10/20/2013 7:34:34 PM

It just gets better and better. But missionary will be off the table in a month or so.

11/2/2013 8:11:00 AM

I managed to drag the wet spot across my side on the bed.

11/3/2013 12:10:42 AM

Twice in one hour but wow, my hair hurts

11/3/2013 12:19:57 PM

This thread is ranked in my top 10 typical threads for rednecks.

11/3/2013 12:59:58 PM

AHA, I knew this dude who liked to announce when he was gonna "take the boat out and fuuuuck."

He didn't own much, but he had a fuck boat.

11/3/2013 2:30:22 PM

I'd like to get a Blowie J from Bridget in my fuck tent

11/3/2013 2:33:45 PM

I'd like to get a Blowie J from Bridget in my fuck tent

[Edited on November 3, 2013 at 2:34 PM. Reason : Twice]

11/3/2013 2:33:45 PM

Blow jobs in the fuck tent...it's like fourth grade all over again.



Just kidding!

11/3/2013 3:57:08 PM

Wet spot on my side. Again.

11/11/2013 12:01:32 AM

7 times this weekend

11/11/2013 12:15:59 AM

We should probably start threads for y'all's bad and okay sexual encounters.

I'd like to stay fully apprised of your sex lives.

11/11/2013 12:47:01 AM

fuck this thread

11/11/2013 12:50:07 AM

^

11/11/2013 12:53:29 AM

It looks like you're both available.

11/11/2013 12:56:19 AM

yep yep

11/11/2013 12:57:40 AM

sex? ain't nobody got time for that.

11/11/2013 8:27:39 AM

[Edited on November 11, 2013 at 9:55 AM. Reason : last night technically ]

11/11/2013 9:55:13 AM

Weddings make girls horny.

That being said, I went to a wedding yesterday and should have posted in this thread last night.

11/11/2013 11:27:39 AM

MOTHERFUCKING POST

11/11/2013 8:03:03 PM

I have only had ho-hum, very mediocre goddamn sex for probably the last year and a half.

Went out with a couple of new chicks over the last week. Hopefully I can remedy that soon.

11/11/2013 8:12:44 PM

^ what is your strategy?

11/11/2013 8:37:54 PM

Well, primarily to find a new girl who's great in bed. I don't know that I exactly have a strategy, haha.

11/11/2013 10:49:23 PM

^^ his strategy is yellow pages, e for escort.

11/11/2013 11:04:53 PM

I've only been banging on the weekends recently, and it's been working better than I thought it would. Monday-Thursday I can focus on work, clean eating and physical fitness without being distracted by the pursuit. I might catch a nice jack Tuesday or Wednesday evening if the mood strikes, maybe a nice session with Mia Malkova or Remy LaCroix, but for the most part I try to be as productive as possible during the week, so when I finally get down on Friday, it's more pent up and aggressive and primal than it would be if it was just another day. Scarcity breeds anticipation.

11/12/2013 10:11:01 AM

POST!!!!!

11/14/2013 6:38:52 PM

Married sex is surprisingly better.

11/15/2013 12:19:22 AM

...you people

11/15/2013 12:22:59 AM

I just puked in my mouth.

[Edited on November 15, 2013 at 12:34 AM. Reason : seriously ]

11/15/2013 12:33:43 AM

oh to be a fighter pilot and complain about ho-hum sex.

11/15/2013 4:29:08 AM

On occasion seeing this thread just makes me

11/15/2013 11:29:51 AM

^ ME too.

11/15/2013 1:45:55 PM

^ Me too.

11/15/2013 1:48:56 PM

I saw shoot had posted in this thread and I was gonna be all like "congrats on getting laid!!!!!" but then I saw his post. Sorry dude

11/15/2013 3:36:50 PM

Wait, when did Kiwi get married?

Congrats!

11/15/2013 3:39:11 PM

^^^^

11/15/2013 3:39:19 PM

I don't have to shout out like u and let everybody knows that you had good sex.

[Edited on November 15, 2013 at 3:45 PM. Reason : ^^^]

11/15/2013 3:45:10 PM

11/15/2013 4:04:30 PM

The best part of waking up is making use of that morning wood.

11/28/2013 7:38:05 AM

you guys, I think I just dislocated one of my hips

I really wish I was kidding

11/29/2013 7:01:18 PM

lmao

you're welcome

11/29/2013 7:14:08 PM

I love Rizzo.

11/29/2013 7:20:20 PM

Rizzo as in:

a) This is when you reach back like a Pimp and slap the Bitch so hard in the fucking face that her gold Tooth falls out and then pick it up and take it to the pawn shop so you can go get youself a warm bottle of Kiwi Mad Dog.

or

b) The rat from the muppets who hangs out with Gonzo


???

11/29/2013 7:41:15 PM

11/29/2013 7:41:25 PM

Rizzo from Grease. See touchy gif.

11/29/2013 7:42:23 PM

^^^ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4Snl7a-lDE

[Edited on November 29, 2013 at 7:43 PM. Reason : ]

11/29/2013 7:43:37 PM

Pwnt.

Hiro stay home.

QQ

11/29/2013 7:44:07 PM

Quote :

"you guys, I think I just dislocated one of my hips I really wish I was kidding "

redacted

[Edited on November 29, 2013 at 9:24 PM. Reason : redacted]

11/29/2013 9:16:50 PM

^^^I'm inclined to agree with Mooj, but what if the alligator fuckhouse really was the key to life?

I would watch a science fiction movie about this.

11/29/2013 9:41:01 PM

Do blowjobs count

11/30/2013 11:11:31 AM