terpball All American 22489 Posts user info edit post |
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If a chick doesn't want to change her name, then she deosn't have to... I'm only saying that if I ask WHY and she says anything CLOSE to what lewoodssaid, I'd first ask myself how the fuck I let this relationship go as far as it has gone... then second, I'd cut all ties with the woman and run for my fucking life.
[Edited on January 7, 2008 at 1:45 PM. Reason : ] 1/7/2008 1:43:42 PM
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lewoods All American 3526 Posts user info edit post |
Yes, run! Run far away because I am taken.
The boy toy and I wouldn't mid having a guy or couple to play with, but you'd be too scared. ![](images/tongue.gif) 1/7/2008 1:48:32 PM
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terpball All American 22489 Posts user info edit post |
huh? 1/7/2008 1:49:12 PM
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pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
LOL
[Edited on January 7, 2008 at 1:52 PM. Reason : *knock kncok* im here for the gang bang] 1/7/2008 1:50:48 PM
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DZAndrea All American 26946 Posts user info edit post |
oh lord now this has just gotten ridonkulous. troll alert ![](images/kiss.gif) 1/7/2008 1:53:21 PM
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twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
i thought terpball was the one but then he moved to dc without asking ![](images/cry.gif) 1/7/2008 1:54:43 PM
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lewoods All American 3526 Posts user info edit post |
Very few people are secure enough in their relationship to even consider swinging, but would cheat if given a chance.
I find it hilarious. They'd rather cheat that man up and take the SO with them. 1/7/2008 1:57:49 PM
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terpball All American 22489 Posts user info edit post |
Cheating is the American way. Go to France if you want to swing. 1/7/2008 2:06:25 PM
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rjrgrl All American 27061 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "rjrgrl, guess you missed the part where I said I couldn't have kids. No worries there" |
1. you dont have to physically bear a child to have one, theres this crazy thing called adoption 2. i didnt read every word of every one of your posts 1/7/2008 2:07:33 PM
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Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
I'd swing but I'd make sure the other guy had a smaller package beforehand 1/7/2008 2:07:51 PM
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DZAndrea All American 26946 Posts user info edit post |
no swords crossing either you homo. 1/7/2008 2:08:19 PM
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Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
I know you just didnt call me a homo 1/7/2008 2:10:01 PM
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chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
haha
<3 Andrea 1/7/2008 2:10:50 PM
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terpball All American 22489 Posts user info edit post |
Honestly, if I was with a girl for more than a year... her VAJAYJAY could still be GREAT, but it's old anyway. OLD VAJAYJAY. Not old like ELDERLY, but like I HAVE HIT THAT OVER A HUNDRED TIMES.
So if I were to "swing," I'd pretty much just be fucking another woman in front of my bitch! And if she fucks some dude in front of me, I'd have to beat the dude's ass.
I just don't think this would work out for me ![](images/beatup.gif) 1/7/2008 2:11:51 PM
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lewoods All American 3526 Posts user info edit post |
So telling the truth is against American traditions too?
Sheesh, I should move to ce-ne-deh 1/7/2008 2:12:15 PM
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lewoods All American 3526 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " So if I were to "swing," I'd pretty much just be fucking another woman in front of my bitch! And if she fucks some dude in front of me, I'd have to beat the dude's ass.
I just don't think this would work out for me " |
And the insecurity issues come out!
A hundred times in a year? I'd dump your ass for being a freaking homo for less than twice a week. ![](images/rolleyes.gif) 1/7/2008 2:15:38 PM
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MetalRed All American 27124 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | ""Someone who breaks from tradition because it is tradition is a much bigger tool than someone who follows tradition because it is tradition."" |
Yeah that makes sense.
"hey lets do it this way" "why?" "its tradition, people have always done it this way" "why?" "i..uh...i dont know, but they always have and they must have been right" "whys that? "i dont know" "ok, that makes sense"
Tradition for the sake of tradition is mindless. If theres good, sound, and currently relavent reasoning, then thats fine. Otherwise, you're just being an idiot. 1/7/2008 2:19:05 PM
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terpball All American 22489 Posts user info edit post |
I meant to say at least, my bad... and you are telling me I'm insecure for not wanting to see another guy fuck my girl?
You're crazy.
oh, and you're a whore ____________________________________________________________________
^ So what about the people who go against the tradition and have no idea why? Just because they don't know the calue of the tradition deosn't mean the tradition has no value. I'd say going against the tradition for no reason is jsut as mindless using your reasoning.
[Edited on January 7, 2008 at 2:23 PM. Reason : ] 1/7/2008 2:19:47 PM
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MetalRed All American 27124 Posts user info edit post |
I agree. But generally people who go against tradition have their own reasoning, for doing it a different way, or the traditional reasoning holds no value for them.
Doing anything for no reason is mindless. 1/7/2008 2:24:19 PM
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lewoods All American 3526 Posts user info edit post |
Typical male.
You and another girl is fine, but if your girl did another man she'd be a whore and you wouldn't want her.
Do you backhand her if dinner isn't hot and ready to eat when you get home too?
Does she do the dishes while you mow the lawn?
What other ways should females also not be treated equally? 1/7/2008 2:24:50 PM
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terpball All American 22489 Posts user info edit post |
Look dumbass - I said i don't want to SEE another dude fuck her. That is normal. And if we're really serious, neither of us should be fucking other people. It's a good way to stay disease-free btw. I wonder how many shots in the ass you've had to get to clear up rashes. Shit, you might even have the herp or the HIV with your nasty swinging-ass. 1/7/2008 3:01:53 PM
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QTPie All American 7496 Posts user info edit post |
^^ You wanna mow my lawn? That'd be cool ![](images/wink.gif) 1/7/2008 3:14:24 PM
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drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
i'll mow your lawn for cheap...pm me...i walk wolfwebbers dogs, and clean wolfwebbers houses, why not mow a wolfwebbers lawn 1/7/2008 4:40:11 PM
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QTPie All American 7496 Posts user info edit post |
b/c then it'd deny her a right of female equality.... you can do the dishes - while she mows the lawn (it was a joke) 1/7/2008 4:55:36 PM
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drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
bummer...i wouldnt have mind having a yard to mow(its funny how when you move away from home you begin to miss the yard work(raking leaves, etc)) 1/7/2008 4:58:29 PM
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Vix All American 8522 Posts user info edit post |
^ miss yard work? please 1/7/2008 4:59:02 PM
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drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
^got to rake the leaves in my parents yard over thanksgiving...it was the shit...i actually liked doing it...hooked up skewfields parents place for free once for like 2 hours... 1/7/2008 5:00:28 PM
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pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Typical male.
You and another girl is fine, but if your girl did another man she'd be a whore and you wouldn't want her.
Do you backhand her if dinner isn't hot and ready to eat when you get home too?
Does she do the dishes while you mow the lawn?
What other ways should females also not be treated equally?
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haha
LOL
damn right I'd back hand that trick if dinner isn't right 1/7/2008 5:00:42 PM
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terpball All American 22489 Posts user info edit post |
I agree with terpball 1/7/2008 5:01:12 PM
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drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
i just realized lewoods is a female
yay new female wolfwebber to stalk 1/7/2008 5:02:20 PM
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LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
^ how did you only just now figure that one out? 1/7/2008 5:04:52 PM
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Str8BacardiL ************ 41758 Posts user info edit post |
prolly 1/7/2008 5:06:06 PM
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drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
^^i thought it was a he cause of the engagement ring thread in lounge....i thought "he" was a dude trying to say dudes shouldnt have to buy a woman a ring just because its tradition
[Edited on January 7, 2008 at 5:08 PM. Reason : her bday is jan 13th btw] 1/7/2008 5:07:13 PM
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pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Gangster of love
I've never been played by a ho! If the bitch is acting stupid, She's got to go! Some mutherfuckers [missadden] If she fucks with me, ima kick her little monkey ass! See you hoes got it wrong! Think that if some nigga says he loves you he aint strong. Bitch you take the shit the wrong way. And I can tell right now. its gonna be a long day! I got to educate you brothas If the bitch wont give up the play Fuck her! Move along to the next trick. See I'm the type a nigga that tell a ho Suck dick! What if she's not suckin Thats a waste of time Conversation and my fuckin I just put my fuckin pants on And tell the idiotic freak To take her tramp ass home!
Cause I dont need a fuckin dumbie! I need a bitch to lick nuts Until my dick is cummy And after that you're wearin your gloves Ha ha... just call me the gangster of love.
I like bitches All kind of bitches,
To take off my shirt And pull down my britches If she's got big titties I squeeze em and holdem While she suck my dick and lick my scrotum And if she got a friend I'll fuck her too Together we can play a game of switch-a-roo I aint the type who gets all mushy I like to sit back And watch them eat each others pussy! Weak people might say were insane But that's the other fuckin level of the game I'll turn your sister out if she fucks with me You want to know my identity? ? ?
Bitches look at me like I'm a faker Knowing goddamn well I'm a mutherfuckin heartbreaker! I'll have them crying for months Cause I done fucked their best friends And put a whipping on their cunt They have their mothers to call But if you fucked one mom You done fucked them all And I really dont give a fuck Cause if your mom offers me the pussy She's stuck Now thats the type a nigga I am I'm always game to run a train Goddamn! Six different hoes a night I use lubricated rubbers To make the pussy feel right Better safe than be a vicitm If you got a jimmy hat Go head and dick em I put the pussy in its place And right before I nut I pull it out then to the face And tell the bitch to keep suckin And prepare herself for her first butt fuckin And when I'm done--straight to the tub Just call me the gangster of love.
I'm a mutherfucker I put a bitch through a test. If she dont pass, she dont get blessed! If the test consist of Fuckin my whole crew Well bitch, goddamnit thats what you gotta do. You say you want to be down with willie-d But yet you find it difficult to listen to me Everytime you fuck up and skip a class Ima put my goddamn foot in your ass And if your father wants to buck up Ill beat the wrinkles out the old mutherfucker I treat a bitch like a queen, But she's gotta realize I'm the goddamn king Some jealous punk in town Told my girl I was fucking around and she's still down. To do the same You've got to have game You want to know my name? ? ?
[side] Say b You whats up dee All the hoes mad cause we aint paying for the pussy, fighting over their asses And shit! yup thats that other level of the game again. Damn straight! While we on the subject of hoes, whatever happened to the hoe you used to fuck with named cathy?
Ok cathy That hoe was hot. The first piece of pussy that I ever got! She fucked me till I was coming Put my nuts in her mouth And started humming I said shit commence the checking She started scratching my dill-bag And said hold up a second. Turned me over on my back gold. Opened up my butt cheecks And started licking out my asshole Thats why I guess that I'm the gangster And oh kathleen johnson sweetheart I'd like to thank you Little hoes out there are getting stuck, By niggas like me and we really dont give a fuck! Big-ass titties are the sexy switch Whatever you get, you deserved it bitch!
See ummm, I like to take em fast. act like I love em And dog their motherfuckin ass. Like for instance ms. p The bitch ran a game And tried to fuck over me But I sensed it in the making Talking about she's pregnant From me or that jamaican? She said me of course So I drug her little ass Like a motherfuckin horse. That's what you get for tryna play me I'll kick the bitch Right dead in the ass If she ever says we Made a kid when I make it Ill grab her by her mutherfuckin neck And try to break it! Cause I knew I wore a fucking glove You know who you fuckin with bitch? ? ?" |
1/7/2008 5:12:24 PM
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terpball All American 22489 Posts user info edit post |
1/7/2008 5:12:44 PM
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lewoods All American 3526 Posts user info edit post |
Nope, I am a woman and I did say that guys shouldn't have to buy women rings.
Women should buy their own rings and coach bags.
Quote : | "b/c then it'd deny her a right of female equality.... you can do the dishes - while she mows the lawn (it was a joke)" |
I do almost all my own work on my motorcycles, and I ride them more than most guys so I think that's enough. 20k miles in the last 2 years. I say almost because the boyfriend changes my tires (I help, but only weighing 120lbs makes it pretty impossible to produce enough force to get the tires on) and I will send the bodywork to a shop to be painted since I don't have a place or the equipment to do that. 1/7/2008 5:25:35 PM
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QTPie All American 7496 Posts user info edit post |
I was raised by a man, so none of that is new to me.... I just don't feel the need to be quite so confrontational and annoying about it.
No one seems to have a problem with independent women.... It's the shoving it in everyones faces to let them know how 'different' you are part that pisses them off. 1/7/2008 6:05:29 PM
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Vix All American 8522 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "No one seems to have a problem with independent women.... It's the shoving it in everyones faces to let them know how 'different' you are part that pisses them off." |
1/7/2008 6:06:45 PM
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Shivan Bird Football time 11094 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "But why should anyone participate in tradition for the sake of tradition? It only shows you are too weak minded to think for yourself." |
Dammit, how come every time I see a woman that can think for herself, she's already attached?
Quote : | "there will be a pre-nup (no exceptions, not getting one is just stupid), and I absolutely won't change my name unless he also changes his and we pick a new one.
Also, separate accounts. " |
So have you ever been in love? I'm really not trying to play the "If you love him, you'll do (whatever)" card; it's just that I had a similar list of things I'd "never accept" in a partner before I felt love. 1/7/2008 10:15:11 PM
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soixanteneuf New Recruit 20 Posts user info edit post |
helllllllllllllllnaw. gotta keep my options open ya know 1/7/2008 10:16:22 PM
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blah All American 4532 Posts user info edit post |
i have no SO!! thanks for rubbing it in!! AAAAHHHHHHH 1/7/2008 10:17:22 PM
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ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "No one seems to have a problem with independent women.... It's the shoving it in everyones faces to let them know how 'different' you are part that pisses them off." |
1/7/2008 10:18:04 PM
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khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "it's just that I had a similar list of things I'd "never accept" in a partner before I felt love." |
same. i'm still for prenups though (like whoever you quoted). 1/7/2008 10:18:30 PM
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sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
I'm gonna have to agree with lewoods....she seems to be pretty level headed with the whole thing....besides men are the downfall of society I'm not going to marry a man because it's tradition that a woman marries a man. Fuck tradition yo! 1/7/2008 10:19:38 PM
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GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
does that mean you are going to marry a woman? 1/7/2008 10:22:02 PM
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khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
maybe some people will choose not to get married at all. omggggggggggggggggggg 1/7/2008 10:23:20 PM
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sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
I'm not going to get married. Being in a partnership is a stupid tradition that people who can't think on their own do!! 1/7/2008 10:23:32 PM
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DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Being in a partnership is a stupid tradition that people who can't think on their own do!!" |
That's not 100% true. 1/7/2008 10:24:36 PM
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puppy All American 8888 Posts user info edit post |
she's being sarcastic, diamondace. 1/7/2008 10:24:56 PM
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GREEN JAY All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
i'd marry a woman. it'd be nice to have a wife to cook and clean and crap
also she would have to work 3 jobs to support me and my crack habit, but i have a large strapon, she'll deal 1/7/2008 10:34:42 PM
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