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Ronny
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"Cargo shorts are fine. "


Wrong.

4/2/2013 6:31:01 PM

justinh524
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Neither are your magnum pi shorts brah

4/2/2013 6:46:34 PM

lewisje
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TreeTwista10 is right...

...they're faaaaabulous~♥

[Edited on April 2, 2013 at 6:52 PM. Reason : k

4/2/2013 6:51:56 PM

craptastic
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I need shoe help. I want boots to go with jeans.
I was eyeing these. Madden M Toller


And I need shoes to wear with shorts (mainly neutral colors, maybe a pastel now and again) and a polo. I'm at a loss here.

Currently I just do rainbows and New Balance, and that's not cutting it.

paging DavidBaby

[Edited on April 8, 2013 at 9:08 PM. Reason : add another note]

4/8/2013 9:07:44 PM

State Oz
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I love how Abercrombie always has cargo shorts in 8 different colors.

I'd never wear them, so I have to find regular shorts, which produces two scenarios. The first is the super short ones that I won't wear either.

Finally, I discover one pair, in one color, of Classic Fit shorts. And, like always, there's 10 pairs of size 28, 6 pairs of size 30, 2 pairs of size 32. And we all know that an Abercrombie 32 is really a normal 28. I don't understand why everything has to be so fucking small in that store, and why everything has to be Muscle. When I inquired as to the lack of regular sizes (and really, what grown men with cocks longer than 3" wear a size 30 in Abercrombie?) the sales associate told me "the smaller sizes are what people usually want." Apparently not, since they have a whole damn store full of them, and the 34/36 sizes are bought almost immediately after being placed on the sales floor.

4/9/2013 12:55:47 PM

jbrick83
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^^ Finding shoes to wear with shorts has always been a pain...IMO.

I hate topsiders...but they do go well with shorts. I also hate preppy slip-on types...but they also go well with shorts.

I can usually get around it by either (a) continuing to wear sandals or (b) wear some thin, light slacks. I fucking hate wearing shoes with shorts.

4/9/2013 12:58:54 PM

shoot
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There are chicks wearing shorts everywhere today.

4/9/2013 1:02:41 PM

B Random
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"I fucking hate wearing shoes with shorts."


Truth. Only ones I feel comfortable are white Pumas with a black stripe. Dunno why this is.

Also, the suggested alternative to cargo shorts in the video on the previous page, called Chubbies, look awful and I wouldn't be caught dead wearing shorts that short.

4/9/2013 1:23:17 PM

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It's really a good choice to sit at starbucks today. Lots of chicks wearing shorts come in to buy ice coffee.

4/9/2013 3:05:09 PM

DivaBaby19
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Davidbaby here

4/9/2013 3:18:22 PM

mdozer73
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7^



http://www.tommybahama.com/TBG/Men/Sandals_Shoes/PRD_TFM00080/First+Mate+TwoTone+Nubuck+Boat+Shoes.jsp?suggest=shop

[Edited on April 9, 2013 at 3:26 PM. Reason : link]

4/9/2013 3:24:57 PM

quagmire02
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"I fucking hate wearing shoes with shorts."

ditto...i wear flipflops, sandals, or tennis shoes (though i usually only wear these with workout shorts)

i don't own topsiders and generally assume that only frat boys wear them...but truthfully, they're probably comfortable as noted, they are one of the few shoes that go pretty well with shorts if you're okay with the overall look

4/9/2013 3:24:57 PM

TreeTwista10
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"Also, the suggested alternative to cargo shorts in the video on the previous page, called Chubbies, look awful and I wouldn't be caught dead wearing shorts that short."


lol



[Edited on April 9, 2013 at 4:20 PM. Reason : lemme wear a bowtie with my cootie cutters]

4/9/2013 4:19:55 PM

Bullet
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to me, that looks much sillier than cargo shorts. especially with loafers. and long sleeve shirts.

4/9/2013 4:35:18 PM

Jeepin4x4
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god i hate those people.

4/9/2013 4:36:46 PM

dtownral
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there is a large range from cargo shorts to those, but if you are an adult you should be somewhere in the middle closer to that than cargo shorts

4/9/2013 4:40:17 PM

amac884
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great pic

4/9/2013 4:40:25 PM

DivaBaby19
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I really don't hate the 2 guys with their shirts rolled up

not at all

still that whole photos is infinitely better than cargo shorts

4/9/2013 4:43:58 PM

TreeTwista10
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The tallboy of PBR completes the frat douche look

^you don't hate the untied bowtie and flip flops look? Okkkk

[Edited on April 9, 2013 at 4:45 PM. Reason : .]

4/9/2013 4:44:18 PM

WolfpckGrl17
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Those shorts are wayyyyyyyy too short.

4/9/2013 4:44:39 PM

Slave Famous
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Most of my shorts are that length, but I have thunder thighs and small genitals, so it works for me.

4/9/2013 4:45:50 PM

ndmetcal
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i wear cargos & give zero fucks about it when wearing them

i do not, however, wear short shorts or drink pbr

4/9/2013 4:46:13 PM

Bullet
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"but if you are an adult you should be somewhere in the middle closer to that than cargo shorts"


that's your opinion, and this is mine: I think short shorts look silly and i don't want to see other dude's thighs.

4/9/2013 4:49:31 PM

Jeepin4x4
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i don't mind showing thigh. but when i wear shorts i'm casual. I don't want to have to worry about ironing or dry cleaning the shirts that go with them.

4/9/2013 4:51:40 PM

DivaBaby19
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TT10

I DON'T HATE IT

4/9/2013 5:20:23 PM

Bullet
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they also look uncomfortable, like they'd ride all up in your crotch and ass. and they'd be a cold on a brisk spring day.

4/9/2013 5:40:07 PM

dtownral
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Bullet doesn't give a fuck about cold spring mornings


... he just zips the bottoms onto his cargo shorts and keeps on going

4/9/2013 6:20:05 PM

Jeepin4x4
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"like they'd ride all up in your crotch and ass."



even your cargo shorts would ride up your ass if you didn't have the pockets stuffed with all that important crap you carry around.

4/9/2013 6:43:02 PM

LivinProof78
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I don't hate that picture....


At all

[Edited on April 9, 2013 at 7:04 PM. Reason : but they should roll their sleeves up]

4/9/2013 7:04:10 PM

JLCayton
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guys in the middle and far right look ok imo.

but for god's sake, those other guys need to roll their sleeves up. and lose the bowties right about...now

[Edited on April 9, 2013 at 7:39 PM. Reason : .]

4/9/2013 7:38:40 PM

marko
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"Finally, I discover one pair, in one color, of Classic Fit shorts. And, like always, there's 10 pairs of size 28, 6 pairs of size 30, 2 pairs of size 32. And we all know that an Abercrombie 32 is really a normal 28. I don't understand why everything has to be so fucking small in that store, and why everything has to be Muscle. When I inquired as to the lack of regular sizes (and really, what grown men with cocks longer than 3" wear a size 30 in Abercrombie?) the sales associate told me "the smaller sizes are what people usually want." Apparently not, since they have a whole damn store full of them, and the 34/36 sizes are bought almost immediately after being placed on the sales floor."


This is the opposite of what I usually find. No 28's to be seen and a 30 is way too big. Hell, even a small shirt is too fucking baggy at some places. I've gotten it down so that the only places I can really shop are J Crew and American Eagle and SOMETIMES the Gap.

Btw I have a 8 inch penis and I just pick a side and slide it down.

4/9/2013 8:43:47 PM

quagmire02
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i've seen your penis

it's not 8 inches

4/9/2013 8:45:06 PM

marko
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Just trying to be modest.

4/9/2013 8:48:08 PM

quagmire02
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that's what i love most about you

4/9/2013 8:49:11 PM

dtownral
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abercrombie does not order the same number of each size, they order a lot more of the small sizes because only middle schoolers from Garner shop there

take your husky self over to aeropostale and maybe they have some tacky shit that will fit you

4/9/2013 8:51:19 PM

quagmire02
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there's a lot of snobbery in this thread

4/9/2013 8:52:38 PM

DivaBaby19
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lol he said aeropostale

make sure you get the graphic tee with the store name across the chest written like it's on a baseball jersey

4/9/2013 8:53:50 PM

ShinAntonio
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With the shorts in the pic you might as well be wearing briefs when you sit down.

4/9/2013 8:54:09 PM

quagmire02
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all my graphic tees mention cancun or an imaginary sports team and have a number

4/9/2013 8:55:10 PM

dmspack
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"but for god's sake, those other guys need to roll their sleeves up. and lose the bowties right about...now"


Yep, IMO that's the worst part of the picture...way worse than shorts. I don't like my shorts that short, but I don't like my shorts going past my knees either.

4/9/2013 9:00:13 PM

slaptit
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Adults don't wear cargo shorts, that's all I'm sayin'...

4/9/2013 9:06:32 PM

th3oretecht
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Why the hate for graphic Ts? I love my woot shirts.

4/9/2013 9:08:05 PM

hypaone
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I have probably said it before in here, but as a father of 2 young boys (now 3 and 1), I do carry a ton of crap around. Tissues, pacifier, small toys, etc. I'd much rather throw the little extra stuff in some cargo shorts pockets, rather than completely stuff a diaper bag.

Hell, I've even had an extra (empty) baby bottle, a diaper, and some wipes in there, too. Not always, but sometimes it's pretty damn convenient. So there.

4/9/2013 9:32:34 PM

richthofen
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"ditto...i wear flipflops, sandals, or tennis shoes (though i usually only wear these with workout shorts)

i don't own topsiders and generally assume that only frat boys wear them...but truthfully, they're probably comfortable as noted, they are one of the few shoes that go pretty well with shorts if you're okay with the overall look"


Agreed. If I'm wearing shorts there's about a 90% chance that I'm wearing my leather reefs.

And personally I don't get the disdain for cargo shorts. Of the probably ~10 pairs of shorts I own, 7 or 8 are cargos, and I'm okay with that. I only really get to wear them on weekends or if I change after work anyway. I also refuse to wear the shorty shorts because they would look ridiculous on me, and if I'm wearing shorts, I'm somewhere very casual and really don't care that much. The extra pockets are good for a sunglass case (I wear glasses so have to carry prescription sunglasses around) or a small camera if I'm traveling/out in a photo-worthy location.

Just this evening I asked the fiancee if she thought they were out of style or looked ridiculous. She said they don't bother her in a casual setting. Validation enough for me.

4/9/2013 10:08:11 PM

quagmire02
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^^^ real men wear long-sleeve shirts and then roll them up, you loser

^^ i'm surprised you found a woman who would let you do her if you wear cargo shorts

^ your fiancee is clearly as classless as you

[Edited on April 9, 2013 at 10:12 PM. Reason : this thread inspired me to burn all my cargo shorts...i hope i'm cool, now]

4/9/2013 10:08:34 PM

LivinProof78
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i COMPLETELY went against my better judgment and picked out two short sleeved camp shirts...


i got overwhelmed by the pretty colors

4/11/2013 1:29:53 PM

Bullet
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4/11/2013 1:45:30 PM

Exiled
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Going to bust out a pair of cargos for beerfest on Saturday...just because of this thread.

4/11/2013 1:48:31 PM

tommy wiseau
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it's hard for me to express how much I hate that guy with the pink shirt and green shorts

4/11/2013 1:54:56 PM

MattJMM2
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Fuck cargo shorts, hybrid walk/board shorts are legit... Just ordered these bad boys:

4/11/2013 2:00:22 PM

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