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"To all those conspiracy artists out there that claim we where never after Osama and have never been looking for him.... The bastard is dead, killed by the military. EAT SHIT"

How will Osama being dead change gas prices?

Quote :

"no they will just go up more and they will say its because he's dead...everything that happens is a reason for them to go up...birds are falling from the sky causing gas prices to go up, e. Coli in tomatoes causing gas prices to go up...they are just all around full of ish!!"

Quote :

"Damn right! Osama bin Hidin! It did take awhile but say we won't find you"

5/1/2011 11:47:05 PM

Quote :

"It had recently been reported that the body of Osama Bin Laden had been found. He was in a building that was near one of the mountains that he was hiding in. The autopsy shows that one single roundhouse kick to the face was the cause of death. Investigators believe that they have found the man responsible for his death. That man is none other than Chuck Norris."

jesus fucking christ

5/1/2011 11:54:01 PM

^ wow.

5/1/2011 11:55:34 PM

it's the 66th anniversary of Germany announcing that Adolf Hitler was dead... May 1, 2011 it was Osama's turn!!

5/1
5+1 = 6
66th + 6 = 666

5/2/2011 12:07:55 AM

Quote :

"I wish I was in DC right now for the greatest partayy EVAAA ) Osama is dead and goneee hellz yeas"

Quote :

"Very disappointed that we've killed Osama Bin Laden before we had a chance to clone him so we could kill him every year at the superbowl."

I lol'd at the second one.

5/2/2011 12:10:07 AM

Quote :

"The Prince marries a commoner, and the bad guy is killed off, it's our own reality disney movie <3"

[Edited on May 2, 2011 at 7:48 AM. Reason : ]

5/2/2011 7:48:06 AM

Quote :

"I hope the US is ready for what comes next, i dont even want to imagine. Gettin me and my daughter soul right for when that day comes. Get it together ppl we are livin the book of REVELATIONS."

5/2/2011 8:54:19 AM

Quote :

"wheel put a boot in yer ass its the AMERICAN way"

5/2/2011 9:39:33 AM

Quote :

"more like osama DEAD laden!"

5/2/2011 9:52:21 AM

Quote :

"I don't know about y'all but this seems a little to coincidental. Considering the elections are coming up. Just seemed too staged. Just like that birth certificate!"

5/2/2011 11:10:23 AM

yes, killing bin laden was completely staged. we actually killed him last year but obama wanted to hold onto the news for his re-election.

5/2/2011 11:12:01 AM

i think that one takes the cake for dumbest out of my "friends"

5/2/2011 11:13:09 AM

I'd start defriending these people... seriously!

5/2/2011 11:34:35 AM

Does a year and a half away really count as "coming up?"

5/2/2011 11:36:58 AM

Quote :

"Osama bin Laden...thanks for stealing Kate and William's spotlight. You jerk."

5/2/2011 1:00:42 PM

^ Are you fucking kidding me

Hey William and Kate, thanks for stealing the tornado victims' spotlight, you assholes

People are ridiculous.

5/2/2011 1:06:37 PM

I really hope her tongue was planted in her cheek when she wrote it, but she is some sort of a wedding planner, so who knows

5/2/2011 1:20:02 PM

Quote :

"I think this Bin Laden stuff is just a diversion from the birth certificate mess...I'm beginning to believe this isn't true...anyone can pay anyone off and give DNA results."

[Edited on May 2, 2011 at 4:03 PM. Reason : .]

5/2/2011 4:03:16 PM

Quote :

" friends: take 4 min out of your time to watch this....and then go read Revelations http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7s9StxsFllY&feature=share "

5/2/2011 5:46:18 PM

Quote :

"OK, it has just been confirmed that this whole operation started in 2003...Obama had NOTHING to do with it!!!"

5/2/2011 7:15:46 PM

I'm seeing both extremes:

Quote :

"Now that the NFL draft is over lets have the al-qaeda draft who's going to be second, third, and fourth pick to taste a bullet? I'd love to be the one to pull the trigger on all of them."

and then the sarcastic liberal post:

Quote :

"I demand Osama Bin Laden's LONG FORM death certificate. Not just the short form one, thats right - if I don't see that long form certificate I'm assuming he's living in Kenya in Obama's birth home."

It seems everyone feels strongly towards one of these two sides, or they are very adamant about people having opinions that they do not agree with

5/2/2011 7:20:27 PM

Quote :

""Osama thought he was getting 40 virgins in the afterlife, instead he was pushed throught the gates of Hell to meet the man he sold his soul to 50 years ago.""

Quote :

""Bin Laden is Dead. I am waiting to see Obama take credit for this...""

5/2/2011 7:39:34 PM

Quote :

"Let's be clear on this: OBAMA did NOT kill Bin Laden. An American soldier, who Obama just a few weeks ago was debating on whether or not to PAY, did. Obama just happened to be the one in office when our soldiers finally found OBL and took him out. This is NOT an Obama victory, but an AMERICAN victory!! Re-post if you agree."

and then someone commented:

Quote :

"AMEN! EVERY BODY BETTER LISTEN TO HER. THIS GIRL DOSENT HAVE HER HEAD UP HER ASS. PEOPLE NEED TO COME OUT OF THEIR LITTLE FANTASY WORLD AND STOP BELEIVEING EVERY LITTLE THING THE TV TELLS YOU. STOP FOLLOWING BLINDLY AND OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE. THIS MAN IS THE DEVIL."

5/2/2011 8:12:56 PM

LOL the comment takes the cake

5/2/2011 8:24:19 PM

not Osama related, but....

Quote :

"******* ******* In exactly one week I will see my beautiful bride @******* ******* on the arm of her daddy. It's been a long search and wait but every wrong turn or month waiting was more than worth it. I love you with all of my heart sweetheart! ******** ******* it didn't tag me...but i'm super stoked!!!!!!!!!!! omg babe...we're almost there you're the love of my life and the man of my dreams, i cant wait to see you at the end of that aisle. i cant believe i get to spend the rest of my life with a man as wonderful and amazing as you are!!! "

5/2/2011 9:05:52 PM

Whats wrong with that?

A bit cheesey but thats all i see

5/2/2011 9:08:44 PM

How dare they be happy

[Edited on May 2, 2011 at 9:10 PM. Reason : lol that its two dudes stickin up for the mushy shit hahaha]

5/2/2011 9:10:08 PM

because it's constant

[Edited on May 2, 2011 at 9:11 PM. Reason : I'm happy for them but I will not cease making fun of their stati ]

5/2/2011 9:10:57 PM

laaaaaaaame

5/2/2011 9:11:46 PM

see, some context of it being incessant would have helped


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Quote :

"and it's kind of fitting that it was the 9th inning game tied 1-1. proud to be a phillies fan. proud to be an american ?"

proud to be a phillies fan. theres something you dont hear every day.... and i too can place importance on coincidence

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Quote :

"This is a great fucking day. I feel amazing! 5 hours ago via Text Message F*ck my life. 21 minutes ago"

[Edited on May 2, 2011 at 9:19 PM. Reason : lulz]

5/2/2011 9:15:47 PM

Quote :

"STOP SPELLING THE DEAD GUYS NAME WRONG!!!! ITS USAMA BIN LADEN!!!! NOT OSAMA!!! YOU JUST SOUND LIKE AN IDIOT WHEN YOU SPELL IT WRONG!!!! "

5/2/2011 9:23:42 PM

^ somebody's watching Fox News

5/2/2011 10:02:57 PM

^^little does he know, he's an idiot, I wish he was on my news feed

5/2/2011 10:04:15 PM

spelling it USAMA is just unpatriotic

5/2/2011 10:18:21 PM

Quote :

"Thanks guys!!! I am just having an issue with my hubby and moving information!!! We went to bed mad at each other and that don't help NOTHING!!!! I can't stand that but when he quits talking he just shuts up and that is it!!!! He got up like nothing was wrong and I was still mad and pissed! Oh well I guess we will talk about it tonight!!!! Cause that decision has to be made NOW!!!!"

5/2/2011 10:20:45 PM

^5, how does he ever deal with khadaffy/gaddafi/qadaffi, or any of the seemingly million different spellings of his name.

5/2/2011 10:32:36 PM

I hope somewhere someone is taking all the shit i've been posting on FB for the last 24 hours seriously and posting it on their college forum

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

5/2/2011 10:46:03 PM

Quote :

"Why do we have women broadcasters on ESPN? I see no reason for that.."

5/3/2011 8:42:54 AM

reason # 123342 to get espn 3d?

5/3/2011 8:46:47 AM

Quote :

"Let's be clear on this: OBAMA did NOT kill Bin Laden. An American soldier/Navy SEAL, who Obama just a few weeks ago was debating on whether or not to PAY, did. Obama just happened to be the one in office when our soldiers finally found OBL and took him out. This is NOT an Obama victory, but an… AMERICAN victory!! REPOST IF YOU AGREE!!!"

This has been blowing up my news feed all morning.

5/3/2011 9:33:58 AM

Samwise16 i know we've had this conversation before on facebook but i agree - super annoying. i know some people who do the same thing on my facebook.

5/3/2011 9:45:11 AM

At first, I was disappointed that I didn't have a feed full of stupid fucking updates about bin Laden. Then I realized that means for the most part that I don't associate with morons.

You guys should probably clear out your friends lists.

5/3/2011 9:46:35 AM

All by the same dude who is now starting to brainwash my sister (his girlfriend)

Quote :

"When are the republicans, or at least the tea party, going to start getting on Obama for making up the whole bin laden is dead thing? I mean, this time at least they have a leg to stand on"

Quote :

"Does anyone remember that scene in Braveheart where the masses of uneducated Englishmen cheered and threw stuff at William Wallace as he was tortured and executed? Not sayin' any Unnamables are no Mel Gibson...but one religious zealots about the same as another, right?"

Quote :

"I just got called "unamerican" by someone who seems to think I would somehow be insulted by that. That will be my warm fuzzy for the night."

Quote :

"well, i guess we got the bad guy...happy ending! That story is done now, neatly wrapped up and ready for the history books(not to mention standardized tests with only one right answer.) No need to dig any deeper. We know who did it, and they got theirs. TV says so, so it must be true. And just in time to give Great Leader a leg to stand on for the next dog and pony show, to boot. It's a great day for Empire."

5/3/2011 9:54:55 AM

I've only gotten it once, shockingly enough from a (former) TWW poster.

5/3/2011 10:00:26 AM

Quote :

"You guys should probably clear out your friends lists."

I should as I really don't associate with these people anymore, other than Facebook. But damn, they provide some of the only entertainment I get some days.

5/3/2011 5:20:03 PM

Quote :

"Hellhath no fury like a woman's corn. Boy do I know that right now. :/"

Knowing this person, I don't think it's a tongue-in-cheek remark about dinner.

5/4/2011 6:48:21 PM

Quote :

"Saw this on a friends page..and had to repost!!...Not sure he got to stand before God but if he did, this is so appropriate. "Bin laden is standing before God waiting to hear his punishment, when God gets a tap on the shoulder. There behind him stand 343 firemen, 72 police officers, one k9 officer, 3,000 American citizens & over 5,000 soldiers. 'Don't worry God we got this' !!!""

Quote :

""the fact of the matter is you will not see Bin Laden walking on this earth again" REALLY thats it lol, I wonder why? Maybe cause it was all made up"

Quote :

""Osama is dead? Yup! Where's the body? ....We threw it in the? ocean! Timmy, have u done your homework? Yep! Where is it? ...My dog ate it!" LMFAO!!!!!!"

[Edited on May 4, 2011 at 9:21 PM. Reason : my dog ate osama bin laden]

5/4/2011 9:20:17 PM

Quote :

"GUILTY VERDICT......YESSSSS!"

(from a Cary mom)

5/5/2011 4:56:55 PM

Quote :

"Going to jail for missing court. See u when I get out. Leave me some shit to read when I get out. Holla "

5/6/2011 9:35:06 AM

Quote :

"GUILTY VERDICT......YESSSSS!"

[Edited on May 6, 2011 at 11:24 AM. Reason : .]

5/6/2011 11:24:22 AM