps. I'm so thankful that He joined our paths when He did!!"

[Edited on November 28, 2010 at 7:55 PM. Reason : shit gets scary sometimes ]

11/28/2010 7:52:16 PM

Quote :

" School is getting in the way of my guitar playing"

11/30/2010 10:14:39 PM

Quote :

"Last week Israel started a wall on its Egyptian border to keep out terrorists and illegals. Today they launched a massive detain-and-deport sweep. THIS is a nation that respects its borders + sovereignty. America used to do so. Eisenhower deported 1.3 MILLION Mexican illegals in 1954. Congress passed $6 bil. to build a wall in 2006. Enough is enough. Restore our sovereignty. Build the wall. Detain and deport. NOW!"

11/30/2010 11:29:36 PM

Quote :

"friends, if your an unemployed lawyer in Greensboro I have a job opportunity for you if your interested."

sigh. twice.

12/3/2010 11:00:28 PM

Quote :

"xxxxxx likes Just because I'm southern and pround doesn't make me a raciest"

12/12/2010 10:32:05 AM

Quote :

"Thought of the day: Y do X bitches want to befriend a person that there husband knows!!! Its been 7 fucking years, I really doubt you know people from Miami and Uruguay!! Become a true [surname redacted]; its blood not a peice a paper!! Im done waiting; Ill be handling business get ready to lose the name!!!!!!!"

12/12/2010 10:58:54 AM

Quote :

" Now i seè y i left her tha first time. Fuck a dumb ass stripper! Yeah im talkin about annie!"

12/12/2010 11:29:33 AM

Quote :

"the 1 time IN MY LIFE I had a dd and we get pulled over! you know how many times I drove drunk, like drunkkk and I never got pulled. really. "

1/8/2011 9:46:29 AM

my cousin and her ridiculous boyfriend of 1 month

Quote :

"loves you in that heart-skipping, time-freezing, world-stops-spinning, nothing-else-in-the-world-matters-but-me-and-you kinda way."

i want to barf

1/14/2011 2:59:19 AM

Hey, you can't knock that kinda love...I have had that kinda love...like in 7th grade!

1/14/2011 3:11:20 AM

These are all from the same guy. Makes me want to straight up vomit.

Quote :

"Have mercy on me God according to ur steady love..wipe away my transgressions and wash me in ur blood..create in me a clean heart, renew a right spirit, don't hide ur face from me God ur presence keep me near it!!"

Quote :

"Sum say ur boy is churchy..sum say ur boy is lame..but me I live for Jesus and I am UNASHAMED!!"

Quote :

"Around every corner is the lure to consume..a desire to be satisfied..unfortunately no human being has found nething under the sun that brings satisfaction..so we consume more, and more, and more..eventually we overdose..however, there is hope if Christianity is our rehab..In Jesus satisfaction can be found, grace, love, peace, and hope can be found..and there is always more..consume more of Jesus!! OVERDOSE!!"

Quote :

"Help me to decrease Lord, so that u may increase"

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"There's nuthin in this world that could separate me..from what I believe..from what Ive achieved..all of it is because of Him..and I'm tellin u now..as much as u don't wanna hear it..I could do nuthin in myself..it's all through Him..it's all through Him..so all around the world..u don't even know success until u kno Him..and Him is JESUS!"

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"Is Waiting patient on u Lord I know u hear my cries, restore ur joy in me for u alone I live and die..it's u I glorify but u don't want my sacrifice..u want me broken and contrite and trustin in the Christ!"

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"Headin to Burkina Faso, Africa to preach the uncompromised gospel of my Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.. Keep me in ur prayers"

And that's just 5 days' worth.

1/15/2011 3:46:49 PM

Quote :

"I love the show Intervention. Shows true and raw human emotion. Love seeing the folks on their succeed!"

for so many, many reasons.

1/24/2011 9:04:20 PM

Quote :

" my boyfriend got me a facial for my birthday, I just love you Jake!"

1/24/2011 9:32:57 PM

Posting a lot about God is a good way to get dropped from Ernie's friend list

1/24/2011 10:31:35 PM

Quote :

"In the coming New Year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address occur on the same day, Feb. 2, 2011. "It is an ironic juxtaposition of events: one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to an insignificant creature of little intelligence for prognostication. While the other involves a groundhog.""

1/25/2011 12:35:29 PM

you need to tell that person that the SOTU is tonight

1/25/2011 12:45:34 PM

thought about it, but I figured I would let them continue to live in their own little world

1/25/2011 1:07:06 PM

i cannot stand these things:

Quote :

"If your Daddy was a hard working man and was your hero, helped you no matter how bad you were or was just the BEST Daddy ever, if you are blessed to still have your Daddy or if he is an angel in Heaven, paste this to your status and let everyone know you are proud of him. You can replace alot of people in life, but you only have one Daddy!"

1/27/2011 1:51:01 PM

Quote :

"but you only have one Daddy!"

heheh

1/27/2011 1:51:47 PM

Quote :

"Having a pity party b/c it looks like I'm not going to Egypt next week. So sad! I was realllllly looking forward to it! No sunshine and warm temperatures. No vacation from work. No tiny pyramid souvenirs. No fake hello kitty pyramid t-shirts. Send me cheerful messages about not dying, etc..."

1/28/2011 9:49:30 PM

Quote :

"Y Do U Wanna Force Ur Other Half 2 Quit What They Enjoy...Thats Straight Selfish. It Aint Tryin 2 Show U Up Its Tryin Sumthin New&U Ruined It."

1/30/2011 10:03:39 PM

Not a status update, but this came up in my news feed. This is a recent string of comments on a friend's old picture of him at a shooting range.

Quote :

" Rosemary nice Lucas Yup. U should come shooting sometime! Rosemary That would be super fun, never been! Lucas Yeah it's fun! Never?? Damn! We have to change that then! Rosemary Sounds good! When do u come to town? Lucas I'm there now haha. I'm working on base till I find a cop job elsewhere. When are u free? Rosemary Well I have a bunch of errands today with mom concerning my divorce but I would love to see ya sometime this week! Lucas Ya that'd be nice. I'm working today anyways. I'm off tomorrow, but i get off at 5 the rest of week if u want to do something after that. Rosemary Sounds good ill hit ya up. Lucas Alright, looking forward to it "

[Edited on January 31, 2011 at 11:51 AM. Reason : asdf]

1/31/2011 11:51:16 AM

Quote :

"I think I'm 'waiting on the LORD'...doesn't seem like a whole lot to do other then wait and let GOD provide. Give me Patience Jesus..."

[Edited on February 2, 2011 at 3:15 PM. Reason : good dude, but really?]

2/2/2011 3:13:14 PM

2/4/2011 7:17:18 PM

Quote :

"Apparently these Arcade Fire people are supposed to be great...but i'm glad they are off the stage. That gave me a headache."

Justin just had a stroke

2/13/2011 11:23:19 PM

this thread has made it apparent that everyone has a lot more black friends than me

2/13/2011 11:38:09 PM

^^ haha

2/13/2011 11:39:54 PM

girls need to chill the shit out with posting pictures of flowers today and thinking they are in a unique relationship by getting them

at least 10 girls are clogging up my news feed with this nonsense

2/14/2011 1:22:41 PM

forgot about this thread. I'll post this here as well just because it is a huge /facepalm

Quote :

""Not surprised that some obscure, unknown foreign band won album of the year. The grammy committee loves that stuff""

2/14/2011 1:26:28 PM

Dude is turning into a hipster...although to be fair, he is in Europe right now

Quote :

"is starting to like BBC and Al Jazeera way more than CNN and other American sites."

2/25/2011 12:19:39 PM

what's stupid about that?

oh that's right, absolutely nothing

2/25/2011 3:03:43 PM

the obsession with "hipsters" on this board is sad and confusing

Quote :

"be honest with yourself: those 2 putback dunks were AMAZING!!! "first half we played nc state basketball..." -Harrison Barnes lmao love this kid sooo much..."

2/25/2011 3:11:14 PM

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2011-02-17/10-things-about-hipsters-that-make-me-so-mad/

2/25/2011 3:13:54 PM

hippsters are easy to hate on

2/25/2011 4:04:45 PM

Quote :

"Within in the last 24 hours, I have watched the price of gas on Walnut Street in Cary go from $3.09 to $3.28. At first I was like "WTF?!" and then I realized we have a president that is doing jack shit for this country so its going down the drain anyway."

2/25/2011 4:36:12 PM

This is gold Jerry...gold.

Good friend of mine from high school got married...forgot to tell his family. This is a comment chain on a picture he uploaded.

Quote :

"[Friend] And how is the groom? Did he carry you across the threshold? [Friend] Was a little nervouse to look in case ur junk was hanging out! Are you on your honeymoin! What are you doing! I love you! [Dad] Dude if you got hitched fess up! If you just think you are Hugh Hefner, then what the hell, why didn't you call me! [Friend] [Dad] there is a ring on his left finger! [Relative] omg...wth is going on...he isn't married...no way...Friend tell me it's not true...whats going on...tell aunti shesha plz [Relative] Well we know he is on leave for sure cause he has not shaved and it looks like he broke out the wallet for that swanky room, so what the hell is really gonin on Friend. [Friend] Lol cmon his junk is hanging out there is a ring on his left hand a glass of wine, its pretty clear! He gonna take a bubblebath! Lol [Friend] Home boy got married. [Relative] I didnt see this picture until I got off the phone with Dez tonight so Im fixin to find out real quick [Relative] well...congrats Mr. & Mrs. Friend. Luv you lots...many blessings on ur journey...enjoy every moment. [Relative] Got the scoop from a reliable source, He is hitched. Congrats Friend to you and your new bride. Many blessing for years to come. Love Daddy & Mamma G [Dad] So perhaps I'm blind or just in denial. Either way when your done with your honeymoon, well........son my phone does work. I'll say congrats then. [Friend] wth [Mom]OK............ WHY AM I THE LAST TO KNOW!! MY PHONE BLEW UP LAST NIGHT WITH QUESTIONS I HAD NO IDEA.... I WOULD HAVE COME OUT THERE..!! SO..I CAN FINALLY MEET THIS YOUNG LADY "THAT I HAVENT" MET YET THAT HAS THE AFFECTION AND LOVE OF MY SON! IM MAD CAUSE IF FOUND OUT THROUGH FB, BUT SO HAPPY BEKUZ MY SON IS HAPPY! YOUR DAD AND I DID IT AND YOUR AUNTI LISA ND WAYNE DID IT!! LOL..IT RUNS ON THE FAMILY.. MANY BLESSING TO YOU AND "WHATS HER NAME"??..ONLY KIDDING!! ALLISON WELCOME TO OUR fUKD UP FAMILY..ONLY KIDDING AGAON...NO NOT REALLY!! HAHAHAAA. LOVE YOU BOTH!........CALL YOUR MOMMA!! [Mom] PS...YOU DID IT WITH CLASS..YOU LOOK GREAT! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!...................YOU BETTER CALL ME HONEYMOON OR NOT!! ThePeter lol, have fun man"

[Edited on March 2, 2011 at 8:23 AM. Reason : my post]

3/2/2011 8:22:38 AM

Quote :

"Just woke up from a dream that I was getting married to [fiance'] today. That was probably the saddest I have ever been when I realized something was just a dream. Only 62 days left!"

3/6/2011 8:12:54 PM

Bahahaha, Samwise16. I saw that today and was considering posting it. They need a "I just vomited after reading that" smiley. I'll settle for:

3/6/2011 9:26:10 PM

Quote :

"R.I.P. Uncle Phil, you left too soon."

Following a picture of who I guess is her uncle Phil

Must resist

3/7/2011 7:42:04 AM

This whole exchange made me think wtf is up with people are 4am this morning.

This is some guy who friended me yesterday. I think I went to HS with him

Quote :

"NAME OF KID WHO FRIENDED ME:Wow, Landshark and BC powder dont mix well SOMEONE I had a few of those last night. Mmmm Sunday at 12:07am · LikeUnlike NAME OF KID WHO FRIENDED ME:Mmmmmmm. Beer Sunday at 1:21am · LikeUnlike CRAZY AUNT OF THIS KID: how about non-alcholic beer--your uncle drinks it & is satified. Sunday at 5:28am · LikeUnlike NAME OF KID WHO FRIENDED ME: Thats a sin Sunday at 9:29am · LikeUnlike CRAZY AUNT OF THIS KID: no it's not---that way, he doesn't get drunk or wake in the morn with a super-duper hang--over!! Sunday at 12:29pm · LikeUnlike NAME OF KID WHO FRIENDED ME: I have lost all respect for the man Sunday at 6:06pm · LikeUnlike CRAZY AUNT OF THIS KID: hOW COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT YOUR UNCLE?? bet he could out- shoot you, even though he's blind in one eye--just wait till i tell him what you now think of him---he's my MANLY GUY--TAKES NO CRAP FROM A YOUNGIN LIKE YOU!!! HA-HA!!!!!GO HIDE-GO H...IDE!!!!!! Sunday at 7:41pm · LikeUnlike CRAZY AUNT OF THIS KID: HEY, NAME,---ask you're mom, what's green snot? A hint--it's what your buddy, uncle Ken, puts into his triple-shot, vodca martini every night, before he follows up witn non-alcholic beer ,or two or three. 16 hours ago · LikeUnlike NAME OF KID WHO FRIENDED ME: hummmm 7 hours ago · Like"

so weird

[Edited on March 8, 2011 at 12:14 PM. Reason : oops]

3/8/2011 12:13:46 PM

Quote :

"The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers"

3/8/2011 1:10:24 PM

Quote :

"So the US Supreme Court has ruled that you have the right under the First Amendment to protest military funerals... I invite you to start your protest in my front yard and we can see if your first amendment is better than my Second Amendment...Repost if you feel the same."

3/9/2011 9:03:18 PM

Quote :

"´¯`·.´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸PRAYER WAVE¸.·´¯`·.´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ Going out to all those affected by the earthquake and tsunami in the Pacific and everywhere else. Keep this going!"

rlly

3/11/2011 11:35:31 AM

^I don't know why, but that just made me LOL uncontrollably

WAT?

3/11/2011 11:37:41 AM

a prayer WAVE?!


GODDAMN REALLY?

3/11/2011 11:39:18 AM

aaaaaahahahahahahahahaha

that's awesome

3/11/2011 11:48:39 AM

hahahaha seriously???

3/11/2011 11:58:57 AM

3/11/2011 12:12:07 PM